This is very stupid but it’s genuinely what I think about every time I consider skipping dinner after work
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This is very stupid but it’s genuinely what I think about every time I consider skipping dinner after work
paintings of my cat Noodle over the years
I know I'm several years behind on this but I am just now watching She-Ra and the Princesses of Power and let me just say AAAA, AAAAA, AAAAAAAA sjhfagsfjhagdajshh AAAAAA YESSSSSS
Double Trouble using Adora's voice to call Catra "kitten" specifically to get a rise out of her holy shiiiiittt
Horde Prime talking to Catra like "hmmmm, elevated heart rate, dilated pupils? gay homosexual detected"
Horde Prime: "Rejoice, Prime has come to your planet!"
Princesses: "We don't need prime, we've already got free shipping!"
Princesses: Entrapta has been exiled to Beast Island!
Glimmer: Oh no that means...
Mister Beast: We took ONE HUNDRED princesses and IMPRISONED THEM on an ancient island THAT GIVES YOU DEPRESSION!
Catra: 😏 fufufu, guess you're not as goody-two-shoes as you think you are, Sparkles! 😏 hehehe 😏
Princess Glimmer: dude literally what the fuck is your problem
Adora: okay but I told you to bring Glimmer, G-l-i-m-m-e-r
Bow: I'm sorry I misheard you but maybe this guy can help us too?
Adora: I don't think he can
Glinner: The transsexuals caused my divorce
holy shit they did it, they stuck the landing, hell yeah let's go lesbians
So full that i see my giant roast chicken as a man stranded on a raft with me
for anyone who's wondering what the fuck is going on in british politics rn
Okay I think most of my followers are from outside the UK so I need to explain to you what the fuck has happened in British politics in the last 24 hours
Recently, Nigel Farage (the Member of Parliament for Clacton, and the frog-faced leader of right-wing fascist party Reform UK) has come under scrutiny for receiving a £5 million "gift" from a crypto billionare, and being unable to give a consistent answer for why. He has denied any wrongdoing, he has threatened reporters for asking questions about the matter, and he is currently under investigation by the Parliamentary Standards Commission.
If the Standards Commission finds Farage in breach of conduct, he will likely face a recall election in his district in September. He is unhappy with this possibility, so he has decided to "resign" and trigger a special election now. I say "resign" in quotes because he is standing in said election, and intends to remain in Parliament. Theoretically, winning this election will demonstrate that he has a mandate from the people in his district to continue representing them in spite of the allegations against him.
This is idiotic for several reasons. First, resigning now does not permanently shut down the Standards Commission investigation; if he is re-elected, the Commission can still find against him later on and still force him to face a recall election, meaning the Clacton constituency might have to hold two elections in the space of a few months.
The other problem for Farage is that essentially nobody else is bothering to entertain this farce. No major party is running a candidate against him, arguing that Farage is throwing a tantrum and wasting public money in the process. Only one opponent of note has put their name forward: intergalactic space warrior and perennial satirical candidate Count Binface.
The above image gallery is, at time of writing, the entire slate of candidates for this election.
This gambit has backfired spectacularly on Farage. He thrives on media attention, but with no serious candidates standing, this campaign won't receive any. No journalist who does cover it will bother asking him policy questions, so they will have to ask him about the £5m "gift" instead, which he hates discussing. He cannot run his usual shtick of presenting himself as the "anti-establishment voice", because the only thing more absurd than running against a comedian with a dustbin on his head is referring to said dustbin comedian as an "establishment politician". He cannot even attack Binface for not being local to the district because, to quote Binface himself, Farage "spends more time in America than in Clacton". The whole process will humiliate Farage --doubly so if Binface (as the sole protest candidate) garners a significant portion of the vote -- and one of the few things that fascist politicians cannot stand is humiliation.
Unfortunately I think Binface's chances of actually winning are slim (Clacton is a heavily right-wing area, and many people who oppose Farage will probably ignore the election outright rather than cast a protest vote). If he does win, though, I can say with certainty that the crabs will be raving and the Destiel screenshots will be out in full force.
So I just simultaneously did, and possibly didn't lose my job today :)
Very much did in the sense that I literally do not know where my job is at the moment. But, for the time being I haven't been let go because nobody else including the store owner knows where it is either.
So, I don't wanna risk doxxing myself by posting pictures but goddamn am I tempted because this is not a believable event. This is a cartoon problem. For looneytoons.
But yeah, so, I work(ed?) at a kiosk selling boba tea, right? Freestanding kiosk in the mall with full water and electrical hookups and multiple fridges and sinks and a mini kitchen and the works. Fully functional tea shop. Very important to note that it was there last night, The work chat was discussing another issue last night at closing time. I'll get back to this.
It's been showing signs of being on the way out with how business is being handled lately and I've been considering other options, which is probably why I'm not as torn up about this as I should be, but maybe it just hasn't set in yet, but that's not the point. The point is there's been a lot of shit breaking and not being replaced and nobody mentioning anything about it until I walk into work in the morning and have to figure out why shit like the fucking cash register isn't there today. So I'm kinda used to having to ask questions about big things that nobody bothered to update me on. I was out for two weeks recovering from a surgery, so I came to work this morning assuming there'd be some kind of bullshit, yeah?
So, the question I had to ask the chat this morning was:
Not a text I ever thought I'd have to send in sincerity, but there it is. Because what I found instead was a fenced off patch of discolored tiles and a few holes in the floor where my entire place of employment used to be.
And the answer? Nobody knows! It was there last night when the mall closed, and every single trace of the structure and all its contents including drink making supplies and our safe and cashbox was gone when it opened again. And when I say nobody knows, I mean everyone from last night's closers to the actual (former?) owner of the store jad no fucking clue about this until getting that text from me this morning. For once I am actually the first to know. 🎉.
So. I guess I didn't so much lose my job as had it stolen. Not by AI, but good old fashioned hands-on human beings picking it up and carrying it away somehow. All mall security would tell me was that they were instructed not to tell me anything and have us contact our management. Who also don't know anything. And later on I came across some construction workers around the gravesite of the kiosk discussing filling in the holes, asked them about it, and was told that they "weren't at liberty to say".
So, not only is my job gone in the most literal physical sense of the word, but it was taken in some kind of super secret kiosk extraction in the dead of night without any warning or witnesses and nobody is allowed to speak of it. The store owner said she was gonna figure it out 10 hours ago and still no word back.
I don't know what else to say aside from I've been laughing all day and I'm gonna have a hell of a time explaining Schrodinger's Unemployment to the benefits office.
Update that is not an update because I'm basically certain this isn't what actually happened:
My mother in law thinks the FBI took it.
Not any of the other stores around the state. Just the one little kiosk.
Why? Because she loves a conspiracy and is just a little bit extra.
Also because she was around for the massive crackdown on Yakuza-owned businesses in Waikiki (in her homestate) that did actually involve the FBI seizing stores (no confirmation of making kiosks cleanly disappear in the middle of the night though).
Still no word from my job on what's actually going on, but the most likely theory so far is that maybe the kiosk was on lease and got repossessed? The mystery continues
(also shout out to the person who proposed Carmen Sandiego)
ACTUAL (partial) UPDATE:
According to the owner, based on what she's been able to find out, the kiosk was not removed legally and they're starting a potentially long process of legal action. I hope she gets to sue the shit out of whoever did it but for now at least I know for sure I'm unemployed.
Really hoping for more details in terms of who/why/how, so I'll keep updating if I learn anything.
For now the summary is: An unnamed entity that is most likely mall management (on account of mall security cooperating with them) stole an entire kiosk and all the contents including money and machinery with barely a trace in the middle of the night grinch-style, with zero warning or explanation, and ensured the silence of both security and the construction crew, in an action that was definitely preplanned and illegal, and as far as I know nobody knows its whereabouts.
So now I'm officially out of a job. Because my workplace was literally stolen in the night.
Actually fuck it let's share some photos cause I wouldn't be inclined to believe this myself. It's not like anyone can stalk me at my job now and I'm not gonna have to see any coworkers that might find my tumblr.
Enjoy the unintentionally funniest text I've ever sent in my life
Aaand a close-up:
The last remains of a once Very Much Solid And Immobile Workplace
HEY HI HELLO THIS ONE'S MY FAVORITE
via @kagaminilen
[cut to a kiosk on legs, sipping a boba, while wandering into the nearest forest on chicken legs]
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I'm so sorry, OP, I hope you find a new and better job soon, but you have inspired a new cryptid and that is LEGENDARY. Er, literally.
@ardanelvilyafeanturi you are also legendary and this would make a great T-shirt/poster. If I worked at a place that sold boba I would buy it instantly.
Thank you, and also you make a good point!
@ardanelvilyafeanturi and @kuzukami if either of you post stuff on redbubble or anything lemme know and I'll add it in an update! I'd also love to buy a tshirt of these when things stabilize a bit tbh.
And as far as updates go, I finally got the right documents and applied for unemployment, so I'll give a real update when I get the interview
I broke a ramune bottle to get the marble out for my dragon.
The dragons face never changes, but I still feel like he looks happier in the 2nd pic 🥺
The orb delights him
My latest cartoon for New Scientist
To be clear, this isn't a bit. This is what they actually did. "Its too late" is the new "Climate change isn't real"... And its still a lie!
Every serious climate scientist agrees that there is no such as thing as too late, just as there is no such thing as too early. We should have done a lot more than we have to fight climate change, and the world will suffer for our inaction, but there is no point of no return. We can always work to reduce the amount of suffering that occurs, and eventually turn things around to the point where our planet is healing once again. Do not believe anyone who says it's "too late".
it is so hot here
I’ve had tumblr for 4 years but some of you bitches have had it for a decade. It’s time to seek penance
wait I’m curious now . Reblog this with how long u’ve been on tumblr for. Dating back to ur oldest blog ever !!!
steam repeatedly notifying you that a friend is booting up a game thats clearly not cooperating feels like ur sitting inside and someone outside keeps trying to rev up a lawnmower
Technically true.
He got the job.
He takes his job seriously.
Prof Rad over on youtube dubbed the Wolf Hunter comic (click here)!
Go check it out and give them some support! :) (also the end killed me haha) ₍ᐢ•ﻌ•ᐢ₎
The farmer sheared the sheep, and it was used to make a gift for Wolf Hunter, so…
Wolf Hunter goes to the village markets.
Wolf Hunter and his conga line of sheep.
Wolf Hunter was looking for them for a while.
Not a werewolf.
The disappearance. 🐑
The worst snowman.
As you know, counting sheeps is perfect for sleep. Sheeps take that job very seriously. But some are still learning. It’s fine, I don’t think Wolf Hunter minds. 🐑🐑🐑
Watch with VERY CUTE AUDIO here!:
ACAA*, my latest for New Scientist
*a cartoon about abbreviations
Made an animatic summarising the entire book as a tribute to Dracula Daily and @re-dracula ! English subtitles provided, with translation by me and @ignitingthesky.
if you like this, do check out my kofi! there's a free pack of every single frame
Made another Dracula video—this time in ✨️colour✨️
You can get a (free) pack of the frames here on my Ko-fi.
If you'd like to see more, I've another animatic that also covers the entire book here.
English subtitles done by myself and @ignitingthesky 's generous help.
picrew tag chain!!
make yourself with this picrew
@sea-jellie-thoguhts @mxsshxvon @onlystarless-eyesremain @evskiii @the-mehlwurm @thatdangspacenerd @mikeandwillsweddingofficiant @quoththewarlock @generic-sandbox-member @marsmaladeee @ozzy-from-the-cafeteria @vaguely-sage @your-local-mixed-race-bisexual @zemikite and open tags :3
It's a me!!
Too lazy to tag so anyone (esp moots) pls participate :))
ooh this seems fun!
i was VERY indecisive on what the other half of my face could be lmao insects/dice/code/eyes.... what do you mean choose an identity whaaat
ahem ok tags please dont get mad at me for taggin u
@perfectsensetv @kazuichii @smol-dargon @kinglyfruit @camera-face @acrownamedkulet @floofanflurr because theyre moots with @humankk and i also wanna be friends with em @tinybrainboy @staticart checks follower list @lynngu1n1 wait am i moots with @no-one-offical waht @totallynotluna annnnd open tags <3
Hehe, love doing picrews! (Even though I don't have the most creative appearance to replicated)
Thanks for the tag!
I'll tag some persons now (No pressure on doing anything though, it's just for the sake of it, feel free to ignore)
@sunny-knight @sunsestart @dadourun @peppermint-whiskers @belbobiggins @emositecc @mimorobo @mula-lej
Thanks for the taggg!!
Just realized how ominous I made myself look compared to everyone else-
Oh well uwu
No pressure tags: @temporarylyexistant @grimfurbybitch @omni-present-god-send @blirzy @emositecc @scribble-brain-aced @kitsupine @cdreemurr84 @lemmonsbluebrry18 @glitchin-ghost
anyone else who sees this!
thanks for the tag!!!
no pressure tags: @moonynights556 @lagomorphlady @ace-robot-things @chocolatewaffled @randocreator @duskentheday
Thank you so much for the tag, prev!! <3 💕
@tranquil-slaughterhouse @drama-glob @dynamic-lover @weedle-testaburger @thomas-farrelly-2004 (+anyone who’d like to join!)
Tysm for the tag and sorry I took so long to do it! c:
@dougielombax @ultramajorfandomtrash @hardleywhelmed @archivist-apnea @rageandreggretsuko and anyone else who wants to do this is welcome to too!
Thanks for the tag!
@chrischrischriswoah and @luuma-makes-games if you want, and anyone else who wants to do picrew stuff!