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Swimmer Problem #16

When the water tastes like cilantro????

#pool water #justswimmingproblems #swimmer issues #swimming #LIKE OKAY WHO DUMPED SALSA INTO THE POOL

Short Intro to Swimming

Welcome to swimming! Hope you enjoy your stay in the land of Don't You Fucking Drown Or Else You'll Be Ridiculed By Your Own ""Team"", where no one cares about your own safety or wellbeing until you get an AA time and suddenly become valuable.

#I hate this sport with a burning passion #i want to quit #like #not the way other people say it #I'm forced to swim by my parents #and I'm not a legal adult yet #so I have to #I never wanted to join this sport #I'm trying out for lacrosse and volleyball #so far I've been told I'm going to be the libero #but no word from lacrosse #but I can't quit until next year

armyofswimmers-deactivated20160

In honor of the premiere of the movie just a few short days away

#reblawg #me

Swimmer Problem #15

When it’s the end of a meet and you wanted to go home but you got put in a relay :^)

#swimming #swimmer problems #relays #swim meets #the struggle is real #MMMM IMMA JUST TAKE A RAINCHECK SEE YOU LATER DARLINGS ;)

Swimmer Problem #14

When you’re in the showers/in the locker room and someone walks in and shouts “That’s my shower/locker!!!!!”

#swimming #swimming problems #swimming issues #locker room troubles #shower time more like you shut your mouth time #WHO EXACTLY GAVE YOU THE DEED TO THIS LOCKER????

armyofswimmers-deactivated20160

meet warm ups = survival of the fittest

#reblawg

shut-up-and-swim-bitch

There are two types of swimmers in this world

The ones who lose count and think: "Well, might as well swim another 50, rather swim too long than too short"

And the ones who lose count and think: “Yeah I’m probably done now, let’s stop”

#reblawg #im totally the one who just stops

Swimmer Problem #13

When you accidentally do an extra lap in practice and everyone behind you’s already at the wall just floating there watching and judging you

#swimmer problem #swimming #swimmer things #only swimmers #practice #practice problems #swimming issues #LIKE JESUS CHRIST OK I UNDERSTAND I COMPLETELY GOOFED NOW STOP WATCHING ME #ITS LIKE THE SWIM-BACK OF SHAME

simplyeliza

This is totally me….

#reblawg #yhepp

Today at practice my coach’s brother barrel rolled across the pool deck, thrust his hands at my new flippers, and shouted “what are those?!!!!!?!!”

#what are those #is that a meme #im pretty sure it is a meme #barrel roll #@dani's brother #you need to chill #flippers #new flippers #swimmer #swimming #swimmer things #swimming things

Cool-Downs

What they tell me: 200 cooldown and then you're done

What I do: go as fast as my tired body will let me so I can leave sooner

#cooldown #cool-down #justswimmingproblems #just swimming problems #200 #200 cooldown #swim #swimmer #swiming #swimming things #COME ON NOW JUST A LITTLE BIT FURTHER TO THE WALL

Swimmer Problem #12

Getting to practice late and just awaiting the unfathomable fate the coach has in store for you...

#swim #swimmer #justswimmingproblems #just swimming problems #fathom #coach #late #getting to practice late #swimming issue #swimming problems #EVENTUALLY THE TRICK IS TO KEEP SHOWING UP A BIT LATE SO THEY RUN OUT OF THINGS TO GIVE YOU #hopefully anyway

Swimmer Problem #11

Practice getting cancelled and not knowing what to do with the rest of the day.

#swim #swimmer #swimming #justswimmingproblems #just swimming problems #issue #swimmer issue #swimmer problem #practice #practice cancelled #lazy day #LIKE WHAT THE HECK I TURNED DOWN EVERY INVITATION TODAY TO GO TO PRACTICE AND YOU'RE JUST GONNA CANCEL ON ME LIKE THAT?!!!!

Swimmer Problem #10

Getting an impossible interval on a hard set.

#set #interval #swimming #swimmer problems #swimmer #just swimming problems #justswimmingproblems #hard #hard set #liKE DANNI LET'S BE REASONABLE HERE I DON'T EVEN THINK MICHEAL PHELPS CAN MAKE THESE

Swimmer Problem #9

Pushing your goggles on so tight that it feels like you’re suctioning your eyeballs out when you take them off.

#goggles #swimmer #swimmer problem #justswimmingproblems #just swimming problems #swim #swimmer issue #swimmer problems #swimmer issues #ONE DAY I SWEAR I WILL SUCTION MY EYE OUT NO LIES

Swimmer Problem #8

Doing a really crummy start in a race and hitting your head on the water.

#starts #start #swimmer problems #swimmer issue #swimmer #just swimming problems #justswimmingproblems #races #race starts #water #anD LOOSING BECAUSE OF IT LIKE REALLY TWO SECONDS ARE YOU KIDDING ME IF I HAD DONE A PROPER START I WOULD HAVE CREAMED YOU ALANA I SWEAR

Swimmer Problem #7

Hitting your head on the backstroke finish.

#backstroke issues #backstroke #swimmer problem #just swimming problems #justswimmingproblems #swimming problems #swimmer issue #swimming issue #WELCOME TO HEADACHE CITY POPULATION: HORRIBLE BACKSTROKERS

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