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There was an attack on the Berlin Pride parade. A car drove into the crowd. We don't know much yet but one death has been confirmed in the German media.

This is horrifying and a reminder of why we need Pride.

“We are searching intensively for suspects,” police said.

#Berlin pride #pride month #one dead; sixteen injured; several of them with life threatening injuries #current events

thebibliosphere

The kid next door (talking toddler age) is playing outside and just wiped out in his Fisher Price car, and I just heard the babysitter say, “oh no, your insurance premium is definitely going to go up!” And the kid who had only been mildly sniffling before made the most confused, but startled sound you’ve ever heard.

Just very clearly an attempt at saying, “my what?”

He straight up forgot about his scraped knee and is now worried about whatever the fuck an insurance premium is.

xxxdragonfucker69xxx

#a couple of weeks ago we had problems with eichenprozessionsspinner raupen on trees in the woods surrounding our town #(caterpillars of a specific moth or butterfly or whatever that cause allergic reactions like coughing and shortness of breath).#my four year old niece informed me of this by telling the "du darfst nicht in den wald mit dem hund weil da sind die aggressionsspinner #(roughly translating to: you can't go into the forest to walk the dog because it's full of aggressive wackos)#(because spinner is an old word for caterpillars but also a derogative word for someone who's missing a few cups from their closet as we #germans like to say)

teashoesandhair

I'm in a little local cafe and the women behind the counter started griping to each other, "Oh Christ, Stephen's back again," "It's him, is it? I thought he'd stopped coming," "It's definitely him, look, it's bloody Stephen on a Thursday morning," "Do you want me to get rid of him or are you going to do it?" and so I was peering outside, trying to spot this nightmare customer, this pestilence of a person, this pox upon the cafe trade, and then one of the women from behind the counter ran outside, clapping two trays together loudly and yelling "GET OUT OF IT, STEPHEN!" and it turns out that Stephen is an absolutely gigantic fuck-off seagull who hangs around outside, menacing people for crumbs

enlitment

spill for me, Muse, the wine-dark tea on a problematic man

blue0909

Please stop being nonbinary too. God only created one gender. You must conform to that.

THERES ONLY ONE NOW?????

miketon

bareniabirkin

😟😳😳😳

squadron-of-damned

#idk what this means or if i do this but ig i'll just hold my phone with my pinky stuck out from now on??

Good question, also no that won’t help.

shitty MS Paint 3 minutes doodle, nto entirely accurate: When you have your pinky hooked on the “bottom” edge of the phone for the extra security so it doesn’t slide out of your hand that easily, you’re wreaking damage on your hand, since the pinky is extremely askew from it’s resting position. You might have noticed that when you hold your phone like that for long time it begins to hurt, like when you are gripping a pen too tightly for example.

Green lines - the fingers are going their natural way. Red line - the pinky is way off, that’s bad.

theclockworkjudas

Me: Oh, good thing I never-

Me, looking down at hand: By talos this can't be happening

h4nds4ndwich

oh thats why my hadns have started to always be in pain ok

#good to know #also not holding your phone for hours on end might also be worth looking into

dear-ao3

#basically every pokemon game

pipshinwhatever

what they dont tell you about strategy based games is that its hard if you’re stupid

sometiktoksarevalid

arretoskore

Ok this is it, I have to get something of my chest. Because of this goddamned Odyssey film I keep reading everywhere that Emily Wilson is the first woman to translate the Odyssey and because of this she has a unique take on the text.... NO NO NO THIS IS NOT TRUE she's the first ENGLISH woman to translate the Odyssey but women have been translating and publishing their translation since the 1700s !!!! In French and Italian and I'm sure other languages too!!

I'm so mad because students in Italy have been studying on Rosa Calzecchi Onesti's translation for decades!! Her translation is so well regarded it keeps being used in academia to this day and it's from the 60s!!! There have been dozens of other translations since then but we keep using that one !!!

(and also many other women published their translations both before and after her)

The irresistible urge of english/american ppl to make universal statements out of their experience

#the odyssey #point

biggest-gaudiest-poltergeist

was thinking about how the concept of god is usually characterized as male (thanks patriarchy) and i came up with a question: in christian theology,

does "God" have a penis?

surely the catholic church made some sort of ruling on this

biggest-gaudiest-poltergeist

stop derailing with Jesus's foreskin, this post is about God's genitals ONLY

myfairkatiecat

Hi, Catholic here—the only part of the holy trinity with a human body is the Son (Jesus) so yes, but also God the Father doesn’t have a human body so no, but the Father, Son and Holy Spirit are all the same being as well so yes, but all humans including women are created in the image of God so hypothetically He has everything else too. Hope this helps.

biggest-gaudiest-poltergeist

thank you it did not!

rtm-drlng

Using he him pronouns doesn't necessarily indicate having a penis does it gaudy

biggest-gaudiest-poltergeist

see that's gender studies 101 but i wanna force the catholic church to ADMIT it

doctoraxiom

Also for what it's worth Catholic God doesn't use he/him. He uses He/Him which theologians insist is distinct from human pronouns.

biggest-gaudiest-poltergeist

so the catholic church wants you to respect their god's neopronouns

illufinch

hot croc bun

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yarrayora-deactivated20230104

op i hope you know croc bun is a real thing in indonesia, here are some pictures

theyre usually made for big events like weddings!

orcboxer

ROTI BUAYA MY BELOVED

#*gasp*#i neeeeeed this in my life #(i wonder if you could make hefezopf look like this)

dduane

Your occasional reminder. 😏

birdplushie

often you will see things online where you just have to be like "what a strange thing to say" or "i don't think that's true :)" to yourself and try to move on or you will lose your mind

afloweroutofstone

I don’t even want to write a review of “Top Gun: Maverick” honestly, I’ve seen 1,500+ movies and I’ve never finished one that left me more depressed about the future of this country. I just want to stop thinking about it

afloweroutofstone

By popular demand:

afloweroutofstone

The White House just shared a video using footage from “Top Gun: Maverick” right before real footage of US bombs hitting Iran. I am sorry to announce that I have been 100% vindicated in my views on this movie.