JusticeKylar

Hello Friend! I make bread and talk about media. he/him

[acollectionofas]

Extremely excellent, very very very autistic quote from Brennan Lee Mulligan:

"Curiosity is love for the world, and when you love something, you want to get to know it more. So when you share facts about crows or pterodactyls or whatever, what you are expressing is gratitude for the ability to exist in and come to understand the beauty of the world around you."

"When you tell someone that you don't like all the crow facts, you're...

"You're actually saying that you hate me. I am my crow facts."

[theconcealedweapon]

[maarvarq]

Always bear in mind that there is absolutely no legitimate evidence that Luigi was actually the one who killed the insurance company guy.

[theconcealedweapon]

Of course he wasn't. He was at a party with me that day.

[tiny-space-whale]

No but like literally, actually. All bits aside.

He didn't do it.

The cops very clearly planted evidence on him because they had to make an arrest because all eyes were on them and whoever actually did the deed was making them look stupid.

Why would the real killer hero have kept the weapon on his person and traveled two states over while carrying it and a manifesto in his bag, conveniently turning the crime into a federal matter? The same guy whose bag they found in a park, filled with monopoly money? Why did the police turn off their bodycams, take Luigi's stuff, drive a block away, turn their bodycams back on, go back into the restaurant, and then arrest him?

From the moment of his arrest, even left-of-center media has been presuming his guilt without examining anything (e.g. calling him "the killer" instead of "alleged" or "accused") and then when I say he didn't do it, the nearest person chimes in with some quip that tells me they think he did do it but should go free anyway. Don't get me wrong, I would have the same attitude if he had done it. But he didn't. It makes me feel like the only sane person in the world, even among my staunchly leftist friends.

[boomer-mythology-destroyer]

[scottbaiowulf-deactivated201805]

Male writers writing female characters:

“Cassandra woke up to the rays of the sun streaming through the slats on her blinds, cascading over her naked chest. She stretched, her breasts lifting with her arms as she greeted the sun. She rolled out of bed and put on a shirt, her nipples prominently showing through the thin fabric. She breasted boobily to the stairs, and titted downwards.”

[m1ssc0mmun1cat10n]

‘ She breasted boobily to the stairs, and titted downwards’ is the greatest fucking sentence I have ever read.

[silly-activites]

THE ORIGINAL??

[dduane]

(smh) Never thought I’d see it in the wild. Yet here it is. :)

[browniejeane]

always gotta reblog the ‘breasted boobily’ post

[cattysapien]

consider: momo and okarun finally getting phones (bonus under the cut)

[lonionjon]

The Archivist

[holyhallas-deactivated20241012]

I am a bit sad that my group of friends aren't really enjoying our pf2e game all that much. Like, they're still mostly having fun, but it doesn't seem like something they'll wanna do twice, based on some of the things they've said.

I love dnd5e, but I also just kind of... I feel very bored by character creation in 5e. It's very limited. pf2e has way more race and class choices that are interesting. I'm not a huge fan of all the complicated rules for every single minute detail, but I think the lore and the character creation is really nice. I also actually like how the combat feels... idk deadlier? Like stuff can go really wrong pretty easily, and healing that feels like it matters. I don't mind setbacks and having combat not go exactly perfectly. The only character I care about death for is my first.

[justicekylar]

Hello Friend!

Have you considered trying out Draw Steel by MCDM? It's very vivid, more dangerous, and has a lot of player agency

[wretched-mog]

Noita is maybe the best game ever made

[mekanikaltrifle]

noita is objectively the most Mage game, in that you're a robed genderless figure, with a dedicated 'kick' button which is integral to gameplay. and also the point of the game is to make a wand that breaks your pc and also die all the time. Some strategies have you using a spell which is essentially a nuke. wand-building guides are usually like spreadsheets on crack.

I've died nearly 600 times in this goddamn game and still got no wins. 10/10 video game.

[raddest-laddest]

brotherrrr i can’t call the bank, what if they shoot me over the phone?

[raddest-laddest]

this is the stupidest call i’ve ever made

[justicekylar]

Hello Friend!

Did you imagine it like Kung Fury?

[socialmaya]

[ode-on-a-grecian-butt]

theyer old enough that they used to connect 

[finnglas]

They're older than Florida. The Floridian peninsula is the solidified runoff of the Appalachians that got caught on some coral. It's why we're like this, I think. You don't stand a chance of being normal when you were created by the shed skin of an elder god draping itself over a hollow skeleton. You're always going to be a little Off.

[galladegamer]

[misty-tem]

chat i have to read mistborn (the final empire) for school and im lowkey invested im so lesbian for kelsier

im only on chapter 14 don’t spoil me 🙏🙏

[justicekylar]

Hello Friend!

I hope you have a great time with this excellent series and I am so sorry for your future self. Have a lovely day!

[onehobgoblin]

Apparently there's a drama going on on the pathfinder subreddits about the death of Gorum, the god of battle.

So, spoilers for the new ap below (according to what I read about people talking)

Apparently the main idea is: Gorum likes battle, not war. Killing prisoners/someone who surrendered and using underhanded tactics was anathema to him. But most of his followers are warmongers that do not care about the "romantic" side of fighting, only to kill people and win. And he, as a god, embodies this concept.

So apparently, all this time he was misunderstood by his followers and was not happy with it. So he decided to put an end to it and ask Calistra to trick Achaekek (the red mantis god) into killing him.

The idea is cool, but there's one big problem for me, and it comes from pathfinder being a game: Until the remaster, the rules literally did not allow you to be a good aligned Gorum cleric/champion.

In universe, that means you could not get divine powers from Gorum if you weren't at least neutral.

Good aligned people who liked to fight stuff (think martial artists and people like Goku) -> Gorum didn't want to give them powers.

Warmongers and people who enjoyed only the destructive side of a fight -> Gorum gave powers to these people.

When we see it this way, Gorum's followers being the way they are seems a lot less "they misunderstood the god" and more like "the god literally gave them divine powers for being the way they are, so of course they will keep being this way".

At least I have a problem with this, because I wanted to create a good aligned Gorum Champion before the remaster who just wanted to fight some stuff and have a cool weapon (exactly what the god wanted), but the rules didn't allow me to.

[llycaons]

I'm taking a brief breather (listening to the podcast ep on iwtv) before jumping into my next book - mistborn trilogy. I've heard so much praise for this series for so long and I AM a fantasy fan so I do want to understand the hype. and it sounds cool! a heist that's actually an overthrowing of the government? that's sick af

[justicekylar]

Hello Friend!

I hope you enjoy the series! He has a second series that is set in the same world, so if you like this series, you'll probably like the next one too

[lago-morpha]

pasta salad goes crazy not even going to lie

other pic is yoghurt + diced apples + nola

[themaidenofwords]

Jon: Wow look at all of these Freaks and Weirdos in these statements. Good thing that I'm unlike them and always logical and intelligent.

Also Jon: Supplemental-- I am in the walls.

[amerlcanapparel-deactivated2020]

when she says she doesn’t send nudes

[straighthater]

when guys objectify women and expect them to send nudes

[timelordpillbug]

when someone asks you about your nuclear plans for russia

[hikingnerd]

When Russia sends you nudes

[dr-thackery]

[dismantlerepaired]

[ilovepretzelrods]

[thegingerbalrog]

[onwardwall]

[miss-jaxon-flaxon-waxon]

#what the fuck happened here