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In memes where text or panels are edited the originals are always the funniest, case in point:
Listen to me. Listen to me. Listen to me. Listen to me.
I know there is a lot of discourse (tm) around this right now but listen to me
sometimes you do just have to lie to children.
If, when my toddler is, you know, toddling around saying “mama? Big ball?”
If I were lean down and say “unfortunately the big beach ball for some reason fills you with such an unadulterated rage that is beyond human comprehension that you scream until you pass out, so mama had to remove the beach ball from the premises until you can better regulate your emotions” she would simply stare at me like I had 3 heads full of equal betrayal.
So, for now, instead “big ball went night night!”
Please understand when I say “removed the ball from the premises” I mean I popped it in a fit of exhausted confusion. I murdered the beach ball.
See I’ve lied to you all too and it was better this way.
you can’t just leave this in the tags etc.
You can’t be funnier then me on my own posts, I’m in tears from laughter
Is it weird that I’d love to see all the various children of Dracula from media over the years in a sitcom as actual siblings? XD
"fun fact!" i cheer, before saying something that is not fun nor a fact
"Fun fact!" I cheer, before saying something so incredibly unhinged and specific that it is fun just for me and barely a fact
still thinking about that long post about unsolicited fanwork critique and just want to toss out there:
there is no moral obligation to improve at your hobbies.
my friend told me that her boyfriend got her a super cool rock while they were on vacation together and you would not BELIEVE my disappointment when i realized she was talking about her engagement ring
*holds your head in my hands* im sorry i let you down
In memes where text or panels are edited the originals are always the funniest, case in point:
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finaly on tumblr
I hope that once everyone's done laughing at the important blue checkmarks (no rush, it's fucking hilarious), Tumblr considers other icons we can put by our names. Like little hats or something we can send to friends for a day for a dollar. Little animal companions. Good job stickers.
Everyone keeps talking about some fucking llamas or something but listen, I don't want like random animals, I mean I would take random animals don't get me wrong but it's Tumblr. Give me an effervescent snail. Give me the plinko horse. Give me Neil banging out the tunes. Flat/fat fuck Friday animals. Bode cat. Give me the benefits of being a marine biologist (dash crab + more). Immunity cat/dog. There's probably a bunch more. Those are the animal companions I want.
And as several people pointed out I want the old fucked up "you tried" stars too.
And I'm adding to it: I want self care stickers. A little water glass you can give your friend to remind them to drink their water or say good job for doing it. A little med pill. A pillow or Zzz for sleep. A pen for writing/art/homework reminder or completion. That kind of thing. These go right in with the good job/compliment stickers.
"this is just DeviantArt/Reddit/LJ" I don't care I don't use those sites, I want it on here, good things can happen in more than one space is not a competition, I can't buy that shit on redviantjournal and have the money go to support my hellsite that I use, so you haven't added anything constructive to the conversation, please imagine that I am sending you a "you didn't even try" gold star sticker beside your name for this effort until they give me the ability to actually do so
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“I’ll block you immediately if I see that you enjoy immoral content” girl on the immoral content website??
Please, never let this meme die.
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