My Last Blog was Called Spidertitties

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Yuri Bosco - On the Volga (1967)

[firefox-official]

[theycallhimcake]

[shencomix]

[lakemojave]

Hi honey how was your day at the gaslighting factory?

[the-vaudevillain-deactivated202]

ive never worked there. stop saying i work there

[thebonewitch]

Honey, remember what your union rep said about working off the clock

[bruno-has-definitely-deactivate]

[littlehen]

[pdlcomics]

your life

[bewbin]

wife: sweetie are you okay? you havent been yourself since you came home from the war Dude who had his rocket launcher taken away by MasterChief: ill be fine one day but not now

[kineticpenguin]

[owldude]

disorented by the way gwar seamlessly blends into bookshelves

[prohaloplayer-deactivated202601]

[skellydun]

What's your stance on the issues?

on every single one?

[valentineish]

discourse 100% speedrun

[serenityfails]

[zsnes]

Melanie Martinez wishes she was Grimes. Grimes wishes she was Bjork. Bjork wishes she was 2 inches tall so she could go inside the computer and have a big adventure

[savedgame]

i dont care about any funny anime gag except for the girl trying to peg her boyfriend and instead of showing sex the next frame is her in a jumpsuit doing maitencne on a manhole

[savedgame]

[adamshallperish]

they need to stop casting timothee chalamet in franchise films he just needs to be luca guadagnino and wes anderson's little pet actor they pass back and forth like a child of divorce heading to his other parent's house on the weekends

[mortimer]

Mars Black, I much prefer to be in my own world, 2022. Acrylic on canvas, 6″ x 8″.

[coughloop]

I think the silliness is spreading to my lungs

[liquidstar]

out of all the couples in greek mythology i UNDERSTAND why persephone and hades were the ones that were taken out of their original context to be made into a cute pair by popculture (and i dont really have an issue w this bc its sooo far removed from the actual canon) BUT…. some real untapped potential with hephaestus and aphrodite in different contexts. worlds hottest woman (barring helen) going to bat for her husband that everyone else thinks is butt ass ugly, but shes like im literally the ceo of hotness and i think hes sexy so either get over it or die idc

[dietspam16]