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me, fighting for my life in the trenches of this unendurable world: must…. have… … more… whimsy….
In an expression of overwhelming confidence in their innate animal magnetism, the majority of men who participated is a study published Friday by researchers at the University of Colorado stated that they could seduce a bear if their life depended on it. “Nearly 70% of male respondents claimed that if they encountered an aggressive grizzly in the wild and push came to shove, they would be able to win the affection of the charging animal with nothing but their raw sex appeal,” said lead author Peter Wilmore, explaining that most study participants aged 18 to 65 admitted that it might not seem like they could slip into thigh-high stockings, throw on some cherry red lipstick, and charm the pants off of a North American brown bear, but they were nonetheless convinced that if it was absolutely necessary, they would be able to lure one of the large mammals into their embrace.
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Important question. What are your top 3 fruits
your month, your bird!
these little birds are now sticker sheets in my shop!
The manager is up early, making sure surveillance is not interrupted and squirrels kept in check. A heated bed helps keeping warm when you're on duty all day long.
Y'all, why does emailing a professor about a late assignment feel like handing an executioner their axe?
Hello, my name is Shawn Spencer and this is my partner....
Tunatober, Day 1: Hair Washing (Rhett Abbott x F!Reader, Fluff)
Based on my Tunatober Day 1 prompt: 'hair washing', combined with the prompt "Why'd you stop?" Cause lord do I want to get my hands into this man's hair, I just know he's never had the luxury of having someone wash his hair nice and soft and slow.
Ship: Rhett Abbott x F!Reader
Wordcount: 2.3k
Warnings for this fic: fluff, no use of y/n, pet names, Rhett absolutely melting as you wash his hair
Fic Summary: Rhett's convinced there's nothing special about getting his hair washed by someone else. You're determined to prove him otherwise.
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You still couldn't believe you managed to talk him into it.
It started in your kitchen—you perched on a rickety old dining chair, and Rhett sprawled out on his back on your floor, his upper half buried beneath the kitchen sink.
"Why do you think half of us go?" you asked him with a snort. Rhett only grunted, far more focused on fixing the stubborn leak in the pipes you'd been dealing with on and off for a year now. "Sure, the main reason is getting our hair done, but it's also about how good it feels to get your hair washed. You have no idea what you're missing."
Especially not someone like Rhett, who'd been getting his hair cut by his ma and a trusty pair of kitchen shears since he was a baby. On top of that, short of the gel he used to slick his hair back and keep his curls tamed, you were pretty sure his hair hadn't been touched in twenty years by any product other than a 2-in-1 shampoo and conditioner. It was an ongoing tragedy you were determined to stop.
"It can't feel much different than me washin' my own hair." Even from where you were sitting, you could see him wrinkle his nose. "Besides, I don't need some strange lady scratchin' my head like I'm a dog."
"It absolutely feels different. Also, I scratch your head like a dog."
And goddamn, was he pretty when you did.
"It's cause I'm your dog. Sure do make me howl for you," he muttered, low enough that you suspected he thought you hadn't heard him, his words mostly covered up by the sound of metal clattering beneath your sink. He adjusted his position on the floor, his worn t-shirt sliding up enough to show a tanned, freckled strip of skin along his belly. You spent a delightful moment staring at that tempting bit of skin and lean muscle before reaching out with one socked foot to poke it. He half-heartedly lifted his own socked foot, kicking playfully back at you with those long legs of his.
"If you won't let someone else do it, let me do it," you tried, crossing your arms on top of the chair's back where you leaned forward against it. "I've got everything I need in my bathroom right now."
Including some new shampoo and conditioner you'd bought specifically for him in hopes he'd let you do this, not that you'd give that away just yet.
"You wanna wash my hair that bad?" He tipped his head to squint at you skeptically around his raised arms. A single drop of water rolled off his stubbled cheek, courtesy of the leaking pipe. "Really?"
"Yes."
"Why?"
You drummed your fingers, trying to think of a reason that might convince him. "Because it'll make you feel good?"
A scoff. He went back to the leaky pipe.
Fine. Time to bring out the big guns.
You lowered your head onto your crossed arms, and blinked at him so very sadly.
"Please, baby?" you asked softly, your voice dropping into that quiet, tender little register that always made him fold. It was rare that you used it on him, but it had a ridiculously high success rate. Rhett may have had a scowl that could send a grizzly bear running, but he was soft as a kitten for you inside. "I really want to after you're done with the pipe. Just this once. Then I'll never bring it up again."
Silence from under your sink as he met your eyes.
Then—
"Fuck."
Thirty-two minutes and one fixed pipe later, you had a grumbling Rhett Abbott in your bathroom, his head in your sink.
Success.
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Lewis Pullman as Bob TOP GUN: MAVERICK (2022)
my mum gave me three old jewellery boxes from my grandma and i’m so happy because it can be added to my trinket box collection for my trinkets. more trinkets for my trinkets. i love my trinkets.
A First and a Second
Dad!Jake “Hangman” Seresin x Reader
Summary: It’s just soft Dad!Hangman from start to finish. And cute marriage stuff.
Warnings/notes: some curse words thrown in. I think that’s it. Idk, folks. I just thought it was cute. I know there’s got to be typos and all that stuff. Pregnancy.
Words: 2190
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