Mel 2: Welcome II the Hellsite

We’re doing a sequel! 23|she/her trans lesbian used tumblr from like 2013 to 2017 then migrated to twitter for five years, now I’m BACK baby

[tropicalscream]

finger-licking good

and its ontological opposite:

toe-sucking evil

[catgirl-kaiju]

Colonel Sanders and Quinton Tarantino locked in mortal combat

[wetchickenbreast]

my coffin shaped locket is the perfect size to fit one singular ibuprofen

[wetchickenbreast]

this is surprisingly useful actually

[arcaneavarice]

stop wasting space and add another

[wetchickenbreast]

tres ibuprofenitos

[tamamita]

Brazil is the only non-Muslim country to host the most Shi'a Muslims in the world

[tamamita]

[thenyanguardparty]

Brazil has the "most X-people outside of X-place" of like, most kinds of people tbh

[ublock-origin]

Brazil famously has the highest amount of Lebanese people in the world, including in Lebanon itself

[ublock-origin]

literally Brazil is always "the largest X nation outside of X"

[ublock-origin]

[ublock-origin]

[flagellant]

Imagine you walk in the club and you see some really quiet looking ‘I don’t wanna be here’ type sitting down drinking a coke and when they stand up and turn around they’ve got one of every color hanky (including mosquito netting) in each back pocket

why imagine a memory

[flagellant]

[manicpixiedickgirl]

[markodragic]

I finished portal and immediately went to ebay and ordered portal 2, I cannot wait to hang out with that wretched stephen merchant ball that people were obsessed with 10 years ago

[markodragic]

I’ve been playing for about half an hour and I’ve come to the conclusion that I would die for this little sphere guy

[markodragic]

[catgirl-kaiju]

[flyin-shark]

how does it feel to be tumblr famous now

Thanks for the question autistic-fuckwad. I’m enjoying the popularity :3

[wolg-fang]

OP will be hunted for sport if the asker ever changes their name

[flyin-shark]

OH FUCK

[crtter]

[metalbatteryzone]

[goldgargoyles]

zonai dinner theory

[goldgargoyles]

ok one more

[batzzzzz]

Rool

[citrusmillie]

all tumbrlinas come from a common ancestor

[animentality]

[marauders4evr]

Since July is Disability Pride Month

(as opposed to every other month when we're all demure about disability rights /gentle sarcasm)

I wanted to highlight one of my favorite artists: Liberal Jane.

[coughloop]

Don't let anyone tell you there isn't time for another smoke break. They're lying. get out there and sit on an upside down milk crate. NOW!

[never-not-reblog]

To all of my twitter mutuals that just followed me who never knew me from the tumblr times— welcome to my final form

[jojotaros]

Happy Chuunin Exam day

[hanarutos]

pride month is over so now we make the gay kids kill each other

[thickness-protection-program]

Why is this heat so hot 😩

[fagapult]

It’s the heat

[thickness-protection-program]

Source?

[mamoswole]

[thickness-protection-program]

[pepsimansthickjuicymeatyschlong]