words

(they them) (adult) sexy people have shit knees. known dyspraxic

[tainbocuailnge]

genuinely people should be getting arrested for this heat. oil ceos should be getting dragged out onto the streets and kicked to death over this.

[drpebberlover]

[spin-the-wheel-polls]

I will regret this and shouldn't make wheels at 2am but

This tumblr sexyman is your son!

Are you proud of him

yes!

somewhat

I shouldn't be but yes

No

NO.

I'm disowning him

I am scared of him

Results

Voting ended onJun 24

(sorry if your favourite is not in this poll, I went mostly off the contenders from this year's poll and the classics)

[markadoo]

it’s not “train autism”, trains are just such a huge benefit to my life. drivers often talk about how they felt when they got their first car, that’s the feeling i have with public transport, don’t look in my steam library

[captain-hollis]

@just-wobert

[robowarrior-god]

I'll never forget his last words

[clubpenguindoneright]

[croptool-deactivated20221013]

i fuckign queued this and forgot abt it and got scared cuz i thought i was hacked or smth. anyways happy june eleventh

[lunamothed]

reblog while its still true 

[loveridden1999]

problematic sudoku solving skills gap

[featuringmarkhoppus]

[just-wobert]

this is going to be peak

[biggest-gaudiest-poltergeist]

"smart appliances" fuck u i want them dumb as a brick and incidentally as sturdy and enduring

[natalieironside]

I hope snakes have a nice day today. I hope they find lots of small mammals amphibians eggs and so on.

[natalieironside]

Shout-out to the narrow animal known as snakes

[thequeenoftheentiregoddamnworld]

Hey, hey, look me in the eyes when I tell you this okay? The whole "do trans women or trans men have it worse?" debate going on right now is the most obvious CIA bullshit on earth cause honestly we've both got it pretty shitty and fighting each other isn't helping anyone

[just-wobert]

hey, ummm, i got broken up with last summer and I'm worried about it happening again.

that's why I'm breaking up with you

[lymphonodge]

scrappy doo has been found dead in miami

[snootgaze-deactivated20170620]

is he okay

[lymphonodge]

hes alright but he died

[cipheramnesia]

Me [laughing]: So then I said, they’ll never find your body!

Interviewer [also laughing]: You said that?

Me [still laughing]: I did!

Me [suddenly serious]: Of course, they found the body eventually, that was just hyperbole.

[kushblazer666]

[deodorantdenier]

people are saying this is a song and i can't imagine what it could possibly sound like. what the hell are you talking about

[the-timewatcher]

like this

[prokopetz]

You need to understand that twenty years ago this was considered the pinnacle of online culture.

[wifegideonnav]

“bits to use in everyday conversations”

[transparentgentlemenmarker]

Les dances à travers le monde

[apollosdrunkenmixup]

my favourite thing about this is some are very traditional dances integral to that country/culture; and some are one individuals favourite move

and he approaches all of them with enthusiasm and a surprising amount of skill

[sani-86]

Watching this makes me happy

[rolanslide]

i wish there were good jobs