trying to get a glimpse

THIS IS NOT A SPOILER-FREE BLOG.

[sandmandaddy69]

[genderblunt]

Diva alert ⚠️

[tetitasdelimon]

top 5 horror movies

-having a job

-not having a job

-applying for jobs

-the job market

-the concept of working my whole life

[going2hell4everythingbutbeingbi]

once my friend made a drink he called turpentine that tasted like every worst college night out rolled into one and felt like getting whacked in the head with a hammer, and I woke up in my own apartment with my phone wallet keys clothes and absolutely zero memory of the night before, and when I checked my watch I'd walked over 60k steps.

[going2hell4everythingbutbeingbi]

60k steps in the middle of the night in heels for reasons entirely unknown to me. what was I doing. where did I go. where did I come from. cotton eye joe. or whatever.

[going2hell4everythingbutbeingbi]

people are theorizing what happened so here's what I know:

the club we went to closed at 2am and 45kish steps were after 2am, meaning I wasn't still dancing at the club. we got there at 11:30pm. I don't know when we left.

none of us had any charges on our cards or venmos after getting into the club and none of us were missing cash

we all woke up with all our things and no injuries except some bruises (to be expected from a night out)

I woke up smelling like salt water which would make me think I'd ended up in the ocean(??) except my hair was still straight, none of my things were water damaged, and I was completely dry

from our camera rolls we know we were all together until around 4am, but not where we were because they're all too dark to see, which is fucking weird because we live in a city with tons of lights all night

I didn't wake my roommates up when coming home, managed to take out my contacts, cooked mac n cheese, and passed out on the living room floor

me and everyone else who'd been wearing heels had crazy blisters

my friend found a bunch of rocks in his pockets

two of my guy friends were wearing each other's shirts when they woke up (in their separate apartments)

we all got back to our apartments around 6am which we know for a fact because we all texted pictures of ourselves being home safe to the group chat, so being unbelievably hammered didn't stop us from having enough common sense to make sure we were all okay

if we'd been able to sherlock holmes together what happened it'd just be a funny night out but the fact we all have no fucking clue means we have conspiracy theories about it. and we don't let my friend make turpentine anymore.

[crazyneutral]

OP went dancing with the 12 dancing princesses pass it on

[going2hell4everythingbutbeingbi]

everyone go home this guy solved it

[trcunning]

@professorsparklepants

[supertaliart]

Happy Star Wars Day! Here’s my other Skywalker Twins comic all in one post!

[supertaliart]

Happy Star Wars Day!!!

[wolfythewitch]

all all all

[exeggcute]

one of my favorite this american life segments of late is about the people who played orchestra pit for phantom of the opera on broadway and how, like, a sizeable majority of them had literally been playing the show since it opened in 1988 (on broadway. I know it opened in 86 on the west end, you random pedants, but I am specifically talking about broadway musicians) because their contracts stipulated that they'd have jobs throughout the show's entire run... but nobody anticipated that phantom would become the longest-running broadway show of all time.

and none of these people wanted to walk away from a guaranteed job, so very few of them ever quit. they just kept doing the same show eight nights a week... for twenty or thirty years... and by the time it finally closed last year most of these musicians (who had been working together for DECADES) hated each other and really really fucking loathed phantom. I can't stop thinking about it. it's indescribably hellish to imagine but also the funniest thing I've ever heard in my life.

[exeggcute]

can you imagine.

[bisexualshakespeare]

[ID: excerpt from an article reading: One of my favorite stories, which should drive anyone who has every played in a band crazy-- there’s this bassoon player who has sat next to the same clarinet player since 1988. She’s convinced he plays half a note4 flat on every note he’s every played. He denies this. /]

[cleverlittlefox]

[cleverlittlefox]

[cleverlittlefox]

[catpeepeepoopoo]

doodling murderbot every day until i get someone to read it - day 1

[nutongzhi]

[finefeatheredfabler]

I believe in the separation of church (fandom) and state (media creators)

[sunderwight]

Yue Qingyuan: something has changed about Shen Qingqiu. I can prove nothing and know nothing, and I suppose the possibility of memory loss does explain it, but I cannot shake the feeling that there is something deeper going on. yet I am at a loss to say what, and can only redouble my efforts to help and support him, in the hope that whatever darkness I sense lurking in this situation is not so dire that I will fail him again

Other Peak Lords: clearly Shen QIngqiu has experienced some kind of major internal shift but we checked him for possession and that all came up negative, so the only reasonable conclusion is that sometimes brain damage is beneficial? we guess???

Luo Binghe: Shizun's attitude towards me has changed completely. I must have finally passed some hidden, secret test that he laid out and proven myself worthy. I must never make another mistake and risk losing his regard again

Xiu Ya: yeah the other guy died but the new one seems ok so 👍

[tiktoks-i-enjoyed]

[userwangji]

OLD FASHION CUPCAKE | Ep. 2

[thornysort]

not a human, not a machine

[reimanticism]

have a corona

[kanjichris]

[nebulations]

[ID: A scene from The Untamed. Wei Wuxian is sitting on a rooftop, and he holds up three fingers in a salute and says earnestly, "But I, Wei Ying, promise you that I will never degenerate into demonic cultivation." This is followed by an edit of Brian David Gilbert holding volume 1 of Mo Dao Zu Shi (Grandmaster of Demonic Cultivation) and going "Uh oh, Wei Ying." End ID]

[artofhitjim]

Happy A24 Macbeth Streaming day everyone

IG: @haileytjmclaughlin

Twitter: @haileytjmclaugh

[hughungrybear]

Not to commit blasphemy but Jesus Fucking Christ 🫠🫠🫠

[respectthepetty]

Every other show would have made this moment very romantic since this man is willing to die for his love, but this show . . . this show made this another alarm in the unfolding horror these wishes are causes.