Star (taylor's version)

I need a little fabulous, is that so wrong? 🌴🥥🌊 MDNI (All photos used are from Pinterest, cred to original owners)

[justhereforthememes27]

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Hi everyone. welcome to my blog, my name is Star! ₊˚⊹♡ Interests: Marauders (fuck jkr), Doctor Who, Strictly, OUAT, Marvel, Taylor Swift, Sombr, Sabrina Carpenter, Olivia Rodrigo, Conan Gray, Dankyjabo, FilmCooper, KallmeKris, George Clarke, The Nursery Nurse, Legally Blonde, Barbie, old Barbie films, Descendants, Boy meets world, Girl meets World, The Rookie, Musicals, pink, dance, lego, sweet treats...𐙚⋆°｡⋆♡

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[red-room-studi0]

NEW SCAM ALERT!!!

If you get mentioned under ANY blog that says they're Tumblr staff. DON'T FALL FOR IT!!!!!!

Reblogging this would help spread awareness to prevent ppl from getting their accounts hacked and such.

[sunderwight]

Mulan AU where she does get caught by the other fresh recruits while she's bathing but Mushu helps her spin it like the lake is cursed by an evil lizard demon and will turn men into women if they stay in it for too long.

From there it's not actually difficult to get the other soldiers onboard with covering up the fact that poor Ping took one for the team and got afflicted by the vagina curse, especially since it would have been all of them if they hadn't gotten the warning ahead of time. So they agree to help him cover it up, because obviously the army's not going to understand.

Shang is... tentatively glad that the men are bonding and getting along, even if they continue to be deeply weird about it.

[great-art-and-a-purple-tongue]

Ling: Hey man, what's up— you've got boobs?!?!

Mulan: Uh, what boobs? Huh? Where did these come from?

Mushu: *facepalms and thinks quickly* (speaks from the shadows) I AM THE SPIRIT OF THE LAKE! BEWARE MY CURSED WATERS FOR THEY WILL TURN MEN INTO WOMEN!

Ling, Yao, and Chien Po: Oh no! The spirit of the cursed waters!

[scribeofchaos]

Chi-Fu: SHE'S A WOMAN LI SHANG!

Mulan: Look-

Ling, Yao, and Chien Po: WE CAN EXPLAIN!!

[One convoluted, chaotic explanation later]

Shang: ...is this why you've all been insisting we don't camp anywhere that doesn't have a lake.

Shang: and then none of you actually swim in it.

Shang: and you all keep jumping at shadows.

Shang: wait a second Ping did this happen before or after you became insanely good at fighting?

Shang: did you get better at fighting after you became a woman.

Shang: are women better at fighting than us.

Mulan: ....uh. well. maybe? no one's ever tried to find out.

Yao: [thinking very fast] y'know Captain it's just so hard to find recruits these days.

Chien Po: Real shortage of men.

Ling: Lots of women, though.

Mulan: [catching on] Without marriage prospects.

Shang: You're right, men. The spirits must have done this in order to show us that we should be recruiting women as fighters.

Mushu [from the shadows, seeing an opportunity to do the funniest thing]: EXACTLY, LI SHANG. I HAVE TRANSFORMED PING INTO A WOMAN BECAUSE YOU HAVE TOO LONG OVERLOOKED THE TRUE WAY TO WIN THE WAR.

Mulan [seeing an opportunity to get all the stories straight]: O Great Spirit, is it reversible?

Mushu: WHY WOULD YOU WISH TO REJECT MY GIFT? I HAVE SEEN YOUR HEART, CHILD, AND HAVE ALREADY ALTERED THE MEMORIES OF EVERYONE WHO KNEW YOU BEFORE YOU LEFT FOR THE ARMY. YOU HAVE ALWAYS BEEN THEIR DAUGHTER.

Li Shang: Welp, the spirits have spoken. Ping - wait is your name still Ping if you're a woman now?

Mulan: Uh. Actually, I was thinking of renaming myself. How do you feel about Mulan?

BONUS:

Mulan [climbing out of the eleventh lake the men have arranged for her to swim in]: Yeah no, it didn't work. Still got boobs. [tries to appear dejected].

Chien Po: If it makes you feel better, they're very nice boobs.

Mulan: Thanks, Chien Po.

[somestorythoughts]

Mulan and Mushu, somehow opperating on the same wavelength: oh haven't you heard?

[surprisinglygoodstaffcanteen]

[finnslay]

things you DO NOT need to be a man

a dick

he/him pronouns

XY chromosomes

things you DO need to be a man

the swiftness of a coursing river

the force of a great typhoon

the strength of a raging fire

the mysteriousness of the dark side of the moon

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Let's

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To defeat the huns

[https-cordy]

the only thing getting me through exam study are the lock-in montage soundtracks from legally blonde and barbie princess charm school <3

[justhereforthememes27]

this and also "I'll make a man out of you" from mulan

[genderlesgremlin]

Rip Elle Woods, you would've hated AI

[bettertwin9000]

Why is legally blonde SO good

[beetleviolet]

Its the ultimate girls girl movie. Takes the "im not like the other girls" trope, rips its arm off, and beats it over the head with it. Elle succeeds because of her communication skills with woman, something that is usually looked down upon in movies. I just watched this movie and I loved Elle sm. She looked out for her girls and her girls looked out for her. And its also really freaking funny.

I just watched the movie for the first time, and the way it spits in the face of the mean and stupid popular girl trope just makes me happy.

[tobiasdrake]

I'm rewatching Legally Blonde and I feel like you couldn't make this movie today only because modern writers would want to qualify Elle's intelligence.

Like. The first twenty minutes leading up to her acceptance to Harvard are packed with establishing character pieces highlighting her intelligence.

We open on her savagely tearing apart a sales worker that was trying to trick her into an upsell. And once they start talking about her academics?

I mean. Yeah.

She's been maintaining a 4.0 GPA and manages to study hard enough to get a 179 (out of 180) on her LSAT while also managing the responsibilities of being sorority president? Yeah. Yeah, that's really fucking impressive. Elle Woods is a goddamn mega-genius.

It's just that her mega-genius is presented comically because of how hyperfeminine and Rich White Girl she is. She's coded bimbo to disguise how mega-smart she actually is. Which is. Y'know.

Kind of.

What the entire movie is about. The preconceptions and harsh judgment of women who are considered too girly. Elle doesn't have to change herself and become smart in order to succeed. Elle's fine, actually; If you thought she wasn't, you're just wrong.

She's not a static character; She does have her own growing and developing to do. It just. Isn't related to her intelligence and capacity for understanding even the complex subject of case law. She was already brilliant from the word go.

When she gets into Harvard, despite her comically unconventional admissions essay, it's treated as a relatively ordinary admission. It's not like they're running some kind of special program or something for less qualified candidates that she only finds out about halfway through the film and then has to resolve to prove that she can do it anyway.

(In fact, that's how Warner got in. The big reveal is that he's an unqualified dipshit whose family bribed his way in.)

There's not, like... one guy who's willing to take a risky chance on her and everyone else is just like, "Okay, but she's worthless and when this blows up in your face, it'll be your career on the line." There's a little bit of discussion and then a rubber stamping.

Elle gets into Harvard because... the board looks over her credentials and goes, "Yeah. That is a Harvard-worthy admission. Stamp it." And that's it.

She gets in because she's smart and she puts in the work. That's it. That is all there is to the secret of Elle Woods's success. She's smart. She puts in the work. She succeeds.

I just. I really like that for her. And I'm not sure how many writers today would be willing to let her have that.

[justhereforthememes27]

I'm off tumblr for a handful of hours and all of a sudden barty crouch jr is now hornkus binglefuck??? 😭

[justhereforthememes27]

👟 where would you go rn if you could go anywhere?

part of me wants to say somewhere warm and by the sea like fuerteventura because I have a cold rn and would kill to be on the beach w a cocktail. But I'd also love to go to NYC and see a Broadway show. So it's between those 2 :)

[ceruleanheaven]

how to become good at everything no practice no effort no motivation no passion no talent fast free

[fuchsea]

btw i want to say that the entire tumblr community banding together is what got these changes reversed so i hope u all realise the power of a reblog and start reblogging posts instead of just liking them this is the reblog website so hit that button right now

[wholeheartedsuggestions]

write your friends love letters!!!

[wholeheartedsuggestions]

ask game: red, black, and white edition

❤️ describe a moment when you realized you felt love for someone or something

💋 how old were you when you had your first kiss (if you’ve had it)?

🍷 go-to social drink?

🥀 what’s your favorite romance trope (if you have one)?

📍where feels the most like home right now?

🍒 which summer fruit is a must get?

🧣what do you like most about fall?

👠 how many pairs of shoes do you own?

☎️ who would you call if you had an emergency?

🎸 favorite song to sing in the car?

🎬 what are your top 5 favorite movies?

📓 write one poem in any form

👓 if you were a superhero, what would you use as a bad disguise?

🎩 do you look good in hats in your opinion?

🐦‍⬛ do you like trinkets? do you have a favorite?

🗝️ if you had to give one person the key to winning you over, what would it be?

⌚️ what time is it where you are right now?

🕷️ what’s a phobia you have?

🐈‍⬛ have you ever had a soul pet? describe it?

☕️ how do you drink your coffee if you drink any?

💌 who was the last person you hand wrote a note to?

🦢 post a picture of something pretty you saw recently

🦷 do you prefer sweet or savory more often?

🪽if you could ask anyone for advice (dead or alive) who would you ask?

👟 where would you go right now if you could go anywhere?

🐑 how long does it usually take for you to fall asleep?

🦴 do you give more hunter or gatherer energy?

🥡 what’s a food you’ve been craving lately?

🥼 what is your unrealistic dream job?

🐼 what would you consider your spirit animal?

[justhereforthememes27]

Ask in the as box ❤️

[pinkantihistamine]

OUAT is found family in that they keep finding out everyone is in the same damn family tree

[justhereforthememes27]

I tried explaining the family tree to a friend the other day. It took an hour and we only got through Henry's immediate family.

[justhereforthememes27]

Ive noticed some tags which have turned pink (I'm guessing for valentines day) including : ily, jegulus, and wolfstar. But I think tumblr is still stuck on Christmas bc I keeps getting the silly little snowman popping up??? 😭😭😭