marvel incorrect quotes

_____________i love you 3000____________ whats up my dudes I just write text posts I wish other people had written

[justicefortonystark]

Did the musical go ok??? Did you even got to perform it before quarantine?

i have no idea how long ago this was sent but yes! it went really well! we preformed it in february so it was right before everything happened!

[justicefortonystark]

lmao sorry i’m spamming you with likes i just found your account and it is *chef’s kiss* stunning

i love you

[justicefortonystark]

mcu characters as quotes my apush teacher said last year

peter: “wow, you know mr. krabs?”

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“i like webs”

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“lady bugs are good”

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“seven yeets war”

rhodey: “dont throw stuff at men who have guns”

tony: “innovation from hell”

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“life is hard, life is lonely”

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“i don’t mind chewing a butt for an hour”

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“not sexy enough”

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“kind of a man hoe...yeah i said it”

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“fly baby, fly”

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“up and down the boot, theyre italian”

thor: “bugs bunny is actually smarter than most people”

steve: “don’t be a little punk”

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“every god bless america day”

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“even more stronger”

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“you got the sunlight like abe lincoln did, true story”

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“you want a street fight now?”

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“all that nice jazz”

bruce: “i can teach circles around those people in my sleep”

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“everything is terrible”

nat: “not like that stop being a freak”

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“you don’t need a significant other that bad”

clint: “disney lied to you”

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“kumquat black market”

pepper: “there’s something about being able to write on paper that turns people on”

scott: “i got my own little click at home screw being social”

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“butt naked thief”

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“talk to the hand because the face don’t understand”

bucky: “i’m never okay any day”

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“i’ll punch you in the face”

loki: “i love you guys, sorta”

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“it’s terrible, but that’s fine”

fury: “you fired my boy, now i’m all mad”

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“all the human bodies, and no ac”

carol: “movin’ and grovin’ baby “

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“are you finishing trying to take yourself out with a pencil?”

[justicefortonystark]

so i’ve been rewatching all the mcu movies and i just finished civil war and wow,,,i hate team cap

[justicefortonystark]

this boy had the audacity to tell me that brie larson was full of herself and that’s why he didn’t like captain marvel

[justicefortonystark]

me reading those ‘like this post for good luck’ posts: i’m not going to fall for that it’s obviously just a ruse to get people to like it

also me: but what if it’s not

[justicefortonystark]

just to let y’all know: i get emails every time someone follows me which would be fine except i’ll be getting emails at 3am like??? so to sleep what the heck my dudes

[justicefortonystark]

bisexual culture is seeing the boy and girl you like getting together

[justicefortonystark]

tony: i’m steve’s emergency contact

officer: are you here to pick him up from holding?

tony: i’m here to remove myself as his emergency contact

[justicefortonystark]

you see that fear in his eyes? this is the exact moment he realized ant man was in his suit pulling things he shouldn’t. he was terrified scott might have pulled something making his suffocate or shoot someone he didn’t want to. he’s scared because this man has no reason or right to be in his suit, destroying things he knows nothing about. that’s just one reason why i can’t take steve’s side. he let that happen. at least with peter tony actually gave good advice to him “go for the legs” but steve just recklessly decided to send scott into something he knows nothing about. something tony has spent so much time perfecting and protecting so that it didn’t fall into the wrong hands.

[justicefortonystark]

a ha ha so this year’s musical at my school is Mamma Mia! and i got casted as donna but guess who’s sam??? my freaking ex. he’s being a dick about it and we haven’t even started rehearsal yet so,,, let’s see how this goes

[justicefortonystark]

decided to watch endgame because ya know, pain and the music that plays after tony finishes his message to pepper and he like passes out is REMARKABLY similar to the music that plays at his funeral

[justicefortonystark]

lawyer: did your boyfriend commit the crime?

tony: honey he can’t even commit to this relationship

jury: oh SNAP

steve: :(

[justicefortonystark]

so ryan reynolds is in dr strange 2 huh

[spider-ish]

I NEED YOUR HELP!!!

Do you guys know what meme this is?!?? I have a clear picture in my head but I can’t find it anywhere!!!!

It’s too panels and very colorful and it’s driving me crazy!!!

[justicefortonystark]

ignore the fact that this is a band meme but the template to this

[justicefortonystark]

a ha ha do you ever just confess all your feelings to your ex knowing they probably don’t feel the same way and still cry like a baby in the bathroom right after anyways?

[justicefortonystark]

i know if i jumped off i cliff i’d just get back up

[justicefortonystark]

rip to natasha but i’m different