a whole lot of

sumthang

[dollbandcry]

[mentalhellonline]

[kosmogrl]

this is who you’re asking to calm down btw

[cuppydogshane]

no weapon formed against my sweeties will prosper

[iamoutofideas]

looks thru a glory hole & sees a train coming straight towards me

[scenetorrents]

in my restless dreams i see that shit

[dogpuppy]

[lyssatbqh]

the Michael Jordan of queer infighting vagued his/their final post tonight

[reelpulls]

[thoughtcascades]

some men want money and power i would like a woman to look at me like i’m dinner

[contemptible-scoundrel]

[doesn't understand jacking off] and I'm supposed to... touch my penis? [shaking my head and smiling, murmuring to myself] touching my own penis... [chuckles] what will they come up with next

[loveridden1999]

thank god complaining is free #mycomplaints

[cheaphalloweencostume]

do any of you even enjoy reading or watching fiction at all? if i wanted the plot with virtually nothing else i would read the wikipedia page

[junglejim4322]

Something I think about a lot is when dj khaled spent a day lost at sea on a jet ski literally just because he drove away and got lost and started live posting about it and as he got increasingly panicked he started making like inspirational insta stories about his opps wanting him to fail even though he was entirely responsible for the situation and just started saying shit like “they don’t want you to WIN. they don’t want you to get found when you’re lost at sea in the dark”

[hotvampireadjacent]

[hsuhaohsuhaohsuhao]

Don't accept rotten food from anyone

I know you all think its so simple

[parkchanwoohoo]