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One of my favourite post formats is when someone with a similar URL to op torments them like they are failed clones of each other and it completely changes the tone of the original post.

cadaver-locks

So. I think we have some things in common

cadaverkeys

sharkodactyl

my dnd party has run into an npc who may or may not be evil and may or may not decide to betray us and the dm was in chat today like “just so everyone knows…not addressing this comment at anyone in particular…his favorite colors are red and black…wink” so now i’m desperately trying to get a real physical friendship bracelet done before session tomorrow in the vain hope that i can somehow stop this npc from trying to do a murder on my party

sharkodactyl

UPDATE: the npc was in fact a shapechanged adult black dragon with violence and conquest in his heart. however he did let merry put a friendship bracelet on him and then when she was like “hm okay how big is your wrist in dragon form” he was like “you wanna see?” and then turned into a dragon and let merry measure him for a second, dragon-sized friendship bracelet. the dm described him afterwards as being deeply confused as to why he did this or let any of this happen to him. call that the merry effect

sharkodactyl

this guy is now a recurring npc because merry was SO determined to make him her friend that it actually somehow worked. he cast dream to talk to one of my party members like “hey…how’s it going…how are the tieflings in the party…not that i care…also i’m not lonely. bye” and the player was like “is he still wearing merry’s friendship bracelet in this dream” and the dm was like “yeah…”

sharkodactyl

fsdfjhskdf the dm just sent us all this image

sharkodactyl

so merry taught naeric (the dragon) the power of love, obviously, and because his heart was open and beautiful he started dating…a SECOND evil dragon. and then that gf betrayed him and cast ninth level imprisonment on him so now naeric is our damsel in distress and we have to save him from his girlfriend, the actual villain. how the turntables…

and. in the most horrible plot twist of all. the gf stole his friendship bracelet.

godwithwethands

Regé-Jean Page as Xenk Yendar, Dungeons & Dragons: Honor Among Thieves (2023)

failchild

swampgallows

twocubes

she knocked that smug look off my face but luckily i was wearing a second, smaller smug look underneath

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melissa-s23

This post is so incredibly dumb and everytime I come across it I just can’t help but laugh. This site is just magical. Where else will you get this nonsense?

rainbowkarolina

my professor said my assignment was “late” because it was due on friday.........like phil my dude last time I checked the concept of time is dead and days don’t exist anymore

rainbowkarolina

COME THRU PHIL!!!!

lawbreaker13

I am losing my mind

guccixcucci

PLEASE. THIS IS SO FUNNY

free-range-tiddies

LIL MANS WENT TF OFF!!!!

guccixcucci

He said bitch you're going to hell AND your hair is ugly

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celine-deyonce

sic-s3mper-tyrannis

geminiagentgreen

theworsethingsgettheharderifight

accelerationist-king-piccolo

sickdelights-deactivated2023091

So true bestie what did you say btw i was dissociating

noahnomore

arkheia

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