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College Goals

Lafayette: Why are you nervous for college?

Boney: My grades are trash. *stares deep into Lafayette's eyes*

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Please help me I have nothing to do on the toilet. Please.

Boney

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Boney is Tumblr famous

well damn thank you to flux-lambda for letting us know but our boy Boney here has made it peeps

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No Nonsense Boney: Performance Studies

Jacobsen: The house will be full for our performance; only standing room left.

Boney: Wow, we're gonna disappoint that many people?

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WHY ARE YOU SO PERFECT?! HOW CAN WE BE YOU?

The answer from the legendary man himself. 

He was asked, “Why are you so perfect?” 

And he replied, “Minutes of hard work.” 

When asked, “How can we be you?”

Boney answered, “No.” 

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I'm a sweaty little sweat stain in Sweatville.

Tboney 

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Clothes were just invented by the Man...

Tboney

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always abide by the boney rule:

Do you like to eat your feelings?

a) yes

b) no (I'm lying)

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Life Goals by Tboney

Sometimes, you have to grab the universe by the crotch and say, “I don’t give a damn.”

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How did you get so beautiful?

because of my fans. 

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wishing you all a happy thanksgiving from the one and only Boneysteele! <3 

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Boney’s take on chamber singers song

Boney: sounds like something out of a horror movie

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ethan kallett: taking strange photos of boney since golden trout

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throwback to freshman model status

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turn up

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Sexual Harassment

Boney: *slaps Alessandro’s butt. multiple times* Italian stallion. ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)