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[lousolversons]

Maggie Rhee and Negan Smith in S01 of The Walking Dead: Dead City

[sleepanonymous]

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Legend has it if you listen to this soundcheck on repeat it will clear your skin, water your crops, and cure your depression. I hope this heals all of you like it has healed me.

[itsmeimcathy]

faust (1858) by charles gounod | le fantôme de l'opèra (1910) by gaston leroux | wuthering heights (1939) by william wyler | la belle et la bête (1947) by jean cocteau | labyrinth (1986) by jim henson | van helsing (2004) by stephen sommers | the phantom of the opera (2004) by joel schumacher | crimson peak (2014) by guillermo del toro | consumed (2014) by david cronenberg | nosferatu (2024) by robert eggers

[tochnonechaikaa]

[takemuraownsmysoul]

"I wish cyberpunk had done, etc. I wish there was X ending, I don't feel like they explored XYZ enough"

BABE THAT'S THE WHOLE POINT. Cyberpunk, even as a tabletop game, revolved around the fact that there is ALWAYS something going on that you don't know about. The whole point of the series is that YOU CAN'T WIN. You, no matter how reknown you become, will be an insignificant cog in the big machinery that is night city, and you will die that way. The entire point is that there's no satisfying way to end it. There is no "good" or "happy" ending because THE WHOLE POINT OF THE SERIES IS HOW FUTILE TRYING TO BEAT THE SYSTEM IS. The most compelling thing about the series is that no matter what choices you make, you lose, and you've got to grapple with that to get to the ending that you consider the best possible outcome, and even then, you won't be happy.

There are no happy endings in Night City.

[the-shifting-long]

[readyraccoon]

Fun part of being chronically ill and delusional?

Whenever I start having episodes where i start fainting, I just pretend I'm V and my Relic is malfunctioning and the hot ghost in my head is trying to take over.

Romanticize your life.

[technofeudalism]

[merely-another-fool]

[zicygomar]

I know this is just supposed to be funny meme, but you used a Castle Super Beast clip, and now people owe it to themselves to see the full bit especially the beginning.

[atomicpowered]

I've been listening to these guys for like a decade and this is why

[switchkick]

[hot-wire-this-old-car]

compilation of my favorites so far. this energy for 2025 please

[qiyra]

Next up in the torment nexus: weed gummies that kill you

[transarsonist]

[shinosarna]

Some people are taking "Nobody in history has died of a THC overdose" as a challenge.

[lastoneout]

Love the people in the notes like "this would fix me" bestie this thing would dissolve your brain into a fine mist. You would discover the kind of mental illnesses Freud could only dream of. Forget meeting the Hat Man this is what turns you into the Hat Man. This is worse than that torture drug that makes you expirience 600 billion years in a second. This is the secret to honest to god shifting. The fucking MK-ULTRA era CIA would tell you to dial it back if you showed them this thing. This is the closest humans have ever come to making a physical manifestation of a bad idea. The only thing this is fixing is fixing to turn you inside out.

[hellsitegenetics]

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[derinthescarletpescatarian]

This is what eating that whole gummy would turn you into

[tentakrule]

No legit I ate a (with a considerable thc/cbd tolerance) 1200mg space brownie over the course of 12 hours (I had no other snacks in the house) and I became a soup. I was no longer my original matter. I was a gel, at most. I have never gotten a hangover from weed before that point, but once I made it through sleep, I woke up empty. The whimsy was gone.

You don't want this. This mega flower is for sharing with many people. Don't do this.

[lakevida]

dude im not applying to your job on squeamix dot com.

[unrepentantauthor]

everything fucking sounds like this now i guess

[headspace-hotel]

Poob has it for you

[notemily]

I have two things to add here:

[ghoulfuckersincorporated]

love y'all

[gideonthe9]

dana akdjfjckfjfm

[nico-verde]

On a scale of this to Barnyard Dick Tits Song how are you handling your cartoon being canceled?

[akiradachi]

the

what

[nico-verde]

[lesiasmadness]

I was originally just gonna reblog because of the top tart of the post, but the clip is legitimately funnier than any stand up I've even heard, i actively cannot breathe i can't let anybody notice me laughing, lest they ask what I'm laughing about

[captainsnoop-deactivated2020041]

i hate it when game devs put “fixed several issues” in patch notes 

no. tell me what you fixed. i wanna know what the glitch was.

you know those patch notes that are like “fixed an issue where if the player sat in a bush for too long, they’d become the size of a skyscraper” 

i wanna read those. tell me those. 

[necroesque666]

[sindri42]

[sindri42]

[ahdok]

Adjusted value of Bees. Now that was a special one… because every item in the game had a minimum value, and a beehive was a container for bees, which each had a minimum value… which meant the moment one of your dwarves picked up a beehive, your entire fortress’ net worth skyrocketed… a value used in determining how powerful the foes that visit and try to murder you are.

[prokopetz]

Reblogging for the explanation of what “adjusted value of bees” actually means, because I know several folks following this blog have been wondering.

[probabilitydirigible]

Okay but you’ve all forgotten the best Dwarf Fortress bug of all “Flying creatures give birth in midair, leading to tragedy” 

[probabilitydirigible]

Actually I lied it’s the one where after a major update werewolves and vampires started climbing the nearest tree and refusing to come down. It turned out that he’d given evil creatures the ability to sense each other, but forgotten to set a maximum range on it, so werewolves were aware Hell was underground and trying to flee by climbing 

[thepageofhopes]

This has to be my favorite patch note ever

[one-for-one]

I'm so glad cooper Howard is becoming a Tumblr sexyman. Man survived over 200 years of Bethesdas worldbuilding, he deserves this treat.

[talesoftheunimagined]

Real talk, I wonder if this thing can do donuts