just another venom sideblog

arts and shitposts about your favorite bisexual disaster and his goo monster husband

[xueyangs-pinky-finger]

happy 3-year anniversary to this iconic video :)

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Forever love having on-recorded-media the moment Tom Hardy realized his inside thoughts became outside thoughts and did so ON CAMERA.

[scalesnart]

Venom and Eddie are on a whole other level tbh ❤

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[brainbubblegum]

Just how did Venom convince Anne to kiss Eddie that deep

[hope-and-frustration]

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[amazingspidermans]

he is what now

[eddiebrockrocks]

[joybones]

The thing I love most about the Venom movie is that there are only two ways they can start a sequel: either domestic bliss or dysfunctional roommates.

Human hand can’t reach the alarm? Venom got it, smash that alarm to bits. Too sleepy to find slippers? Cheeky little tentacle got you covered boo. Don’t forget to brush your symbiote’s teeth after you’re done brushing your own, and toss little bits of raw meat over your shoulder while cooking for your goo boyfriend to catch in their mouth.

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This is the third time this month Eddie has woken up on some random rooftop in his boxers because Venom got bored and took his body for a joyride. Parasite trying to steal your bacon? Swat that bitch away like a naughty pet. Get your own hand slapped away every time you try to reach for a beer. Eddie said no to McDonald’s so Venom just straight up ate a cat.

No matter which they choose, it’s gonna be gay.

[laerugo]

sony really saw this post three years ago and said “why not both”

[thxxsatan]

so,,,, got one too, huh?

[thebigpalooka]

2019 is the year we’re gonna STOP trying to fuck the monsters, robots, and aliens and START cultivating healthy emotional, intellectual and sexual intimacy with the monsters, robots, and aliens

[skrytch]

[lemonmangosorbet]

this is the Venom noodle of positivity, and they want you to have the most amazing 2019!! ✨

[stvnrgr]

what a time to be alive 🤪🤪

[sludgebf]

venom genuinely does not understand why eddie refuses to admit humans have a hivemind

“It’s not a hivemind! It’s just a place you put stuff.”

YES. EVERYONE PUTS ALL THE INFORMATION THERE AND THEN OTHER PEOPLE CAN ACCESS IT AT WILL.

“Yeah, but it—but—look, you choose what you put on the internet. It’s not like your brain is constantly hooked up.”

IT IS GOOD ENOUGH AT GUESSING.

“Or, well, okay, there’s a whole bunch of thinkpieces and speculative fiction devoted—“

EDDIE, HOW MANY OTHER HIVEMINDS HAVE YOU ENCOUNTERED IN YOUR SPACE TRAVELS? ZERO?

“—but, but we still all have our own brains, y’know, we’re all still independent thinkers—in theory—“

HOW MANY OTHER HIVEMINDS HAVE I ENCOUNTERED? MORE THAN ZERO. I WIN.

“—it’s just not the same, dude. It’s like a virtual library, that’s all.”

WHAT DO YOU THINK A LIBRARY IS?

“It—w—a bunch of books. A library is a bunch of fucking books, do not get philosophical with me, you pudding.”

THINK ABOUT IT.

“I will not.”

I WILL POST THIS THOUGHT ON THE INTERNET AND THEN YOU WILL SEE IT, AND THEN YOU WILL THINK ABOUT IT.

“Nope.”

BECAUSE I PUT IT IN THE HIVEMIND.

[gretchensinister]

Can anyone help me find that comic panel with the symbiote kind of nomming on Eddie’s head and saying “neeeeeed Eddie or will lose control!” or something like that? 

I need it because of reasons

[symbisexual-disaster-deactivate]

It’s from the 2016/Costa run where he shows Spiderwoman why they can’t be separated 

[gretchensinister]

I want to thank you and also the others who have helped me find this panel, unfortunately the meme I made with it was flagged as adult content for reasons that are still unclear to me

[symbisexual-disaster-deactivate]

That’s funny because I posted it once and Tumblr flagged/removed it as well. This is the Forbidden Symbrock Panel that is just Too Damn Sexual for a family website

[luxlightly]

Retouched the Mask/Copy flip up shirt design so you can actually read the “Copy”

Available on my Etsy

[erinmccomics]

Eddie’s asleep Time to make pancakes

[peachdoxie]

Hey, any of you Venom nerds willing to tell me which Michelinie comics I should read? I’m having a hard time finding a list of which issues/volumes are by him.

[prezaki]

MICHELINIE CANON AKA BEST CANON. Let me guide you!

Michelinie didn’t write a lot of the actual series titled as ‘Venom’, he mostly is the genius behind Venom’s initial appearances in Amazing Spider-Man. So you gotta read issues of that, specifically: #298-300, #315-317, #330-333, #344-347, #362-363, #373-375.

After this, you move to the first solo series, Lethal Protector.

Further, Michelinie was involved in the two big arcs Maximum Carnage and Planet of the Symbiotes.

With that, you’re all caught up on the important Michelinie canon!

[land-of-brains-and-chocolate]

don’t forget at least amazing spider-man 258 and web of spider-man 1 for basic symbiote backstory.

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…you can get most of those in birth of venom and vengeance of venom. the rest are also available as volumes.

[skarchomp]

“uggh I can’t believe people are horny for Venom of all characters” do you…are you not aware of who Venom is like…as a character….a concept…Venom is the fuckiest character in Marvel history..this is literally the least surprising outcome

[skarchomp]

Venom is an alien slime that bonds to you physically and emotionally and transforms you into a muscle monster with huge teeth and a three-foot tongue and you’re SHOCKED that people want to get in on that? do you live in a cave?