Just Neathy Things

do you love the colour of the sky? too bad

[jackof-smiles]

Facts about Mamdani's Neath York:

over 800 species of Bus

the concept of the "stock market" has been excised, using the Red Science (and possibly irrigo)

maps are not allowed, & the streets shift constantly. cabbies still know exactly where they are at all times, and have formed a semi-secret society

the Subway Takes guy is still there

someone lied to the Masters and told them the city runs on a barter economy. this has been a challenging adjustment.

(Most of) Long Island got left behind

The subway still takes you to all the same stops, just different names

occasionally, for the first six months, there would be an unexplainable burst of cell reception. the delayed time displacement becomes obvious as residents briefly enjoy MySpace being popular again. The next burst brings back UseNet, and then everything goes dark.

nobody can find the mayor, but everyone is sure they *just* saw him around the last corner

the NYPD becomes almost entirely focused on deploying submarine missions

[kosmogrl]

[lasersquid]

pomodoro timing my fallen london opportunity deck

[cataloguerie]

very funny to me that every year spices manages to score a job where it does nothing but lay around, eat, drink and delegate all the work to everyone else

absolutely the bat of all time.

[rageandreggretsuko]

POV: you're coeliac

[lizardposting]

"vampire bats are so scary"

him? hims is scary to you? with his little face and puffball body?

Vampire bats are only a few inches long from snooty to booty. what you SHOULD be afraid of is the giant gold crowned flying fox, which is so damn big that you could give it a hug. But dont. leave the touchings up to the Scientists please.

Except you don't need to be afraid because he will not eat you, fear not. he wants a fig slice.

[ranarin]

happy anniversary to me sending a glass of teeth to mr eaten

[thedeafprophet]

i dont think we need to see words meaning fertile and spices next to each other. that was so much work for us last time

[fluentisonus]

more from the same place I got ☞ THUS btw (yes it's a sailing book):

[justneathythings]

ah, that magical time of year when the eldritch abominations who run our city opt to metaphorically (?) dust us with sex pollen so we'll do something worth writing rpf about

[justneathythings]

[justneathythings]

ah, that magical time of year when the eldritch abominations who run our city opt to metaphorically (?) dust us with sex pollen so we'll do something worth writing rpf about

[sunless-smash-or-pass]

A button that explicitly says it will do nothing but send your character to a menace zone

Smash

Cuddle

Pass

Voting ended onAug 11, 2025

[leahazel]

Actionable intelligence re: Estival 2025 1899.

[onequeermushroom]

"you are already in an event. this shouldn't have happened" what do you mean?? what did i even do??

[justneathythings]

#“please contact support” with what?? what am i supposed to tell them??

"I seem to have violated the laws of chronology in a non-approved way"

"[IGN] has requested your help extracting them from a glitch in game logic"

"If Candles were here, this would never have happened"

[a-silly-poll-side-blog-yay]

you teleported to the last game you played! are you doomed?

yes

no

results

Voting ended onAug 17, 2025

[justneathythings]

unrestrained summer fun

[thegreatyin]

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