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dresdenfilesincorrectquotes

Karrin: Why are Thomas and Justine sitting back to back?

Harry: They had a fight.

Karrin: Then why are they holding hands?

Harry: They get sad when they fight.

t-raith

justineinsilver

Textual Intercourse || Justine / Thomas

(text) Good news!

(text) I have found my phone.

(text) You'll never guess where it was.

@t-raith

t-raith

[text] Under the bathroom sink I assume, that's where I find mine a lot

justineinsilver

(text) what?

(text) how would it even

(text) you know what, I'm going to be over after work.

(text) to clean

(text) What happened to the organizers I made?

(text) the ones that said Phone and Keys and Bills

t-raith

[text] Oh yeah thanks love I still have those

[text] I keep chips and spare ammo in some of them

[text] And loose change and sometimes I put bottle caps and junk mail in them because the trash is all the way in the kitchen

[text] Where was your phone?!

justineinsilver

...

(text) On the charger. In my phone box.

t-raith

[text] In your what

justineinsilver

(mms) Picture of Justine, looking wary. Next to her is a shoebox with "Phone" written on the side in red sharpie. Visible from the back is a wire being fed into one of the handholds.

(text) phone box!

(text) do you want one?

justineinsilver

Textual Intercourse || Justine / Thomas

(text) Good news!

(text) I have found my phone.

(text) You'll never guess where it was.

@t-raith

t-raith

[text] Under the bathroom sink I assume, that's where I find mine a lot

justineinsilver

(text) what?

(text) how would it even

(text) you know what, I'm going to be over after work.

(text) to clean

(text) What happened to the organizers I made?

(text) the ones that said Phone and Keys and Bills

t-raith

[text] Oh yeah thanks love I still have those

[text] I keep chips and spare ammo in some of them

[text] And loose change and sometimes I put bottle caps and junk mail in them because the trash is all the way in the kitchen

[text] Where was your phone?!

justineinsilver

...

(text) On the charger. In my phone box.

justineinsilver

Textual Intercourse || Justine / Thomas

(text) Good news!

(text) I have found my phone.

(text) You'll never guess where it was.

@t-raith

t-raith

[text] Under the bathroom sink I assume, that's where I find mine a lot

justineinsilver

(text) what?

(text) how would it even

(text) you know what, I'm going to be over after work.

(text) to clean

(text) What happened to the organizers I made?

(text) the ones that said Phone and Keys and Bills

Textual Intercourse || Justine / Thomas

(text) Good news!

(text) I have found my phone.

(text) You'll never guess where it was.

@t-raith

dresdenfilesincorrectquotes

Harry: I can’t believe you and Justine broke the bed last night.

Butters: Wow, it must have gotten pretty crazy last night.

Thomas: Yeah….

*last night*

Thomas: If I jump on the bed hard enough do you think I can hit the ceiling?

t-raith

@justineinsilver

justineinsilver

In your defense, this experiment needed to be conducted.

Textual Intercourse || Justine / Thomas

(Text) AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

...

(Text) AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!

@t-raith

#just another thursday #textual intercourse #t-raith

dresdenfilesincorrectquotes

Thomas: You know what would be sexy? If we ate our food off each other.

Justine: …. You didn’t do the dishes, did you?

Thomas:

Justine:

Thomas: No, I did not.

t-raith

@justineinsilver

justineinsilver

What do you mean incorrect quotes?

justineinsilver

Textual Intercourse || Justine / Thomas

(text) Thomas

(text) FY2020 is being drafted

(text) Do you anticipate any cost increases over the appropriations from last year?

(text) I’ve noticed that you are not utilizing your “New Car” fund. It will be rolled back into general revenue if you are not using it anymore

@t-raith

t-raith

[text] Sounds like you’re hard at work love!

[text] Uh no idea what’s going on with expenses but I trust you to figure it all out, my job starts and ends at swiping my card

[text] Oh speaking of things what do you think of a topless pizza delivery service

[text] I was going to call it Toppings Optional but I’m open to ideas

justineinsilver

…

(text) Can’t you just ask your tinder match to bring pizza?

t-raith

[text] I think my way would be a little faster overall

[text] Man now I want pizza, brb tinder

justineinsilver

(text) And Hot Toppings is a better name

t-raith

[text] Okay back, is it rude to leave a review for someone rating the pizza higher than the sex

[text] Because damn that was good pizza

[text] Also, great idea love, you’re hereby officially hired as the marketing director of hot toppings

[text] A little concerned about having to explain to people why a store for moody teens is suing me but any press is good press right?

justineinsilver

(text) Just sleep with the CEO. I'm sure nothing will go wrong with that, right? I mean you once slept with half a species

justineinsilver

Textual Intercourse || Justine / Thomas

(text) Thomas

(text) FY2020 is being drafted

(text) Do you anticipate any cost increases over the appropriations from last year?

(text) I’ve noticed that you are not utilizing your “New Car” fund. It will be rolled back into general revenue if you are not using it anymore

@t-raith

t-raith

[text] Sounds like you’re hard at work love!

[text] Uh no idea what’s going on with expenses but I trust you to figure it all out, my job starts and ends at swiping my card

[text] Oh speaking of things what do you think of a topless pizza delivery service

[text] I was going to call it Toppings Optional but I’m open to ideas

justineinsilver

…

(text) Can’t you just ask your tinder match to bring pizza?

t-raith

[text] I think my way would be a little faster overall

[text] Man now I want pizza, brb tinder

justineinsilver

(text) And Hot Toppings is a better name

justineinsilver

Textual Intercourse || Justine / Thomas

(text) Thomas

(text) FY2020 is being drafted

(text) Do you anticipate any cost increases over the appropriations from last year?

(text) I’ve noticed that you are not utilizing your “New Car” fund. It will be rolled back into general revenue if you are not using it anymore

@t-raith

t-raith

[text] Sounds like you’re hard at work love!

[text] Uh no idea what’s going on with expenses but I trust you to figure it all out, my job starts and ends at swiping my card

[text] Oh speaking of things what do you think of a topless pizza delivery service

[text] I was going to call it Toppings Optional but I’m open to ideas

justineinsilver

...

(text) Can't you just ask your tinder match to bring pizza?

Textual Intercourse || Justine / Thomas

(text) Thomas

(text) FY2020 is being drafted

(text) Do you anticipate any cost increases over the appropriations from last year?

(text) I've noticed that you are not utilizing your "New Car" fund. It will be rolled back into general revenue if you are not using it anymore

@t-raith

justineinsilver

Textual Intercourse || Justine / Thomas

(text) NO.

(text) Bad!

(text) Stop sending my kindle this

(text) STOOOOOP

@t-raith

t-raith

[text] What, I thought you liked politics

[text] I guess it’s a little out of date now but I’m sure the concept is still relevant right?

[text] 😉

justineinsilver

(TEXT) THOMAS ARCHIBALD RAITH

t-raith

[text] Oh come on it’s called erection season, that’s clever!

[text] You know, I know a guy who could probably make this an adult video franchise

[text] I’ll make sure you can review the script for accuracy before filming, I know how important that is to you love 💕

justineinsilver

(text) You are the worst.

(text) The worst.

(text) It goes Adolf Hitler, the guy who took too long at the milkshake store in front of me this morning, then you.

(text) I realize that's third worst.

(text) deal.

justineinsilver

Textual Intercourse || Justine / Thomas

(text) NO.

(text) Bad!

(text) Stop sending my kindle this

(text) STOOOOOP

@t-raith

t-raith

[text] What, I thought you liked politics

[text] I guess it’s a little out of date now but I’m sure the concept is still relevant right?

[text] 😉

justineinsilver

(text) THOMAS ARCHIBALD RAITH

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