i'm mr.brightside

hanne. 25. norway. cats. marvel. game of thrones. harry potter. lord of the rings. star trek. lost. heroes. phineas and ferb. hannibal. disney animation. butts. graphics. crying.

[oldbrooklynsoul]

from the war, grief adorned his soul; filled with lush flowers ( for @tonystahrk )

[crimsonshadow323]

Howard Stark: How about we fondoo? Steve Rodgers:How about we fondont.

Incorrect Avengers Quotes (via crimsonshadow323)

[justinhammer]

how does this place even work anymore. 

[robertdowneyrj]

[satinbonnets]

Despite Twilight’s flaws I think we can all appreciate what Rosalie Hale did to her gang of rapists after she became a vampire

[fangirlsdilemma]

One of Twilight’s biggest flaws was always that um, how do I put this? It has these kickass supporting characters with these fascinating back stories and instead we have to pay attention to this truly boring couple instead of hearing about Jasper fighting in a vampire war, or Alice as a psychic girl in a 1920’s mental institution, or Carlyle as a vampire doctor trying to atone for all the murdering he did.

Or Leah as the ONLY FEMALE WEREWOLF IN THE WORLD, or that other vampire baby from South America.

Or pretty much anything beyond Bella and Edward staring at one another and crying.

[bontxt-deactivated20151125]

WHEN U LOVE SOMETHING SO HARD BUT THE FANDOM CONSISTS OF APPROXIMATELY SIX OTHER PEOPLE AND A SHOELACE 

[argpara-moved]

Send me a ship and I’ll tell you:

who the fuck put the peeps in the microwave

who forgot to put the cat outside before sex

who posts vines of the other doing embarrassing shit

who breaks the most phones

who dies first

which one I could see as being lactose intolerant

who thinks they can do something really well even though they can’t

who is more likely to get kicked out of the bed

who uses the computer most

[everybidenjusthavegoodtime]

never let your printer know that you waited until the last minute to print something and you’re in a hurry. they can sense fear

[rydenarmani]

my hobbies

switching between the same three apps for hours

not speaking to anyone for days at a time

listening to the same songs i have been listening to for 20 years

imagining myself in situations that will literally never exist

[verylittlebird]

a magician asks you to pick a card - any card, in fact. you do. they ask you to put the card back in the pack - anywhere in the pack, in fact. you do. they walk away. ten years later, your wife gives birth to the six of clubs. “is this your card?” the midwife asks, in a familiar voice.

[wizardshark]

what the fuck

[justinhammer]

maureensowerbutts replied to your post: IM SO EXCITED TO BE BACK YOU GUYS no o...

HI HANNE HI

HOW ARE YOU DOLL

[justinhammer]

IM SO EXCITED TO BE BACK YOU GUYS

no one remembers me im sure but i remember all of u

[myhales-deactivated20150911]

A weak man knows the value of strength, the value of power.

[grass10-deactivated20150724]

my brother is upset because he did not win the bug catching contest

[grass10-deactivated20150724]

my brother is in the United States Marine Corps

[justinhammer]

MY DAD UPGRADED OUR INTERNET TO FIBERNET

I CAN FINALLY USE TUMBLR AGAIN WITHOUT IT SOPPING ALL THE BANDWITH

[justinhammer]

Christmas Cards!!!

I know I'm not around much, but I still think about you all, if you want to receive a Christmas Card, fill in your deets, and please leave your UN in the "Anything Else" category!

[shitfestcomic]

#135

[all-i-ever-wanted-dear]

I read this comic 2 days ago and I’m STILL laughing at it