Clara

she/her not a bot, I just have nothing to post

[astrolunos]

sword of destiny

edit: audio from the polish audiodramas, not hexer. full clip with english subs here

[astrolunos]

ellander, blood of elves.

audio from the polish audiobooks. full clip with english subs here.

[tio-trile]

I’ve always thought that the Chinese witcher novels have hands down the prettiest covers. The first 2 books also includes an illustrated bestiary at the end! I’ve never seen a compilation that includes Lady of the Lake so I want to post a set with all seven books. Illustrations by @navar-notch https://www.artstation.com/navar

[hubbleablubble]

POV: We're master manipulators

[porterr-robinson]

v.2

[usedtobehmc]

If I ever don’t reblog this, you can assume I’m dead. It’s just pure, sound-design gold.

The cuts, the slow ramp-ups, how it matches his dance moves.

MWAH.

[voyage-of-the-porn-spreader]

tgis is so fucking funny to me. they accidentally Rock Lee'd a retired racehorse

[voyage-of-the-porn-spreader]

imagine youre a fat horse and your new neighbour is a personal trainer

[voyage-of-the-porn-spreader]

horse that reads Marcus Aurelius

[voyage-of-the-porn-spreader]

I was wrong. they didnt rock lee him. this horse is literally Gai. and i wish he was my dad

[shittymoviedetails]

Kevin is the real villian in Home Alone

[orgyporgy]

The movie establishes that the phone lines to the house are down, that’s also why nobody is able to call Kevin at home. The movie also establishes that all of his neighbors are out of town which is why he couldn’t borrow their phones. The movie ALSO BEGINS by introducing the main antagonist as a “police officer” which is why Kevin doesn’t trust the cops. I’m so tired of the ignorance. The slander.

[foxyclock]

FINALLY we’ve reached the time of year for home alone discourse

[hypokeimena]

#he did what he needed to do to survive. then he did a bunch of other stuff he felt like doing (via @hotcrossedfangs) 

[christopher-bryant]

home alone is just die hard for kids

[godsperm]

He also stole that toothbrush so was even more scared to call the police in case they arrest him for theft too

[syntactition]

Kevin knew that ACAB ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

[violetwolfraven]

Keep in mind that the robbers could have turned around and left at any time. Kevin set up the traps, but they didn’t have to walk into them. They could’ve left and robbed an easier house, but didn’t because they wanted to get the 8-year-old who was beating their asses. At some point, it stopped being about stealing the McCallisters’ stuff and started being about killing Kevin, at which point Kevin was justified in doing whatever the hell he wanted to them.

[magic-owl]

Skdhsjdhsk okay Home Alone discourse? xD I recognize this is a joke but I’m jumping into the shark pit regardless because I just love this movie and wanna talk about it so HERE GOES

Lol so yeah actually the phone line argument is a bit confusing because yeah the phones are down at first, but they obviously were fixed at some point since his family tried to call him from the airport in Paris or later on he wouldn’t be able to order pizzas or call the cops from his house at the end of the whole attempted robbery night, so there IS the question of why Kevin’s family doesn’t keep trying to call him daily.

HOWEVER, as people have already mentioned, Kevin thinks he’s a criminal due to stealing a toothbrush and has already been chased by a cop, he’s not gonna contact the police about the robbers.

Calling the police about his family leaving him? He’s not gonna do that because he doesn’t KNOW they’re in Paris, Kevin believes he magically wished his family out of existence the night before they left after they were all right dicks to him. He doesn’t know they have the power to come back, that’s why he asks Santa to return them later on, what use is telling the cops who (in his eyes) will probably blame him for it?

Also ppl be criticizing him for the booby traps like this isn’t the THIRD time Kevin’s had to chase these guys off his property? First he tried to fake a house party, they still came back, he tried to fake a MURDER, they spied on him and declared they were coming back again. Kevin’s given them two nonviolent chances to leave his house alone, they’re the grown men deciding they’re gonna come back and rob a house they KNOW has an eight year old in it. They announce their presence by knocking and taunting that they know he’s alone and “helpless” in there and that they’re coming in anyway, what their original plans for dealing with him were, we don’t know. After they spring his first traps, their plan switches from robbing the house to specifically harming Kevin in revenge.

These guys are trespassing on Kevin’s property AGAIN after multiple warnings, and they’ve announced themselves with a declaration of intent to harm him, he can’t call the police or they’ll discover he vanished his family and committed toothbrush crimes, Kevin needed to defend himself and he had FULL RIGHT to do so however he saw fit (which all proved entirely necessary seeing as literally nothing he threw at these men actually stopped them from trying to hurt him, they kept coming until his neighbor saved him)

Respect Kevin 2kforever 😤😤😤

[knowtherealcost]

Smoking as a teen can permanently stunt your lungs. #FailByCigs

[justonemango]

I want the hot furry wolf bad boy to raw me

[deadsiteletsfite]

you stop that.

[beep-beepster]

[beardedmrbean]

[supreme-leader-stoat]

This is a free website

[tlaquetzqui]

We pay in other ways.

[talesofthedice]

I’m here to hurt hearts tonight. I believe Selvetarm still wants to make Eilistraee proud

[photogdenography]

Hummingbird Itch-n-Scream

[tor-rentials-deactivated2022020]

(Not my content)

[beaniebaneenie]

About 6 years ago, I was in the hospital with awful pain… I was asked where it hit on the 0-10 scale and I said a 9… because I was told “10 is the worst pain you can imagine”.

I have a pretty vivid imagination. I was in the worst pain of my life, but I imagined that having my limbs torn off by a gator would probably hurt more. So I said “9”.

Turned out I had 6 simultaneous kidney stones. As anyone who’s ever had one can tell you, even a single kidney stone is monumentally painful- famously so.

I had 6 at once. 4 in one kidney, and 2 in the other.

When the doctor figured out what was wrong with me, he was floored that I hadn’t said “10”. Floored that I wasn’t screaming.

I told him about my imagination. He asked if I had chronic pain. I told him yeah, and that the reason I waited almost 10hrs to come to the hospital when I started was because “it felt like period cramps”.

His advice? “Any time anyone asks you where you’re at on the 0-10 scale? Add four to account for my chronic pain daily threshold.

[twishagratzu]

This pain scale isn’t as useful, but it’s funny.

I saw it in my orthopedic surgeon’s office.

[elfwreck]

A useful pain scale:

If you have chronic pain, your baseline may be 6. A good day may be 5.

Don't downplay that for the doctor. If your recent bad day was 8 or 9 - if you regularly have days that hit 8 or 9 - say so.

Part of the problem with doctors ignoring women's pain and people of color's pain, is that people who are disadvantaged are told to "suck it up" a lot, and they downgrade their baseline at 2-4 to zero.

Fuck that.

Describe your pain as if you were an overprivileged white guy who's never actually done 8 hours of manual labor in his life.

[snowflakeeel]

the holidays are never officially here until i see the christmas light extension cord of death by electricity and I have yet to see it.

[snowflakeeel]

gotta do everything myself around here

[junk-thunder]

[technicolour-masochist]

Justanotherweirdo07 wanted to see her like this so here is the bitch queen herself, with a few liberties taken on the hair cus it confused me and more spider jewlerry

I also have portraits of Zak and Rizzen in the works, sort of a trilogy of the 3 parents going on (the boys will not be serving cunt tho)

[justanotherweirdo07]

Thank you! I'm currently working on the full body with the dress, but school work is currently kicking my ass, so I don't have time

(I shall forever curse myself for voluntarily switching from grammar school to a high school with a specialisation in fashion design, because at least grammar school had an upper limit of how many hours a week can we have and a reasonable amount of homework. To whoever came up with the genius idea that in Czech Republic art high schools don't need to have an upper limit to amount of classes/week: go burn in hell while doing a final oral high school exam from art history with my teacher in the panel of judges. Rant over. Czech schooling system sucks. If someone needs me to explain how this stuff works, feel free to ask, because it's not multiple choice questions)

[vanillycake]

How I pictured some characters from the Legend of Drizzt book 1

[justanotherweirdo07]

Okay, but Matron Malice in this dress and hairstyle? Damn, makes me wish I was better at digital art

[technicolour-masochist]

IVE BEEN WANTING TO MAKE A PORTRAIT OF HER THANK YOU FOR INSPO MY GOD

[justanotherweirdo07]

managed to get more refs

The full fit with the bottom

The often forgotten vampire pic

The (grainy) BTS

Her original sketch. And yes, by the "down to 18"/20"" she means the waist. As someone who has a natural 24 inch waist and wears corsets: girl, 5 minutes and done, you'll hurt yourself. For context, she's around 27 inches. We're in the "fuck around and find out" territory here, especially on a waist not used to corsets

[pidgeydraws]

made a meme

[fruitcough]

Where’s pookie!

‘Another print I did a long while ago!