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“Two” shots of vodka

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#Zera #AC #Rebecca #Maiken

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I hate hate HATE all those 2edgy 4me theories about kids shows. Like Angelica dreaming up the rugrats, or the ed, edd, and eddy children being ghosts, or literally anything that takes a lighthearted and fun kids show and has to turn it into some tragic take of rape or murder or misinformed mental illness. So you know what? From now on I’m gonna do the exact opposite. Every cool grim-dark show is now because of a bunch of children. To get us started: Game of Thrones: A middle-school DnD campaign with the most angry, vindictive DM who has promised to kill everyone’s player characters (and their family) by the end.

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Supernatural: A child tells a ghost story to his friends that starts out pretty scary but ends up just being too long.

refurbthecat

You enter a brightly light, nondescript room. In the center of the room is a cat. The cat is screaming about something.

>_

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>PET

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You cannot reach the cat.

The cat’s screaming continues.

>_

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>SCREAM IN COMPLIANCE.

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The cat may want to converse with you. You scream at the cat unintelligibly, as loudly as possible.

The cat seems unperturbed, and responds to your scream by screaming more loudly.

>_

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>THROW MOUSE TOY AT CAT

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You notice a cat toy on the floor nearby. Hastily, you pick the toy up and toss it to the cat. Unfortunately, you aim poorly in your haste and strike the cat in the face with the toy.

The cat stops screaming. She is not pleased.

>_

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>SUMMON DOG

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Though you have no magical powers that you are aware of, you approach the cat and attempt to cast a spell of Summon Dog. Surprisingly, a small dog appears near the cat.

The cat, perhaps surprised by the dog’s sudden appearance, begins screaming again.

>_

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>OFFER FOOD

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Nearby is a small container of cat food. You present it to the cat, who immediately consumes the entirety of the container and promptly falls asleep.

You have reached the end of the Cat Ownership Simulator. Thank you for playing. For a more realistic experience, we recommend playing the Cat Ownership Simulator every day for the next 15 to 20 years.

#Oh my god #Rebecca #AC #Maiken