Striding Forward

This is my trash heap blog, I post whatever I want.

[bluemurderbunny]

when you’re listening to really fast music that pumps you up but you’re not doing anything particularly exciting so you just sit there super energetically

[ineptbox]

Last night I discovered that William Shakespeare named his son Hamnet and I feel like this is an awful secret I shouldn’t know

[gemfag-deactivated20260102]

*died at age 11* *has a beard and mustache*

[cooldogs]

[alienpapacy]

girls’ night!

[gentlealien]

girls night girls night girls night girls night girls night girls night girls night girls night girls night girls night girls night girls night girls night girls night girls night girls night

[zanabism-deactivated20200529]

me: I feel such…crankiness inside…the desire to whine is…unstoppable… I feel myself growing…spiteful and sarcastic … what is this disease? This disord—

brain: you’re hungry you simple bitch

[trashythingsgohere]

Does this belong here?

[verycooltrash-deactivated201907]

it belongs in a museum

[just-shower-thoughts]

Ribbed condoms don’t even taste like ribs.

[reaper-0-1]

Who the fuck wrote this

[the-memeblades-chosen-one]

so i got a totally not bootlegged Kingdom Hearts coloring book for Christmas

it has all my favorite KH characters!

such as

Sora

Maybe-Possibly-Cloud

This Guy

My Neighbor Totoro

Unfortunate Kairi

This Other Guy

Mansex

Soraruto(¿?¿)

And of course my most favorite

HECKIN’

GOSH DAMN

V E G E T A

[geniusoflove]

i saw someone wearing this shirt on the street today and i had an aneurysm

[i-hate-chick-fil-a]

wow

[trans-road-warrior]

Orgasmic

[brinconvenient]

TAG YOUR PORN! There’s commuters on this site, ferchrissake!

[magicc0ncha]

[atombombbaby]

Jesus was a Bethesda character

got stuck in a t-pose for literally hours

respawned three days after dying

glitched up into the sky a few days later, never to be seen again

[nevver]

[sonypraystation]

USA 1.023 Patch Notes:

all states rearranged for a better gameplay experience

[no-chill-at-all]

The four horsemen of the apocalypse

[druidviolence-deactivated201810]

[manrippedapartbydogs]

[powerburial]

bro do u really have to circle it when it’s the only thing in the picture

[clairidryl-deactivated20180621]

That’s it’s aura

[xenosagaepisodeone]

my boss in 2040: *attempts to administer an electroshock to my government planted microchip as a sign that they want me to increase my productivity*

me, who has spent all of my facebook credits on completely replacing my flesh, bones and organs with machinery in an attempt to gain BillGates Version 2.11′s favor: *short circuits and dies instantly*

the government mandated McDonalds™ drone that monitors everyone who lives in my district: *immediately liquidates my assets and uploads a copy of my brain into a holding cell located in VR Farmville in order to reprimand me for dying on the clock*

[mockwa]

🐯 🐯 🐯

[bunjywunjy]

good morning everyone have an absolutely furious mongoose

[ari-nemera]

It’s cuter when you recognize that the lion with visible spots is a juvenile. There’s a very high chance the other lion that runs over to investigate is the MOTHER.

The first lion is asking for comfort because she was given a big spook!!! and she needs mommy to tell her it’s safe and ok!!!! (What’s cuter is that mommy clearly reassures her, and goes on to take the parent role of ‘deal with the scream rat in order to protect my large and easily frightened daughter’)

this is all in all an adorable video 10/10

[cryoverkiltmilk]

Who Would Win?

Three apex predators

OR

One Screaming Long Boi