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the dangerous crow boy who's job is to destroy plastic should leave his frankly toxic relationship with the girl in the plastic dress and start dating my oc, the dangerous seagull boy who's job is to destroy plastic but in the ocean

Me talking to a crowd of more femme nonbinaries and more masc nonbinaries:

Theydies and gentlethems

#lgbtq #nonbinary #guys I’m funny sometimes I promise #lgbtqia #queer

allthingswhumpyandangsty

moveslikekeithrichards

i think everything should come in more fun colors & patterns. like everything. houses. cars. appliances. when ur getting a fridge they should give u the option then & there to have a wizard airbrushed onto it. business attire should have dinosaurs on it. why arent there more pink cars

moveslikekeithrichards

every once in a blue moon i see this bright pink car with a massive tinkerbell decal on the hood & i think that person just Gets It. why cant that be the norm

moveslikekeithrichards

normalize fun

I love super simple songs so much this show about the baby shark has a firefighter crab under water bc baby shark is having an identity crisis over what they’ll be when they grow up and the crab OPENLY ADMITS AFTER BEING ASKED IF THEY PUT OUT FIRES “ •_•… so no

But I do get calls from fish for help :]”

#I can’t make this up it was so funny #super simple songs #coco melon for the distinguished

justonegalinanoceanofpals

Me when I realize feminism is real bc men used to play women in plays on stage and now many a high school have an abundance of women to be men.

justonegalinanoceanofpals

Ful cirkul

Me when I realize feminism is real bc men used to play women in plays on stage and now many a high school have an abundance of women to be men.

chiuuee

wishing all who celebrate a lovely festive period!! (hopefully with trees that remain upright)

melodramas

Woke up this morning, thought I'd write a Chrismash.

Personally I am a “Joel is Jupiter” truther ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

#something something stratos #something something a big gas giant representative of the king of gods or whatever #trafficblr #traffic smp #traffic series #wildlife #smallishbeans #something feels correct abt it idk

ПОЖАЛУЙСТА АНЯ, СПАСИ МЕНЯ!!!

D:

#my friend is so evil for letting me know this game exists #>:(#and she’s sooo old Slavic cartoon background tree coded #something about her hair kept reminding me of sitting in Russian class watching cartoons for the winter #mouthwashing #anya mouthwashing #I love her sm #shotty drawing but purr

crunchymayo

Lord, grant me the strength to throw away this box that i'll never use, the courage to throw away this box that i'll never use, and the wisdom to throw away this box that i'll never use