tumblrslop

Hi I'm Sara whoever has the "fanatic" url know that you are my nemesis

[ewaneneollav]

did you click on my blog expecting “jokes”?? Fool. I am the joke

[chemicalico]

who wanna be friends with drawbacks

[eatthekidsfirst]

friends with consequences

[lopkelepke]

[deep-space-lines]

I upgraded my favorite squadmate to max health so I think he'll make it this time :D

[deep-space-lines]

nothing but the best for my boy Jenkins!! :D

[valentinetheeviljester]

Maybe lean out

[valentinetheeviljester]

[viralfrog]

[drowning-lessonz]

daily affirmations

i am the unkillable faggot

i can exist in grocery stores

i have the shittiest music taste in any room

i have a gun

[mewvore]

"we detected a mature post" yeah I'm in my 30s

[lypsys]

"Write character relationships that are normal" WRONG ☝ CODEPENDENCY BEAM 💥💥💥💥💥💥💥💥💥💥💥

[bruno-has-definitely-deactivate]

[dragon-in-a-fez]

never going to be over that time I was trying to explain polyamory to my mum, and she said "I just don't understand how someone could be in love with two people at once" and I gave her my the-cognitive-dissonance-is-causing-me-physical-pain face and she said "what??" and I very quietly said "mother....you had an affair...."

[nyaa]

[yurimartyr]

Collection

[eddwardtheseventhstardrawnwizard]

Gotta have a griller in your collection

[unyieldingsilence]

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[tigirl-and-co]

[loveridden1999]

if i was a soccer player i'd simply kick that ball in the goal instead of wasting everyone's time

[cal3ris]

is this gonna get me fired you think

[avidcollectorofdust]

Really glad predictive text exists. Should i bring my own parking lot

[stufflikethathere]

my favorite coworker told me the scenario she thinks of to fall asleep is she stumbles upon a baby sheep and has to raise it and it grows up and she has to shear it and she says she envisions shearing it so carefully that she always falls asleep at that part

[oysters-aint-for-me]

[stuckinapril]

[stuckinapril]

happy if you have scholarly inclinations there is usually something wrong with your sexuality july