Title of the Blog

Naomi. 23. Avid reader and daydreamer. Lover of cats and adventures.

[larvinya]

[tepig-guy]

long????

[joeseph-stallion-deactivated202]

fool, that is the embodiment of death

[tepig-guy]

death incarnate: shows himself to be a black cat, ominous and dreadful

me: hehe flufy worm boy, long man jenkins

[magicaltyphoonlady]

@batmanisagatewaydrug

[batmanisagatewaydrug-deactivate]

bump back everything else on that ask I just answered about my favorite depictions of death. long man jenkins is #1 now

[turing-tested]

whenever i see a sleeping kitties paws unguarded i understand exactly how eve felt about the apple

[cassandrapentayaaaaas]

Fic tag: slow burn

Me, cracking my knuckles: not if you read it fast enough

[sefren-deactivated20140420]

[minestucks-deactivated20130513]

alternate title: young children gawk at flaming homosexuals

[yolocounty-skinwalkerpatrol-dea]

Another alternate title: the bailey school kids need to mind their own damn business

[marzipanandminutiae]

the covers with women are equally gay

so basically having these obnoxious kids pry into your personal life is mlm/wlw solidarity

[phatwithanf]

I remember reading the last four books fuck

[thewolfgodsblog]

children gawk at a local goth lesbian

[stolligaseptember]

do you ever tire of how, like, dramatic anxiety is?? it’s like. bitch. bitch. it’s not that serious. we’ll live. it’ll probably be a pain in the ass, but we’ll live. so stop making me feel like i’m actively dying.

I’m a nerd, but not in the useful “you’ll all be working for me one day when I invent jet packs” way. I’m a nerd in the “I have very strong opinions about history and literature and will yell them at you if you give me even the slightest opportunity” way. And that one does not pay well.

[homewreckerhowell]

so my little cousin decided to put our cats into her dollhouse

[shitpostgenerator]

please do not disrespect the moon

[nb-nightwing-deactivated2022111]

Dystopian novels be like “there’s no music but our national anthem and this forbidden rebel song” as if all of earth really let go of ABBA music

[celtic-pyro-deactivated20230725]

Consider: the forbidden rebel songs are all from ABBA.

[excellent-monster-girl-ideas]

#mama mia *cocks shotgun as i prepare to overthrow the oppressive regime* here i go again

[sistertaxon]

is there any temptation greater than being in the hardware store and seeing the place where they have all the little cards for the colours

[zagreus]

as someone who works in the paint department of a hardware store i just wanna say that you are absolutely allowed (and ENCOURAGED!) to grab as many cards off the rack as you want so long as you don’t take more than one or two of each colour (they are free for customers but the store only gets so many at a time so please don’t just walk off with our ENTIRE supply of SW 7587 Antique Red cards)

[madmanswords]

That’s too specific. Have people been stealing the SW 7587 Antique Red cards in droves lately?

[zagreus]

legally i am not allowed to comment

[yesterdaysprint]

Lincoln Journal Star, Nebraska, June 2, 1933

[dankmemeuniversity]

[mythwoven]

Alternate universe where I literally just to go to school forever (for free) so I can just learn about art and literature and history and languages for 100 years. No job skills. No credit requirements. No student loans. Just learning.

[trashyeggroll]

I heard a cardboard noise and turned around to find this

[tredlocity]

fashion

[dicketysplit]

where the fuck would we be without garlic honestly

[cheruib]

on all levels except physical i am sitting on top of the moon with my legs swinging back and forth

[y2kbabygirl]

i feel like early 2000’s sleepover culture was the height of human existence