Professional Silly

Described as "A Sitcom Character" Note To Self: If looking for that one post at begining of blog, search: "The Everything Post" WITH QUOTATIONS.

[startagainaprologue]

this is mirabelles

[lady-of-vitreous-sight]

Alright I don't know how to say this but the clone of you that I keep in a white room to study your natural behavior so I can better act like a normal person around you just cured cancer.

[eyegengrauu]

releasing these edits ive done into the world for all your tenna edit needs bc i miss him badly forever

[startagainaprologue]

could a bonnies take a nap

[loop-lover-central]

Perhaps a bonnies could nap...

[ayeforscotland]

A slight guilty pleasure of mine is looking at the absolutely ridiculous advice some ‘How to be a masculine man’ videos are giving and then going into the comments to see the most performative shit going.

No Ian, you’re just a dweeb. Constantly scanning for threats makes you a fucking meerkat.

[batsdotjpg]

tbh potato is easily in the top 10 reasons to live

[animentality]

[lizardsfromspace]

With news of the death of Paramount+ as they prepare to merge it with all of the mergers they've merged with, let's reflect on its legacy:

It wasn't very good

[lizardsfromspace]

Remembering when CBS All Access launched and besides Star Trek Disco it only had a random assortment of CBS shows they still owned the rights to, and I opened one soap opera and it immediately tried to load a list of thousands of episodes at once and it crashed the app

[lizardsfromspace]

Paramount+ had it all. Did it work? No. Did it have a wide library of content? No. Did it feature all of Star Trek, its explicit and only reason for existing? Well they sold off one show to another service, and would sometimes remove episodes for no reason, and never had all the movies at the same time, but,

[lizardsfromspace]

Paramount+ using AI to generate the rest of a photo of Captain Kirk bc the Star Trek company neither has access to photos of William Shatner playing Captain Kirk or knowledge of what he looks like. Nobody was doing it like them

[dogwithglasses]

Wait so did they release the among us tv show from purgatory AND announce that the app would be ending soon on the same day??? Paramount what is your game plan

[somerunner]

saus

[asteraden]

fuck it enough sitting around feeling sorry for myself im gonna draw siffrin

[asteraden]

i coul... i could make them chinese....

[cherryhatter-deactivated2015072]

KICK THE CAN!

Let’s play the biggest game of kick the can on the internet.

To kick the can, reblog it. I wanna see how long this can go on for.

[visibun]

the oldest reblogs for this post that i can find are from january 2nd of 2013. this can has been getting kicked around tumblr for almost 13½ years now

[drtanner]

And yet somehow this is my first time kicking it!

[bobawesome]

Drew Da Big Miku

[unfading-scrutiny-deactivated20]

[ntrlily]

what if there was a game like minecraft BUT it was a real game that you can play

[toskarin]

I've got excellent news!

dog-faced goatman caught on video

[ntrlily]

i just think if it were excellent news he would be a goat-faced goatman imsorry

[toskarin]

perfect is the enemy of good

[goomyloid]

001 morf sdrawkcab tnuoC

(parallel to this comic) (and based on this tweet)

[laterkiss]

everytime i want something i should be shot in the head

[laterkiss]

wanting to get shot in the head for wanting something is also wanting

[teaboot]

I just need to confirm though, would you be for translives as well, and be loud about it?