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Mess of Random Things

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When A Date Asks To Meet Up After 8pm

[aheartofgold]

me: has 29 shows to catch up on, 43 books to read, a house to clean, dinner to cook, work to do

also me: guess it’s time to watch pride and prejudice (2005) dir. joe wright for the 600th time

[markparham]

You Are Going To Have So Much Success In 2018 (pass it on)

[justinsertnamehere]

Shaving

Considers shaving legs:

But then has to wear jeans with hairy legs:

[justinsertnamehere]

Mom: How are you?

Me: *crocheting a scarf to distract myself from my ever-present anxiety and constant cloud of existential crisis* Me: I’m fine, just making a scarf.

[justinsertnamehere]

Me: *plans to leave apartment*

Me: *sits down on couch*

Me: Nope. This is where I live now.

[justinsertnamehere]

Today: I Will Not Be Distracted By Netflix

Expectation:

Reality:

[justinsertnamehere]

Netflix Raising Their Prices

[justinsertnamehere]

When A Date Tells Me Men & Women Like Different Things Because of Hormones

[justinsertnamehere]

Hearing The News About Meghan Markle & Prince Harry

[justinsertnamehere]

Shouting At the Universe

[justinsertnamehere]

What It Feels Like Getting Back Into Dating

[justinsertnamehere]

Using Dating Apps

Before I Start Using Them:

Shortly After Using Them:

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Still Getting Acne As An Adult

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When Netflix Removes One Of My Favorite Movies

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When I Make A GoT Reference In A Conversation

[justinsertnamehere]

First Signs Of Cold Weather