eat ass

a tired dramatic magickal homo (she/her)

[parrythefloof]

🐔Chickens🐥

I’ve been meaning to draw all the chica beans!

[spoopyarcade]

Done with the withereds!! (+ fixed versions!)

[sink-er]

please help, please dont scroll

they just hit us with an eviction notice

im a disabled gay transgender man and havent been able to work because of my disabilities, our rental assistance ran out and we desperately need funds to cover the rest of our rent for this month, please donate, we are going to be evicted by july 1st if we do not get the rest of rent covered

($200/$1285)

cshpp: $brokemoths

pypl: @ryanmower

vnm: @ryannmower

[xfuckngtired]

kind.

[wonderbat1216]

Steven’s traumas

A comprehensive, chronological list of everything this poor boy has been through.

Update: edited to reflect the events of the finale.

Season 1A

Favorite Ice cream is discontinued, house attacked by a corrupted gem

Home attacked by gem robot

Building destroyed while he’s in it, almost drowns

Breakfast comes to life and attacks him/his family

Creepy costume comes to life and attacks him/his friends/family

Unable to stop his body from turning into cats, run through a car wash

Trapped in a small space with a stranger at the bottom of the ocean, attacked by corrupted gem

Gets sick and destroys the teacup ride, attacked by ancient gem tech

Family fights each other/disrepects his and amethyst’s hobby

Stuck in a sandstorm

Attacked by corrupted gem, unable to snap Garnet out of her trance

Eaten by a bird

Goes through and existential crisis because of his abnormal aging, almost ages himself to death

Attacked by sentient plant life

Overwhelmed by replicated “guys”

Witnesses Pearl’s stabbing/death, is almost killed by holo-pearl himself

Attacked by training machine from rose’s armory

Attacked by a corrupted gem

Overwhelmed by rose’s room in the temple

Two members of his family (unintentionally) attack him/ other family members/friends

Witnesses a(n unintentional) rampage through the city, has to give the Heimlich)

Almost drowns, Kills multiple versions of himself

Fights corrupted gems, almost crushed by a falling rock

Watches amethyst almost die

Yelled at by his family/ family is attacked by Lapis

Attacked by lapis, almost drowns, his best friend almost drowns, dad breaks his leg, learns the truth about what corrupted gems are

Season 1B

Dad lies to him, unintentionally messes with his powers

Almost (unintentionally) killed by pearl

Attacked by gem fragments, attacked by garnet

Stranded for several days on an island, lied to by his good friend

Knocked out and tied up by Ronaldo

Chased by alexandrite

Witnesses watermelons attack his friends family, witnesses sentient plants die

Nearly suffocated by lion

Harassed by Kevin

Scared by a mysterious figure (peridot) in the warp, has concerns dismissed by the gems

Learns the gems don’t trust his abilities, don’t take him seriously

Sees several horrible futures

Attacked by a wild raccoon, Sees amethyst attack pearl

Attacked by corrupted gem

Sees amethyst turn into rose quartz

Attacked by peridot

Nearly falls to his death, Witnesses Pearl’s breakdown

Fights fake Connie

Unintentionally causes people to make fun of his dad, is dismissed by buck

Learns homeward gems are coming to earth

Sees angry citizens after failing to fix the power

Sees garnet forcibly split, the gems poofed, and is knocked out and abducted

Survives a space ship crash, witnesses Lapis and jaspers toxic fusion

Season 2

Believes he needs to end his friendship with connie

Almost killed (unintentionally) by garnet

Attacked by corrupted gem, witnesses amethyst’s unhealthy regens

Sees pearl teaching connie unhealthy ideals, attacked by holo pearls

Attacked by fusion experiments, witnesses garnet’s near-breakdown

Sees lapis/jasper/malachite in his dreams

Sees pearl lying to garnet about the communication hub/sardonyx

Forced to be the middle man for ruby and sapphire

Onion’s birth video

Attacked by peridot, watches Pearl/Garnet almost crushed

Attacked by fusion experiments

Attacked by peridot

Learns about the cluster

Sees peridot and pearl fight

Almost killed by runaway drill

Stretches too far and reverts to a baby

Learns about the diamonds original plans for earth

Attacked by peridot, nearly killed by explosive

Season 3

Killed as a watermelon sacrifice, watches malachite and alexandrite fight

Passes out in the drill, visions of the cluster

Attacked by rubies

Stuck in the air because he can’t control his floaty powers

Caught in the middle between greg and pearl

Stuck in Lars’s body

Harassed by Kevin

Caught in feud between Kofi and Fryman

Overworked by kiki’s pizza dreams

Almost (unintentionally) hurt by semi-corrupted centipeetle/nephrite

Attacked by jasper, boat sinks

Attacked by corrupted gems and jasper

Attacked by corrupted gems and jasper

Fights with Amethyst

Attacked by bismuth

Attacked by jasper, sees jasper corrupted

Learns that his mom is an alleged war criminal

Stuck in space and almost killed by eyeball ruby

Season 4

Attacked by corrupted gem

(Unintentionally) emotionally hurt by sardonyx

Emotions interfering with his fusion

Chased by the police

Free falls through the sky after being accidentally dropped by lapis

Greg is abducted by Blue diamond

Gravity engine makes the gems disappear

Taken prisoner in the zoo

Almost caught by the diamonds

Confronts his fake mom in the temple

Amethyst abandons their mutual activity

Thinks he has a secret sister

Friends are abducted because of information he unwittingly gave homeworld

Attacked by aquamarine and topaz

He and lars are taken into space

Season 5

Put on trial for his mother’s alleged crimes, sees the zircons poofed, dramatic escape with lars

Lars is killed in front of him

Realizes lion is resurrected

Has to abandon lars in space

Becomes socially isolated from connie

Watches Lapis abandon peridot, the earth and him

Attacked by emerald

Stranded on jungle moon

Attacked by the creatures of jungle moon

Learns the truth about his mom being pink diamond

Witnesses ruby and sapphire’s breakdown

Attacked by the diamonds

Sees the gems poofed, imprisoned for fusing

Battered as a watermelon Steven

Attacked by white diamond, and the controlled gems, has his gem forcibly removed from his body

SU: The Movie

Attacked and almost killed by Spinel, repeatedly, sees the gems poofed, learns another horrible thing about his mom, witnesses the earth almost destroyed again.

SU:F

Fights with jasper

Inadvertently causes panic and damage by interfering with homeschool gems jobs

Meeting other rose quartzes

Learns another horrible thing about his mom, attacked by gem tech at the pearl repair station

Attacked by bluebird, sees his dad attacked by bluebird

Attacked by other lapis’

Hurt by all his friends leaving

Attacked by a sentient cactus

CPH/peridot dreams

Connie rejecting his proposal

Being physically confronted by the manifestations of everything in this list

Realizing greg (well-intentioned or not) cheated him out of a somewhat normal upbringing

Shattering and resurrecting jasper

The diamonds not listening to him/misunderstanding his problems, Attempting to shatter white diamond and thinking of himself as a monster

Hiding his feelings about himself from the gems because he feels he can’t talk to him

Suffers his own mental breakdown and corrupts himself because he believes he’s a monster for shattering jasper and attempting to shatter WD

Thinking the gems are indifferent about him leaving.

Thank the stars Rebecca finally gave him a therapist!!!

[editsteven]

amethyst icons

[minecraft]

🍇🍒🍓🍎🍉🍑🍊🥭🍍🍋🍌🍐🍈🥝🍏

[thatqueerchoirkid]

high quality post man keep it up

[talesandfluff]

still absolutely insane and hilarious to me how Dave Malloy chose to write the line "Just one of the hundred sad old men living out their final days in Moscow" about Pierre who is like, 29

[string-star-lights]

we don’t talk enough about the letters pierre sent to andrey. how would you even respond to “i wish i was at war with you. your fiancé is beautiful, i might be in love with her. i shot a man. he got better. i’ve been crippled by alcoholism. i’ve been doing some math in my spare time and i’ve decided to kill napoleon. i am so wise.”

[demorrt-arts]

And what about Pierre? Dear bewildered and awkward Pierre

I’ve had Pierre and Dust and Ashes on repeat.. I love his character ;-; 

[sealbatross]

the four sides of this wonderfully sad man

@spacelemonadethings

[unbotheredmuse]

[monsterbi]

[curiously-a-dreamer]

[ID:

1, the “Are you winning son?” meme but instead of playing on a computer, the son is lying on the ground crying. He is surrounded by papers and his laptop is open. The father asks “are u ok” and the son replies “no I don’t know what to do in the future and it’s getting closer and closer and I feel so overwhelmed”

2, the dad: “Listen, son.”

3, the dad walks into the room and says “The future isn’t gonna sneak up and catch you one day. There’s only today after today after today.”

4, the dad sits down and says “you don’t need to know exactly what you’re going to do a week from now, a year from now, or an hour from now.

5, Just focus on what you can do today to prepare yourself for tomorrow. One day, you’ll be far past this day and you’ll wonder why you were ever worried.

6, It’s normal to feel overwhelmed. I’m here if you ever need help, Whenever you need one. One step at a time, son.”

7, the son: “thanks dad”

8, the dad: “of course, son. Just take a moment to calm down. I’ll go get you a drink.”

9, the dad says “I love you.” And the son says “I love you too.”

10, the dad leaves and the son sighs and stops crying.

/End ID]

[hockeydiva]

[pillars-of-archive]

'bear in mind' well yes there are bears in my mind. hibernating and eating berries and hunting for salmon and such, etc etc

[ashstfu]

how the fuck is january next week next month and next year

[anxietyproblem]

[laaanat-deactivated20220929]

The feminine urge to argue w a man for fun