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me: learns something absolutely cursed i wish i could unlearn
me, texting a friend: hey guess what i just found out
i’m both the son and the mother
Word of the day…..
today’s word is fucktangular
at this wedding as a bridesmaid its actually very beautiful. im gonna ask the waiter what he thinks hold on
LMAOOOOOOOOOOO this waiter off his shits he has the real tea on the bride if anyone heard him hes SO fucked
oh fuck
me irl
It’s that time of the year again
Ok now that other post makes so much more sense
Rachel’s graduation cap.
I asked my nephew how old his dad was and he replied “six”. I said how can he only be six if you’re six?
He said “because he’s only been a dad since I was born”
Shout out to all my straight sisters I’m so sorry 😞
Jesus, leave his ass.
We learn fast to be very kind and attentive, tho.
My mom, who got her degree in Marriage and Family Counseling when she was 60, says studies show that women will sometimes sometimes leave a long term relationship to live on their own for a while before seeking a new relationship, but men will almost never leave a long term relationship without having a new relationship either in progress or just beginning. They don’t want to give up the caretaker they have without another one on deck or in the wings.
This is so sad
This isnt cute or quirky. This means hes a fucking hopeless user
Please date a man who actually acts like an adult.
Ok I lived with my ex for 2 years and he literally wouldn’t be able to get his own food if I wasn’t at home, I’d get home from work and he’d be angry at me for “making him starve”
My current partner has lived on his own for 8 years and the absolute most I have to help him with is maybe sending him $20 so he can make a bill payment on time
It made me realise for 2-4 years I wasn’t a girlfriend I was a fucking mother
Men who have been independent are capable of reverting if given the slightest excuse. When we married, my ex husband was 10 years older than me and had lived on his own for 8ish years. Yet (and I allowed this until I finally got fed up and took us to counseling) I did 80% of the cooking, because I was better at it. Same with the cleaning, shopping, social planning, etc.
After I left, in the first six months I got texts or calls asking me to please tell him:
The online banking password (dude, I left you, you should really change that)
Where I ordered his special-wecial organic underwear
Where the good cutting board was (my dad gave it to us at our wedding, genius, I took it with me along with the rest of the stuff from my family)
What brand butter we bought
What brand of local kielbasa we bought
Who his doctor was
What RMV office had the shortest lines
Where the old tax returns were (in the fucking box labeled tax returns)
The phone number for his best friend
I shit you not.
Then he had a heart attack (mild) and none of his family or friends were around to take him to the hospital. But instead of calling 911, he called me, who by then lived 45 minutes away. He lived 5 minutes from an EMS dispatch location. He called me, despite the fact that he didn’t believe me 8 months prior when I was feeling suicidal and I had to call a cab to go alone to check myself into the hospital for a 72-hour hold. I told him to call 911, hung up on him when he whined about “making a fuss”, called 911, called his siblings and then texted them “your brother is having a heart attack, I called 911 for him, come home,” and washed my hands of it.
Emotionally vacant men who won’t do household labor or emotional labor are not Nazis, but they aren’t good people, either, and you don’t have to put up with their shit.
Millennial women of Tumblr, please read this post.
And then please: make the decision for yourself to never stay with a man who expects you to be his mother and servant.
This is why my dad is the best. My mom tells me that when they met, he knew how to sew, cook, do the laundry. That his apartment was the cleanest she had ever seen a man’s apartment look. He owned his shit and took care of himself and his stuff. And it was seriously attractive. My mom is his *partner*. Not his mother.
Growing up, I watched my dad sew my sister’s teddy bear, bake our birthday cakes, do the laundry, etc. He was the second youngest of six with a massive age gap between him and his older sisters. They and his mom taught him all of the domestic skills he’d need when he was on his own.
Whereas my best friend’s oldest brother couldn’t even do laundry on his own and royally fucked up every load or meal or anything making his poor wife do it all as well as work full time and raise two kids. (He barely even watches his own kids without relying on grandma and grampa when his wife Ian around) it’s disgusting.
Men. Be like my dad. Seek out this shit and learn.
Parents. Teach your sons how to take care of themselves. This shit ain’t cute.
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This is what happens when you have children, they take over your music
Wow cute cute cuuuute
What a precious angel omggg
I can’t wait for every minute of it. I’ll be right there vibing along with them!
Virtue requires a delicate balance.
This could be a great set of descriptors for tracking social stats in a game.
Woah
A good chart for character development, especially when contrasting how they are vs. how they see themselves.
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