Just riding out life

He/Him 23

[yamujiburo]

James doesn't know that they're retiring from the anime yet

[vampyrscream]

[dankmemeuniversity]

[apathetic-revenant]

demon: YOU HAVE SUMMONED ME, MORTAL. WHAT DEAL DO YOU WISH TO STRIKE WITH THE POWERS OF HELL?

roomba: [is a roomba]

demon:

roomba:

demon:

roomba:

demon: man c’mon you gotta work with me here a little bit

[poppetawoppet]

roomba: *slowly spells on floor* K N I F E

demon: ahhhhh I see. You have heard the legend of Stabby.

roomba: *vibrates excitedly*

[colby-jac-cheese]

demon: *lovingly tapes a knife onto the roomba* no charge

Roomba: >:3

[broadwaytheanimatedseries]

I love it when tumblr posts become so legendary they just get referenced in other tumblr posts

[sandmandaddy69]

[fanficmemes]

I really do adore the kind of character who would rather make everything worse than even try to fix the problem. Yeah man, fuck communicating with your friends, blow the place to hell!!!

[three-of-keys]

*causing a minor inconvenience* It's too late, I've gone too far *causes much worse inconvenience*

[hornetstabber]

i'm gonna go out on a limb and call that a complete lie

[mr-deep-downer]

which limb?

[hornetstabber]

penis

[mr-deep-downer]

penis isn’t a limb you idiot it’s an external sex organ

[hornetstabber]

my bad professor cock didn't realize i had an expert over here 🙄

[beardyoakenshield]

[tomgirlhysteria-deactivated2023]

will never understand jigsaw. to do that to another person doesn’t seem very nice or kind. sorry this is just how i feel

[pointnclick]

Dude I love your blog. I'm a big fan of the cries for help

[bingomann]

Endou Yuu versus the cosmic unknown 

[bingomann]

have some more 

[bingomann]

ok have one more before I go to bed 

Ren is also an eldritch being

[bingomann]

I don’t think I ever posted this here

[valtsv]

[000l]

Remember who checks on you when you get a little quiet. Those are your people

[ouroborosmotifs]

abandonment issues? fuck yeah i’m abandoning these issues. bye

[chica-loca]

do u like

women?

who doesn’t

[sendsual]

The supreme court of the United States

[bbyyygirl]

[montparnaasse-blog]

do u ever look at ur friends like “ah yes i’m so glad these losers are mine”

[whoreocookiesnmilk]

Learning how someone kisses for the first time is such an intimate experience.