What I say: I’m fine
What I actually mean: I’M SO INSULTED BY THE AMOUNT OF UNEATEN FOOD THIS CHAPTER!
WHAT WAS THE POINT OF MAKING FRENCH FRIES? THAT’S LITERALLY THE WHOLE PACK. AND NOW THEY’LL BECOME A SOGGY MESS OF SADNESS WHEN YOU TRY TO EAT THEM LATER!
AND I DONT KNOW WHAT THOSE BALLS ARE BUT I WOULD’VE EATEN ALL OF THAT.
DIDN’T EVEN TOUCH THE PIZZA LIKE HOW DARE????
ALL THAT OMEGA-3. WASTED.
YOU MADE SALSA AND GUAC AND DIDN’T EVEN GET TORTILLA CHIPS. OF COURSE THEY’RE SITTING THERE WITH THEIR DREAMS CRUSHED.
YOU JUST LEFT PERFECT CAKE,
LIKE P E R F E C T C A K E ALL BY ITS LONESOME SELF TO CRY ITSELF TO SLEEP???
THE CORN IS CRYING BECAUSE ITS NOT BEING EATEN AND HAS BEEN FORCED INTO A LIFE OF KINKY PORN
GORDON RAMSAY WOULD BE DISGUSTED BY THIS BLANTANT INSULT TO FOOD!!!
