Maladaptive Daydreamer

I write stuff, I draw stuff, I have a good time. Find me on AO3 at Justamudpuddle

[justamudpuddle]

ITS SO HOT OUTSIDE. GIVE ME AUTUMN OR GIVE ME DEATH.

[red-garden]

“Do dishes” and “take out trash” both require the use of a spell slot, vs “use phone” is a cantrip, and brother, I am a level one wizard

[justslightlyconfused]

That ‘comment on your a03 work’ email hits like a line of cocaine every time. unmatched dopamine increase. shoutout to everyone who leaves a comment on fics. you deserve the world

[write-on-world]

[justamudpuddle]

Sinking. Drowning. Wallowing. Send help

[enraged-chihuahua]

ur first and last recent emojis are ur gender now. mine is 🅱👨‍❤‍💋‍👨

[medianox-astrum]

[eclipxium]

[everythingisliminal]

🤞👀 my gender is I Promise.

Well that’s wholesome.

[llyfrenfys]

🔫🎣 Fish fear me?

[wales-offical]

🏴󠁧󠁢󠁷󠁬󠁳󠁿🐑

Ddraig

[oopsidroppedmyusername]

😛👍

my gender is silly, i guess

[avhira]

✨🍄 yeah that’s about right

[mildly-cold-grape]

🏳️‍🌈🙃 my gender is…

Ok I don’t actually know what this is, help?

[to-cut]

💥🧑‍🎤

Pyromaniac rock star???? Drag queen???

Honestly I dig it

@the-queen-of-geese @boilsyouroil @idiotobsessedwithcats

[the-queen-of-geese]

💀👄

…

Ok you know what

Fair

Also @mildly-cold-grape your gender is GAY

@aceofpots @ririwithrice

[king-of-oreo]

😭🎶

my gender is violin player

[nyctous-knight]

💔😭 My gender is a heartbroken teenager

[snipemeout]

😏🦅 my gender is sexy patriotism

[can-tab-eater-offical]

😅🤘My gender is an accurate concert experience

[geophreyrnd]

👌🙏 what… my gender is… okay prayer? @can-tab-eater-offical can you please interpret?

[can-tab-eater-offical]

Uhh your gender is “Please chill out”

[nerdwholikesnerdythings]

🛸💔

What. What the fuck is my gender

[can-tab-eater-offical]

Subterranean homesick alien

[anonymousmei]

🙏❤️ …

GET OUT

[bammythechaotic]

🏎️🚘

sooo im just car now

[anonymousmei]

driving in my car right after a beer

[bammythechaotic]

Hey that bump is shaped like a deer

[cherrybombanon]

🍒💣

Uhhh idk what this means

But it checks out

Edit I missunderstood

💣😂 this is the real one

[maybelles-colony]

🔥💔

MY GENDER IS A FUCKING BURNING HEART!?

[rottenyaiizeez]

@chaimydrink @the-luckiest-gamer

🫡🖕

makes sense ig

[chaimydrink]

😢™️

Lmao???

[goldenbunny30]

✅️😊

So my gender is yes smiley face… Got it

@harbinger-of-silly @a-very-humanyes @rice-w0lf @bubble-official @ovloppy @themicroweman

[harbinger-of-silly]

You’re getting a good grade in gender!

😭🧬… Yeah I do make my genes cry thank you

Open tags IDK who to tag

[velocigrippers]

👍😌 my new gender is “it’s all cool”

okay out of ALL of the emojis the first and last were not that interesting

Like look at this

@getsqu1rreled @mopni9051 @justamudpuddle @minkbat and open tags

[justamudpuddle]

😱🤫

Unbelievable. Even my emojis won’t tell me what it is 🙄😂

[justamudpuddle]

What is a good nickname for you, and pronouns?

Muddy?? 🤷🏼‍♀️ idk, I haven’t really thought of a nickname so feel free to use whatever.

And she/her! 🥰

[justamudpuddle]

*refreshing my email repeatedly, hoping to get a notification that anyone of the stories I’m subscribed to on ao3 will have a new chapter update, crying when it remains empty and I have to go write my own.*

[justamudpuddle]

Did you know you can drink NyQuil straight out of the bottle actually? Did you know that? Cause you can.

[justamudpuddle]

Alright, I’m popping two Benadryl and the recommended dose of acetaminophen and calling it a night at 7:30. See you all tomorrow maybe.

[justamudpuddle]

Caffeinated ✅

Medicated ✅

Agitated ✅

[justamudpuddle]

I don’t know if it’s allergies or the barometric pressure from all the rain recently, but I’ve had this headache right behind my eyes for like four days now and I’m over it. 🤕

[velocigrippers]

Sending you the excess sunlight that gave me a bad sunburn

[justamudpuddle]

AHH MY EYES 🫣🫣🫣

[justamudpuddle]

I don’t know if it’s allergies or the barometric pressure from all the rain recently, but I’ve had this headache right behind my eyes for like four days now and I’m over it. 🤕

[what-even-is-thiss]

The upside to the adhd forgetting that you made yourself a drink thing is thinking to yourself “man I could go for a drink right now” and looking to your right and seeing a drink has appeared there. Thank you, past me. I lost you somewhere but you have still provided.

[cementforbones-deactivated20171]

me making coffee: this going to fix everything.

[justamudpuddle]

Making sun tea the way the good Lord intended by throwing several teabags into a plastic container full of water and then sticking that plastic container out into the hot, hot sun.

Let’s freakin go.

[justamudpuddle]

*checks carton* half and half

*checks carton again* half and half

*pours it into my coffee* egg whites

[justamudpuddle]

My view rn 😍