Plant Man

idiot with a keyboard

[p1ss]

[ejacutastic]

I DIDN’T LEARN ABOUT THIS IN DRIVING SCHOOL

[biszumletzten]

Stop says the red light, go says the green

Wait says the yellow light, twinkling in between. 

KNEEL, SAYS THE DEMON LIGHT WITH ITS EYE OF COAL  SAURON KNOWS YOUR LICENSE PLATE  AND STARES INTO YOUR SOUL

[demonsnakes-deactivated20160829]

THIS IS ALWAYS FUNNY

[brightlotusmoon]

@irritatedlifeguard I agree with your tags.

[mmpookie]

Our Karma

[merimedefeauseaux-blog]

I am relieved that I'd left my room tidy

Goodbye

[liliesgrowallovertheroom]

my favourite lesbians ever

[vexanari]

The Kiss🌺

[miowhy]

Mizi a girl behind you

[candycoatedrox]

getting characters into world-endingly intense codependent queerplatonic relationships is literally what life is all about. it is literally what we were put here on this earth to do

[hateusandseeifwemind]

[pinene]

Can anyone explain wtf is going on here especially a Korean speaker

[tadeadshihamurder]

someone on reddit explained 😭

[no-one-offical]

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[desmolbean404]

That is one of the most astronomical fuck up translations I have ever seen.

[beemovieerotica]

most beautiful instagram account

[leafymushroomexistence]

I need a new active smp to obsess over

[youthpricetag]

you can always just get worse about outsiders instead

[leafymushroomexistence]

YOURE SO RIGHT I CAN DO THAT

[leafymushroomexistence]

Guys do we like the new pfp

@justsomeshrubs

[justsomeshrubs]

Oh hell no…..

[leafymushroomexistence]

Dw I credited you

[justsomeshrubs]

Girl… this is a hate crime

[leafymushroomexistence]

Guys do we like the new pfp

@justsomeshrubs

[justsomeshrubs]

Oh hell no…..

[feluka]

i know if your parents are from different countries you can inherit either nationality or both but wouldn't it be more fun if they drew a line between the spot one parent was born and the spot the other parent was born and you got the nationality of wherever the midpoint of that line is? just a thought to spice things up. like if you have one algerian parent and one egyptian parent then you get libyan nationality. it's awesome too because many people would get ocean nationality.

[fluffysheeple]

christian bad driver: my guardian angel watches over me, I don't need to look before I merge

atheist bad driver: I will rely on my own skill to see myself safely home after a mere 8 drinks

agnostic bad driver: no one knows where all these dents and scratches came from

[depsidase]

[demigirl-in-christ]

[homunculus-argument]

A free-range group therapy called "get herded, idiot", where you and everyone in your group is set loose to run around on an open field while a highly trained shepherd dog tries to keep you all in one group. I am not sure what benefit this would have for anyone involved.