ill do anything for some lasagna

Ladies and gentlemen welcome to the Moulin Rouge

[nearlywitchesdemo]

what do you call a pansexual man named nick who works at a cd store?

[nearlywitchesdemo]

pan nick at the disc co.

[mllesouthernbelle]

Get the fuck out

[nearlywitchesdemo]

fine, you want me to close the goddamn door too?

[last-young-renegay-deactivated2]

oh my god I finally found the post

[just-shower-thoughts]

Even though they have no correlation whatsoever 7x7=49 and Thursday feel the exact same.

[totallyjazzed]

[everythingstarstuff]

[mysharona1987]

[reactionary-bot]

sad but true: it doesn’t matter if people die as a result, opening a sports-themed bar & grill is too important

[deeby]

august 11, 2018

[scottandhiskind]

2020 is the year we find out who the psychics are….which apparently includes bots

[champagnemanagement]

important advice

[d3monicas]

KKSJJDEJSNXKWKWK

[liartownusa]

[s-alsh]

forget the person, but not the lesson.

[sunsetquotes]

“You never knew exactly how much space you occupied in people’s lives.”

— F. Scott Fitzgerald

[sovietnam]

[truntechgodhead]

every time i look at the mystery gang i have this like visceral feeling that someone is missing. but nobody ever is. who are they. what happened to them

[truntechgodhead]

logically i know this is them. these are the only people in the mystery gang. fred, daphne, velma, shaggy, and scooby. thats the 5 of them. but something deep within my lizard brain is telling me theres a 6th member that has been, for unknown reasons, banished from this timeline and our collective memory as a species

[cosmic-aria]

s͡҉͚͓͚͇̱̫͙́c̴̱̥̪̘̮̀r̸̵̨̺̝̹͈̗̠̬̟͉̹̬͇͖͙͕͎̜͉á̦͎͉̫̗͔̝̲͔͢͢͞p̶̢̭͍͈͍̻͇̬͓̮̙͉̪̻̰͉̪̻̗͡p̸̴̸̢̰̪̥͍̩̦̱̱̦͓͙͇͎̤͕̳y̧̠̟̟̟̤̗̲͚̙̪̮̺̱̯͔̱̗͘͠ ̷̥͉̰͔̩̤̯͕̲̩̦̝̦̬̙̲̜̣̥́͝d͏̧͝͏̰͓̜ͅo͕̣͎͚̫̟͎̕ò̴̥̦͙̟̹̦̣͙͇̞͖̘̺͙͜

[asmodeanmelancholia]

[qxeervamp]

Are you ever just horny but like……to make someone else cum????

Cause Mood™

[bidoof]

new style: cowboy from the waist up, goth from the waist down

[7andaswitch-blade]

[calebwittebane]

reach out touch faith

[whatthehelliswrongwithhim]

@bloodredx @gi-ie-ru

[moonbloompoison]

[cockandballnurture-deactivated2]

[mysharona1987]