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I'm posting occasional fanfiction to an AO3 account by the same name! Right now, it's mostly Arcane and my most recent hyperfixation, Star Wars. I write to amuse myself and hopefully others, so I hope you enjoy! Please feel free to DM me if you have any questions.

#introduction

there's something so compelling about the idea of shane defending a gay person before he's out to the metros. like shane's in this committed relationship with the love of his life and he's so happy and he can't show it and he can't tell anybody and someone around him, a trainer, an equipment manager, some kind of support staff, gets outed or comes out and the usual suspects handle it just as well as expected. the metros try to push the staff member out and shane gets to say everything he's always wanted to without incriminating himself. why does it matter? he was just as gay before as he is now. he's great at his job. he hasn't done anything different. he's in a relationship, he has been the entire time. he's so happy. why can't you just be happy for him? why do you have to treat him like this? why is this such a big deal to you? why?

#heated rivalry shane #heated rivalry #alternate universe #au #character study #homophobia #montreal metros #montreal voyageurs #gay hockey show #heated rivalry headcanon

ilya rozanov seething with rage that pike gets to hang out with shane all the time and they play on the same team together on the same line and they're best friends and everybody knows and it's not a big deal at all

#ilya rozanov #shane hollander #hollanov #heated rivalry #hayden pike #shane x ilya #heated rivalry ilya #heated rivalry shane #jealousy

my-words-are-light

Yeah, that’s pretty much it.

gomboc123

dykealloy

fox-bright

do not taste plants if you don't know what they are

do not identify a fruit as edible just because it tastes sweet

hope you didn't eat any fucking seeds, bro

fox-bright

And today, we have this winner:

I saw the photo in my feed and went ohh, dude, no, we do not handle yellow rocks with our bare hands until we know for sure what they are. And I know that orange...

In comments, they continue:

and that's where I started cussing at the computer monitor. But someone else had got there first:

So just as a reminder, folks. If you don't know what it is, don't put it in your fucking mouth!

fox-bright

YOU GODDAMN STUPID MOTHERFUCKER

javaelemental

Good fucking god, people, if you don't know what it is, DON'T PUT IT IN YOUR STUPID MOUTH.

Oh my god. Good lord. I learned that when I was TINY. I was the tiniest, dumbest baby child and I knew better than to do this. What is wrong with you.

fox-bright

At Halloween last year, the tiniest little girl dressed as one of the Folk came to my door. There's an increasingly magnificent native beautyberry to one side of my stoop, with its marvelous electric purple berries served up in great tumbles, and she was transfixed by it. She got her candy, I complimented her costume, she started down the stairs, and then stopped, and turned back around. Her: "Are those for-eating berries?" Me: "Oh, you are so smart and clever for asking first! That is such a good idea, I'm so impressed! These are Callicarpa, called beautyberry, and they are edible. Usually they are for cooking, though, to make syrup or jam, and they're not very nice right off the bush. But they are a food berry, and you're so smart to ask!" Her: "Can I...try one?" Me: "If your mother says you may." Her mother, from the walk: "Are you SURE, like, 100% sure. That those are food." Me: "A hundred percent sure, ma'am. I could show you a couple of websites on them, if you want." The Girl: *waits for her mother's nod, then gently reaches out and takes three very small berries and puts them into her mouth* The Girl: *makes an inquisitive face as she chews, walking down the path toward her mother* Me, turning back inside: "Husband, you should have seen this very smart little girl just now!"

animentality

kuroashims

help this is exactly the mood of my last three and a half brain cells fighting for life 🔨

spoksstuff

He did not give up his future husband🌻

all credits to the original artist @lxxi_iu on X

avaxxah

bellanoche-oxo

did a small comic jijo :9 hope i get the energy to do the next part....

part 2

hitohitonika

I read somewhere that Luffy is so keen on being friends with Law because Law is the first person in his life to ever approach him first. In every other relationship, it was Luffy asking, or demanding, to be friends first.

And I haven't been the same ever since.

pikles249

jackkdaniels

stupid thing about me is I don’t cut corners but I also have no work ethic. if I do something it WILL be done right. no telling whether I’ll actually fucking do it tho