Ramblings of a Young Man of Questionable Sanity

I'm just your average possibly insane Canadian guy in his late 20's who's too lazy and inconsistent to update his specific age anywhere close to his actual birthday .

[johnnycrass]

your vibes m’lord………

[laughconfetti]

Check them for me, court jester

[normal-ghost]

(faint jingling, followed by a loud thud)

[cabezadealteza]

I hope my interpretation does this text post justice

[paramar]

The Animals - House of the Rising Sun (1964)

Silver Jews - New Orleans (1994)

wdhmbt’s tumblr post (undated)

[mesopelagos]

there are at least three houses in new orleans

[elodieunderglass]

Every day we gain more information

[staff]

for april fools we’re deleting this entire site sayonara you weeaboo shits

[animusrox]

Spider-Man (2002) dir. Sam Raimi

[shitpostinguniverse]

[amygdalae]

no MCU moment could ever hold a candle to the scene in the incredibles where Bob is at the computer terminal and in the background music the horn section is putting their entire pussy into it as he finds out with dawning horror how many of his old friends Syndrome killed

[hard-times-paramore]

I agree but did you have to say it like that

[amygdalae]

yes

[i-homeostasis]

dude seeing these Mega high quality images of the surface of mars that we now have has me fucked up. Like. Mars is a place. mars is a real actual place where one could hypothetically stand. It is a physical place in the universe. ITS JUST OUT THERE LOOKING LIKE UH IDK A REGULAR OLD DESERT WITH LOTS OF ROCKS BUT ITS A WHOLE OTHER PLANET? 

[i-homeostasis]

LIKE THIS JUST LOOKS LIKE IT COULD BE A PERSON’S BACKYARD. LIKE YEA A LITTLE DUSTY MAYBE THERE WAS A SANDSTORM BUT THAT’S COOL I’M JUST GONNA WALK DOWN TO THE STORE P S Y C H YOU’RE ON MARS BICH!

[schro-dingus-deactivated2023030]

i hate to be rude and intrude on this post but we have decent pictures of the surface Venus too! 

[jumpingjacktrash]

#venus has a low render distance

[thecraftychemist]

See also below Saturn’s moon, Titan. Mars has a blue horizon at sunset so it looks even more Earth-like in this image:

Source

Also: Comet 67P/Churyumov–Gerasimenko

[ultraviolet-divergence]

So it’s not quite snowing on Churyumov–Gerasimenko, unfortunately; the white specks are artifacts of cosmic rays impinging on the CCDs in the camera, as well as a rotating starfield in the background (since the comet is spinning). A few specks could be dust. But, holy shit, that’s the surface of a comet. That’s a spot you could in theory cling to for dear life sit down on. The Cliffs of Comet 76p are a place. 

If that isn’t the neatest shit I don’t know what is.

[dorkery]

[ohevoyev]

[checherosiy]

[daphneblakess]

okay but how fucking funny would it be if immediately after buzzfeed unsolved ends, they announce a new show on watcher with the exact same premise and execution

[ratherinterestingmilkshake]

[divafit]

"Is Calling Nancy Reagan a Throat GOAT misogynist" - the greatest thread in the history of forums, locked by a moderator after 12,239 pages of heated debate

[katelyndanger]

[dilfosaur]

i realized this was also lost in the fall of the CH website so

since it’s That Time of Year again, i’m just gonna bring back my Every Christmas TV Rom-Com comic

[idezwitch]

Since Terf JK Rowling & support is trending

SPECIAL REMINDER THAT TERF/GENDER CRITICAL RHETORIC IS CENTERED AROUND MISOGYNISTIC & RACIST EUROCENTRIC STANDARDS FOR WOMEN! SPECIAL REMINDER THAT MANY TERFS ALIGN WITH WHITE NATIONALISTS & RIGHT WING RHETORIC AGAINST LGBT PEOPLE.

[quillsink]

sorry but can i just point out that on the list of women’s characteristics is SKIN LIGHTNESS

[heritageposts]

Do you think Timothee Chalamet's Wonka will be a Tumblr sexyman?

if you still have to ask you're here

[pyreflydust]

Every Wonka would've been a Tumblr sexyman if the other movies came out when there was a Tumblr to sexyman them. In fact, the other Wonkas might become Tumblr sexymen by extension through the magic of alternate realities and selfcest.

[heritageposts]

thanks this reply set me back at least two stages in the grieving process

[killue]

[mxss-kxtty]

what makes this even funnier to me is that it's a Skyline GT-R, a car that was only made for the Japanese market, meaning it's right hand drive. which means that if you wanted to go through a drive thru that's made for left hand drive cars, you would have to go in reverse in order to be on the side with the drive thru window

[fiddlepickdouglas]

[morbidology]

A tiger bursting to freedom after being rescued from a poacher’s snare in the Russian Far East.

[asordidbarwere]

[shitty-fallout-art]

Player character: *does their companions side quest*

The companion: