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14 years of halloweens :’)

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this text i got from my mom a few hours ago is so hysterical she doesnt even use peacock she literally went on it for the first time and Dickbreath the Mysterious awaited her with an outstretched finger

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we still have no idea who dickbreath is btw he just appeared.

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"it couldve been your dad" my dad is a tech obsessed avid tool listener who uses discord constantly and has a monitor thats as wide as 3 newborn babies. i can assure you the only streaming service this man is using is vlc media player

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also i need to emphasize that there is no way i couldve done this. part of why this is like next level funny to me is that me and my mom dont even live in the same country. she is literally thousands of miles away from me and still her first instinct was "i think kaz did this."

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Tetouan, Morocco, before 1939

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Brooke again 🤭

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Just in case you were wondering why it’s getting pushed through ASAP

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the point of art is not to be great but to make it transparently obvious that there is something wrong with you

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due to inflation you must answer my riddles five

zouffle

due to budget cuts i will grant you two wishes

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due to recent layoffs there is only one of me and I lie 50% of the time

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No better place to stay warm

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Water biscuits

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itsaudreynotaubrey

This will never NOT be funny

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I’m so glad this is on tumblr

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My favourite thing about this is, he didn’t even have to call him ‘Captain’ he could have used the screen-name but he was SO MARRIED TO THE IMMERSION that he DID.