Just Another Slytherin

Let's see....my name is Lauren. I love Harry Potter and firmly believe Harry Potter + Mean Girls is the greatest thing ever. I love Halloween and Christmas, and I know every line to A Christmas Story. Yah, I'm lame.

[erikaamichele]

[ronpalsy-deactivated20120421]

[reaches down to touch football] Its still warm. Theres been sports here recently.

[greelin]

here’s a concept: me, riding your ceiling fan like a gargoyle. you, smacking me with a broom. both of us are yelling

[justanotherslytherin]

most people when they turn 22: have fun, invite a few friends round, maybe go out for a drink, probably sing along to '22' by taylor swift all night

sirius black when he turns 22: in azkaban, lonely and depressed, the murder of his two best friends still fresh in his mind, worrying about the fate of his godson and other best friend who's facing the full moon alone, bitter and angry, weighted with the fact that someone he loved like a brother betrayed him in the worst way possible, not able to produce a single happy thought, probably wishing he was dead

[deactivatedblognumber1]

So a teacher in my friends’ class told them he had grounded his daughter for wearing make up at school, and turns out that the next day every single girl in class had slapped the brightest blood red lipstick they had and there was a line in the bathroom to apply knife sharp, enormous curves of winged eyeliner on everyone and they looked like a legion of warrior goddesses on their way to avenge their sister, so when the teacher came in the room his face just FELL and he kept avoiding the girls staring at him during class, so they started raising their hands and asking questions about the subject to force him to look at them, and if you don’t think girls are amazing when they get down to battle you are missing out on something glorious

[thissquirl]

Can you imagine being Harry and Ginny’s kids though? You would never win an argument.

“Mom! Why do I have to do my chores right now?”

“HEY. When I was your age I was possessed by a psycho serial killer dark wizard. You can wash the damn dishes.”

or complaining about anything, like

“Well, by the time I was 15, I had faced off against and survived Lord Voldemort like twelve times, and I still did my damn homework.”

[sarahabdul4-deactivated20170928]

لا أبحث عن نصفي الأخر لأنني لستُ نصفًا. -I’m not searching for my other half because I’m not a half.

(via lohanthony)

[justanotherslytherin]

me: damn i need to save my money

me: *spends $200 in a week*

[huffpost]

[ohhjenesuispas]

I will reblog this every time.

[papayapetal]

Literally this.

[lock-screens]

[rubyetc]

it’s ok 

[jajajaja61792917-deactivated201]

EMERGENCY: my little brother is out in Salt Lake / Salt Lake area . He has been missing since last night around ODDESY CHARTER HOME & we haven’t heard from him, his care providers or the police . If any of my followers living in or around the area PLEASE PLEASE TEXT OR CALL 702-578-0479 OR THE POLICE DEPARTMENT IF YOU SEE HIM !!! I really don’t know what mental state he was in when he left but he has self harmed before and I’m really worried bout how he might be right now . Idk if any of you guys live out there or have followers that might but I would super appreciate it if yu guys could at least reblog is this for me so it gets around .

DETAILS : - he’s bout 5'8-5'9 - 17 years old - Tan -no tattoos or piercings -black hair - Brown eyes

PLEASE PLEASE HELP ME OUT . Ahora por mi y mañana por ustedes .

Thank you !!!!!!

[maaaririvera-deactivated2018051]

EVERYONE PLEASE REBLOG UNTIL HE IS FOUND! @me-la-pelaron please keep us updated, I’ll be praying for you guys and hope he returns home safely 🙏🏼💖

[la-diva-de-todos]

THIS WILL NOT RUIN YOUR BLOG!!! BUT IT WILL HELP @me-la-pelaron AND HER FAMILY TO GET THIS LITTLE GUY HOME SAFE!!! Please reblog and let her know if you know anything!!!! Keeping you in my prayers love!!!!🙏💕

[robinnazaraean]

reblog oct.6 for ref. 

[jajajaja61792917-deactivated201]

There are still no updates on my brother 😕 if you guys could continue and reblog and spread this post around until he’s found I’d be more than eternally grateful !!! Please help me find my brother .

[maaaririvera-deactivated2018051]

KEEP REBLOGING!!!!!

[whatsupwitp]

What’s the date? This helps us know that this is still relevant!

[jajajaja61792917-deactivated201]

@whatsupwitp sorry , this is still relevant . I have more updated information . He went missing October 5th around 11pm in the Salt Lake City area , right now it is October 7th and we still have no information his whereabouts … Only idea is that he might be in staying at the homeless shelters in the area . My family and I live in Las Vegas that’s why I’m asking for help from everyone and anyone else who lives in Salt Lake City Utah and The surrounding areas or cities !!!

[whatsupwitp]

@me-la-pelaron Thanks so much for the update! 10.07.15

[literallyaflame]

me: [enjoys my garbage]

some pretentious fuck: excuse me, but that thing you are enjoying has no real intellectual substance and I don’t like it and you are stupid for liking it

me: [enjoys my garbage MORE AGGRESSIVELY]

[egberts]

i don’t feel like i’m old enough to be my age

[fandlemoniumold]

Hermione Granger inspired scented candle!

Scents are layered, from top to bottom: new parchment, fresh cut grass, and spearmint.

Click image to purchase!

[intersected]

I LOVE THIS MORE THAN WORDS CAN EXPRESS

[danadoodleknits-deactivated2024]

I love that this website exists. CANDLES FOR NERDS!!

[fudgeflies-deactivated20130619]

if i was harry, i would have stuck a letter down the front of my pants and ran out on the front lawn bc

the dursleys aren’t gonna chase me and cause a scene, it’d upset their pristine reputation

if they DID chase me out, they’d have to put their hand down my pants to get to the letter and i’d just start screaming STRANGER DANGER STRANGER DANGER and fuck up their repuation for real

[agustdare]

you would kill voldemort in first year at that rate

[fangrlproblem-blog]

I’m tired of all the contests with normal prizes like meet & greets, front row seats, autographs, merch, etc.

I want a contest where the prize is spending the day with your favorite celebrities & doing regular activities

going to the mall going to the movies going to a wedding chappel with a freshly obtained marriage certificate.

you know, normal every day things.