Just Villain Things

mustache-twirlers, maniacal-laughers, hand wringers, and the (willfully) grammatically incorrect: a blog for the villains who've stollen my heart!

[justvillainthings]

My mom, folks.

[tarmairons]

Why do you care how I escaped? Voldemort was after your time.

[sixpenceee]

Impressive edits made by @justinleduc.

[rooster213-deactivated20210520]

This is fucking creepy cool

[cicadateeth]

[warandpeas]

Not So Grim

[cicadateeth]

[evilsupplyco]

Gender neutral terms of sinister endearment

Ghost-I-love-most

Gravefriend

Black Heart

Blackguard

Winner Sinner

Brave Knave

Fae-friend (alternate spellings of “fae” at your preference)

Hellhoney

Nec-romancer

Crypt Cuddler

Take ‘em for a spin with our unusual date ideas (which may not unusual to our audience, as we have been advised many… many… many times).

[b-rainrot]

[yallstillhere]

Now I can’t help but imagine a 60 year old seriel killer at a millenials door waiting, mad as fuck, checking his watch , and leaving out of frustration and writes a blog post about how millenials are ruining this country

[meanmisscharles]

Are Millennials Killing The Serial Killer Industry?

[absolutelad-deactivated20200425]

[relive-the-90s]

Celine Dion’s ‘My Heart Will Go On’ classic is immortalized as you’ve never seen it before on a t-shirt with the classic hard rock combo of skulls, fire and satanic symbolism. AVAILABLE HERE

[mxnrique]

SNL - Cut for Time: My Little Step Children

WHY WOULD THEY CUT THIS?????

[apocalypse-polakiewicz]

[charamath]

[candyviolence-deactivated201801]

Now THIS is art.

[karenhallion]

Have I reblogged this before. I don’t care, How absolutely amazing this is. 

[frostbackcat-deactivated2021031]

[what-makes-a-hero-deactivated20]

IT JUST GOT BETTER

[warandpeas]

We say Goodbye to 2017. We say Goodbye to a good year. Here’s our Top 10. 

Thanks for reading everybody. It’s a pleasure to make these silly comics and to receive all the crazy love. See you next year!  

[hplyrikz]

Clear your mind here

[lauradollie]

Oct. 3: Poison (poison poissons!) #inktober2017 #inktober #poison

[tubulareric]

[legalise-drugs-and-murder-blog]

brock-obama:

Owls confirmed to be the creepiest birds ever. LOOK AT THE FUCKING THINGS. If you fail to notice the one on the left fucking SWALLOWING a rat, then you have the dude singing some satanic chant or something next to him, and then you have those two other fucking psychos synchronized to make you feel creeped the fuck out with their soulless dance of FUCKING DOOM.

I really am tempted to reblog this every time it’s on my dash. That description is one of the best things on the internet.

[oculousreparo]

[ourpoeticlives]

Yeahhhh, I want this on my blog again.

[earlgreytea68]

OMG MY FAVORITE TUMBLR POST EVER IT’S FINALLY BACK YAY!

[earlgreytea68]

Here, have another of my all-time favorite Tumblr posts. 

[earlgreytea68]

We were just discussing this again and I had to reblog it again because IT IS MY FAVORITE

[jlrpuck]

I’m permanently traumatized that you introduced me to this over lunch, EGT. 

[earlgreytea68]

::bows with a flourish::

[revdrfrog]

There’s a gif out there of some people reenacting this that makes me laugh til I puke every damn time.

[imnotokaywiththerunning]

@revfrog

[revdrfrog]

YASSSSSSSSS!

[evilsupplyco]

The gorgon coiled her tail around the lich, tightening her grasp on the undead monster’s wretched bones. “Forever?” she asked softly.

“Forever,” the lich replied, resting his skull on his wife’s shoulder.