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Ralph Macchio has men like Chris Martin of Coldplay writing him love songs.

He’s 63.

That is all.

merv606

As he should!

Good for him!

justhereforthecupcakes

P.S.

He also has men like Thomas Ian Griffith coming out of retirement JUST FOR HIM.

All I’m sayin….

merv606

SCREECHES!!!!

Imagine having such power over men 😆

justhereforthecupcakes

May I also point out that Ralph was recently on The Talk, and Jerry O’Connell straight up called the man “sexy” and wouldn’t let go of him.

I should stop now because I could keep going on.

merv606

@justhereforthecupcakes

I mean, personally, I think you should keep going

😈 😘

justhereforthecupcakes

@merv606 if you insist.

And THEN

William Zabka admits his crush on Ralph by saying (and I quote) “And I think I stalked Ralph, I stayed outside the bungalow until it was, you know, nighttime and he walked out and I just said - hey man how did I do?!”

So you could plausibly argue that with the exception of TIG (since he and Ralph are only a few months apart) all of these other men have been in love with Ralph since they were teenagers. And bless them, their crushes are still going strong.

#ralph macchio #the straight mans aggressive response to ralph macchio #daniel larusso derangement syndrome #chris martin #coldplay #the karate kid #cobra kai #daniel larusso #terry silver #cobra kai season six #johnny lawrence #Coldplay’s the karate kid #jerry o’connell #the talk #thomas ian griffith #billy zabka

petemcvries23

karate kid is so refreshing cus like today’s teen movie protagonists are all misfits with emotional problems in some way, meanwhile daniel larusso is such a normal well adjusted polite and friendly guy whose life randomly gets interrupted by a repressed blonde psychopath and an adult man war vet who makes it his ultimate goal to physically and mentally destroy a random child

justhereforthecupcakes

This is the perfect summary of The Karate Kid I’ve seen yet.

#the karate kid #daniel larusso #cobra kai #karate kid

hattieshattie-deactivated202605

Wdym Daniel Larusso could've been 15 at the start of the first Karate Kid. Wdym there's 16 candles on his cake. Wdym he only just gets his license. Wdym he makes a joke about driving being "legal now." Wdym. Wdym. Wdym.

justhereforthecupcakes

Been saying this.

He didn’t turn 18. If he turned 18 he couldn’t compete in the UNDER 18 All Valley Tournament. 🤷🏻‍♀️

#the karate kid #ralph macchio #daniel larusso

A TKK/CK Valentine.

Dear Daniel,

Roses are red

Violets are blue

No restraining order

Can keep me from you

— Happy Valentine

Love, Terry

Daniel: 😳

Terry’s underpaid court-appointed psychiatrist: It- it’s a good thing. This is progress!

Daniel: HOW IS THIS PROGRESS?!

Terry’s underpaid court-appointed psychiatrist: Because he actually recognizes it for the legal document it is rather than a love letter like the last three.

@rosie-tyler @andygo34 @merv606 @crimmson-sight @deviousdevilx

#Terry can’t be normal about his love for Daniel #they really are Pepe LePew and Penelope Pussycat #terry silver is a stalker let’s be real #terry silver is obsessed with daniel #daniel larusso derangement syndrome #terry silver #Daniel LaRusso #the karate kid #cobra kai #valentines day #CK Valentine #terry is delulu

Are we talking about America or Cobra Kai?

I remember the time when we didn’t root for the villains. #Villian #BackToTheFuture #Gaslighting

#cobra kai #johnny lawrence #the karate kid #john kreese

deviousdevilx

I think we're at the point of no return with Israel and the United States; they made it abundantly clear that ethnically cleansing and committing crimes against humanity, committing genocide is fine actually. Palestinians have been so dehumanized it's a nightmare. A fucking goddamn nightmare seeing NOTHING DONE.

Millions protested, continue to raise funds, but now Israel is BLOCKING aid agencies from entering Gaza, because they want to continue killing and driving Palestinians out. We are watching two countries break every international law proving there are no laws for the powerful.

This was NEVER about Oct 7, this was NEVER about the hostages this was about land occupation for resources. We're seeing the US become aggressive against Venezuela for the same reason.

Canada is complicit in this as well, selling weapons to Israel even as Canadians expressed their outrage and desire to SANCTION Israel. But no, it's all about money and resources fueled by anti-Muslim hate, bigotry.

Its disheartening, it's frustrating, it's sickening, but the fight continues on, and hopefully justice if it exists these next few years may be served. Fuck everyone who supports Israel, Trump, MAGA, Putin all of them. Get fucked.

justhereforthecupcakes

NGL. If it’s one job I want in the afterlife, it’s to be the lucky one to personally escort Trump, Netanyahu and their accomplices to their place in eternity.