I Want To Build You A Boat

Steph. Minnesota.LMFT grad student. I like a lot of things. Passive aggression is my forté

[louisandthedagger]

[kakashibestie]

[horriblewarlock]

[lacefuneral]

GET AWAY

[ndiecity-deactivated20241101]

hate tweets that are like “men will live in apartments like this and not see any problem” *picture of a poor person’s house*

[fujiwaradivebar]

[ndiecity-deactivated20241101]

i was thinking about that tweet when i made this post, thank you

[artbytesslyn]

To the spiders in the ceiling corners: you’re keeping your end of the contract, love u honeys catch those tasty flies

To the spiders halfway down the wall and touchin my furniture: you’re on thin fucking ice babes

[imstunning]

I’m trying to stop being a hater but it’s just so hard……..when there are so many things………….that need my hate

[iloveycu]

“you’re so sweet!” thank you i have abandonment issues

[thesassyducks]

Zero ducks given 😂 What living life on the edge looks like 

(Sound on)

[himbo-ted]

Why am i wheezing at this

[bearer-of-bad-decisions]

[teenagerposts]

a rollercoaster from start to finish

[nae-design]

TIL kissing bench / loveseat / conversation sofa / tête-à-tête chair. 

[copperbadge]

I used to get in trouble with my mentor in undergrad because I was obsessed with this style of chair and every period piece where it would fit, I’d cram one into my scene design. If I knew a three-person one existed my 21-year-old brain would have exploded in joy. 

[chewedcorn]

Had about a thousand of these made, I put them on every paper dispenser I come across

[goawfma]

another industry killed i’ll drink to that 🥂

[stimman3000]

we’re really at that point in the year where no one cares about anything huh

[krishnadewme]

[lionkins]

[wallpatterns-deactivated2019120]

My psych professor mentioned swaddling in lecture so I emailed him a picture of me being swaddled in my dorm room and asked if I could get extra credit because it was really hot in there and I got really sweaty and he was like “fabulous, sure”

[willisahappygrahamcracker]

[mountainashfae]

I’m going to miss the Honors Advisor from my university.

[wrathofthestag]

[plainpictures]

[emfys-nest]

You know, if I was a parent, it would be at this point that I’d rip the game from his hands, stash it in my backpack, and force him to enjoy history goddamnit. This vacation cost a lot and the game is only for the hotel and travel time.

[itsvondell-deactivated20180104]

imagine trying to force someone to think that stonehenge is fun

[rock-fish-deactivated20201231]

take your kids places they actually want to go instead of getting mad when they quietly self-entertain, he’s not hurting nobody. me & my shitbag siblings would be climbing that fucking thing, gameboy kid is doing alright

[luckyladylily]

Some small child: does not yet have the mental development or contextual understanding to appreciate why these particular rocks are extra interesting.

Some adult: God I hate that children don’t think like adults! I would force them to pretend they do because I interpret child thought patterns as a personal insult!

[elidyce]

Child: *looks at rocks for approx. 30 seconds, listens to vaguely interesting story about them for another minute or so, glances at the rocks again, is Now Done.

Parent: I understand that your attention span has done all it can with the stimulation provided. Here is your gameboy to keep you entertained while the adults talk about things you don’t find interesting, like the history of very large rocks.

Child: *quietly squats down and plays with the gameboy, allowing adults to enjoy their rocks*

Parent: I am very glad that I understand to some extent how children’s minds work, or this holiday would be a miserable experience for both of us. How fortunate that I planned ahead to allow my child periods of rest and quiet entertainment during excursions that are primarily for my benefit and enjoyment.

[newtonpermetersquare]

Magnets: I want to commit diamagnetic

[squided]

how did I never once think to use tape fuck

[rubykgrant]

one time as a kid I forcefully shoved two magnets together, and these were the strong magnets my dad used in his shop to pick-up missing little metal bits, and I held them really tightly in the palm of my hand, went up to this one kid who legit said things like “I think black cats are bad, they should be drowned” and drew crosses on the notebooks of kids if she found out they didn’t go to church, I told her “Hey. I’m a witch. If you don’t stop trying to hurt animals and picking on kids, I’ll use my magic to throw you into the sky”, and when she dared to doubt my powers I told her that I had two “rocks” in my hand that I could send across the playground, then I opened my hand the the magnets shot off in two different directions (we were over in a spot that was empty, so no other kids were around, nobody got hurt), one of them stuck to a drainpipe and the other stuck to a fence. This kid SCREAMED, and ran to the office, and I guess had her mom pick her up from school, and then she wasn’t there for a couple of days, finally her mom called my house and claimed I had “traumatized her daughter by performing a terrifying magic trick”, and when my parents asked what I did I just said “I showed her a magnet and she flipped out. She’s not gonna be happy when she finds out about gravity, either”. eventually this kid came back to school and always made a point to come up to me and say “Hey, my mom told me not to talk to you!”, and would just be like “Good job, you already screwed that up”

[iliveinmyblanket]

Holy shit

[amncollective]

[whitepeopletwitter]