Bark Bark Bitch

Virals blog because brainrot ❤

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Can you please reblog if your blog is a safe place for lesbian, gay, bisexual, transgender, asexual, aromantic, pansexual, non binary, demisexual or any other kind of queer or questioning people? Because mine is.

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Hi: Ben put salt in my coffee because I annoyed him, but I’m going to continue to drink it because I’m petty and I refuse to let him win.

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Shelton: so what's it like dating Tory?

Ben: once, I asked her for water while she was still pissed at me, and she brought me a glass full of ice and said "wait"

Ben: I love her

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Tory: are you in love with Shelton?

Hi: *sweats* ...no.

Tory: then why do you draw 'S+H' in hearts everywhere??

Hi: *sweating harder* it stands for suffering and hatred.

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[psychobilliebabyy]

it sucks being in secluded fandoms, so if you post:

-Haven -Miss Peregrine’s Home for Peculiar Children -Virals (Book Series by Kathy Reichs) -Orphan Black

Then reblog this and I’ll check out your blog

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Tory: Croissants: dropped

Ben: Road: works ahead

Hi: BBQ sauce: on my titties

Shelton : Shavacado: fre

Jason: Miss Keisha: fuckin dead

Chance:

Chance, grumpy: I didn’t understand a single word of that and I hate every single one of you.

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Tory: Just be yourself.

Hi: 'Be myself'? Tory, I have one day to win Shelton over. How long did it take before you guys started liking me?

Jason: Couple weeks.

Chance : Six months.

Ben: Jury’s still out.

Hi: See, Tory?

Hi: 'Be myself'. What kind of garbage advice is that?

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Jason: Dumbest scar stories, go!

Chance: I burned my tongue once drinking tea.

Shelton: I dropped a hair dryer on my leg once and burned it.

Hi: I have a piece of graphite in my leg for accidentally stabbing myself with a pencil in the first grade.

Ben: I was taking a cup of noodles out of the microwave and spilled it on my hand and I got a really bad burn.

Tory:

Tory: I have emotional scars.

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The Gamemaster, ig: Well, aren’t you all a rag-tag group of adventurers with unclear goals and good hearts! Oh, let me guess: you’re out to save the world!

Ben: Well, actually, that sounds like a pretty fair assessment.

Shelton: More or less, I guess...

Hi: That sounds awesome! Let’s do that!

Jason: I’m new here, but I'm open to the concept.

Tory: I thought that’s what we were doing, guys, come on!

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Tory: There are seven chairs and ten kids. What do you do?

Ben: Have everyone stand.

Hi: Bring three more chairs!

Shelton: The most important ones can sit down.

Chance : Kill three.

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Hi: Okay okay stop asking me if I'm straight, gay, bi, whatever. I identify as a FUCKING THREAT.

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Some shapeshifter or some shit: *transforms to look like Hi*

Hi: Okay, are you like BLIND? You look nothing like me. First off, I'm way taller. Secondly, I DO NOT look so sleep deprived and lastly, if you could drag comb through that hair you're like a 7 on a good day and I've been told I'm a constant 10.

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Shelton: Why is Ben so sad?

Tory: He took one of those “Which Virals Character Are You?” quizzes.

Shelton: And...?

Tory: He got Hi.

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Tory: How did none of you hear what I just said?

Hi: I’ve been zoned out for the past two and a half hours.

Shelton: I got distracted about halfway through.

Ben: Ignoring you was a conscious decision.

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Tory: *Gently taps table*

Ben: *Taps back*

Hi: What are they doing?

Shelton: Morse code.

Tory: *Aggressively taps table*

Ben: *Slams hands down* YOU TAKE THAT BACK-