I'm so much more

Allison, but you can call me Allie. she/her 30's, flirty and thriving. A firm believer that Ashley Fink is my alter ego. love is love My heart is split between two cities: LA ♥ NYC

[briarpatchfinn]

Today I learned about the Valais Blacknose sheep. I think I’m dead of cute.

[meredactyl]

i met two of these this past spring and please believe me when i say they are EXACTLY as soft and fluffy in person as they are in photos.

[tastefullyoffensive]

He’s innocent!

[graecian-archive]

01. 06. 19 — flourish.

[whitepeopletwitter]

life is back pain

[anoriginalderivative]

i once heard a scientist in a documentary about evolution refer to the human spine as an “architectural nightmare” and then procede to explain why every back is a bad back. it was so validating.

[eevee-nicks-deactivated20200325]

I adjusted my bra straps wrong one day and I’ve been in a ridiculous amount of pain for the past week.

[veerletakino]

[preliminei]

[veryfunnymemes]

[itlldoagain]

[bitchwhoyoukiddin]

[drst]

…oh

[no-chill-at-all]

[whitepeopletwitter]

[thorgyorgy]

Is 304,000 a number?

[pr1nceshawn]

Bad Cats.

[cheetothecat]

OP, you fool. These are THE BEST CATS

[tooiconic]

Stanley is so chaotic I love him

[laughhard]

And they said college would be harder than high school…

[dremoranightmares]

i am dying to know what jerry and robby did to invoke the wrath of the professor

[lilmamabeyellin]

my taste in… everything is changing. men, the friends I choose, what I wear, how I move. everything. and I love every bit of it.

[xkurzel]

KEVIN lmao

[annasfridge]

[tarynel]

What’s your fantasy?

[pleasestopandrew]

I wake up, my debt is all paid off, my bank account is full, my relationships with my family are healthy, and I’m able to travel anywhere in the world.

[sophiamariabaeks]

reblog for this ultimate fantasy life to come true

[justheretobreakthings]

Most shows I’ve seen that mention fan fiction readers/writers portray them as kinda oddball super-geeks with no lives or social skills.

So I wanna take a moment to appreciate the fact that in Parks & Recreation, the character who writes fan fiction is the intelligent, successful, and good-looking primary love interest of the main character.

Also I want to read the full fic he wrote.

[sacrificethemtothesquid]

It’s only unrealistic because he said he finished it.

[wingedlioness]

He’s obviously lying, so it’s very realistic.

[houseofglass]

Here we have Terry from Brooklyn Nine Nine. He’s an Absolute Unit, father, police officer, black, intelligent, kind, a main character……and writes fanfiction from The Good Wife.

B99 - breaking stereotypes all over the place.

ETA: gifset not mine, I think it’s from @msjessicaday

[philosopherking1887]

Note that both shows are from the same creator. Who also writes Kant fanfiction and calls it “The Good Place.”