Juzz Uno

Producer 🎹 Gamer 🎮 Nerd⚔️

[r-n-w]

New Dice Palettes are up in the store!

I’ve been hard at work trying to make some extra special sets and I’m super proud of these! There’s something for every adventurer in this newest collection; from astral explorers to desert nomads, lovesick bards to devoted clerics, ice queens to cave dwellers! These are in very limited stock, and won’t be re-stocked in future, so if you see a set you love - grab it!

Temple Trinkets - SOLD OUT

Crystal Ice

Amrynthine

Love Potion

Divine Light

Desert Nomad - 1 left!

>>> See more Dice Palettes >>>

(p.s. A huge thanks goes to @amrynth​ who helped to get some of the rare and beautiful chessex test sets that went into these palettes! <3)

[as-warm-as-choco]

Before the computing era, ILM was the master of oil matte painting, making audiences believe that some of the sets in the original Star Wars and Indiana Jones trilogy were real when they weren’t. They were the work of geniuses like Chris Evans, Michael Pangrazio, Frank Ordaz, Harrison Ellenshaw and Ralph McQuarrie ! Forever thank you, to their handmade art and the work of their colleagues, that made us dream of impossible worlds and fantastic places across Earth and the Universe.

There are more background paintings on this article, featuring comments by the masters/artists themselves ! 

Some of the following pieces were made by other artists 2:

[the-time-goddess-of-221b-deacti]

exCUSE ME?!?!!??!??! TheYRE PAINTINGS?!??!!?!

[starsintheskysandsontheshore]

SHUT UP I thought they were miniatures!!!!

[sodeartomyheart]

It’s too beautiful. I could cry.

[firey-rising-demon-deactivated2]

I love this because I’ll be watching a movie and think “how did they do that? Is that a building they built for this movie? Was it there beforehand? Is it cardboard or CGI? Is that actually some place on Earth that they’re filming?” And the answer to all of these now is “nope, that’s a painting”. I can’t believe some of the most iconic, familiar shots were paintings!

[retrogamingblog]

If World of Light from Super Smash Bros Ultimate came out on the Gameboy

[notlostonanadventure]

Fucking transported back

[just-shower-thoughts]

Every single odd number has an “e” in it.

[savvygunner]

[violetnpurple]

LISTEN-

[bl6ckwoman]

Not all of them. 30 and 50 aren’t spelled with the letter e in it …

[antiandrogen]

[teamnowalls-deactivated20180918]

father god 

[abrown16]

…if you can split a number in half evenly, it’s even. 30 and 50 are odd.

[antiandrogen]

[ethereal-sketches]

-_-’

(15+15=30

25+25=30)

[britteryikes]

25+25 = 30? You sure about that??

[laurdlannister-kingslayer]

Lord have mercy….

[kumasenpai]

Bye

[mf-johnson-deactivated20190605]

3 days into 2018 smh

[kwantsu]

LMAOOOOOOO

[effigyofubiquity-deactivated202]

[lizzysarai-deactivated20190109]

One

Three

Five

Nine

And since everything else after that is a variant of these numbers, then all odds have the letter ‘E’.

[britteryikes]

🗣YOU FORGOT SEVEN!!

[thxrsdxy]

It keeps getting worse.

[e-wifey-deactivated20201128]

LMAOOO WHAT IS GOING ON

[ellsworthej]

[goldensweetcheeks-deactivated20]

My head hurts…

[skullprincess]

This is why that Tumblr University shit was the dumbest idea ever just look at this

[drankinwatahmelin]

who failed yall?

[microtear-deactivated20181213]

IM SCREAMING

[lukestarkillerisgay]

[hey-hey-shutthefuckup-deactivat]

You whole ass forgot about eight - a number with an e and is pretty fucking even

[shaolinbynature]

why would 8 be brought up if it’s EVEN in a post about ODDS??????? the post said “every single ODD number has an ‘e’ in it” not “every single number with an ‘e’ is odd” what the fuck

[emma-d-klutz]

3 days until 2019 and we’re still here

[legowerewolf]

happy New year’s eve

[beyonceisstraight]

Every time I see this post it gets worse.

[clandestinedesiires-deactivated]

[black-geek-supremacy]

Its back

[isseymiyucky-deactivated2021070]

I laughed so hard

[weloveshortvideos]

[pinapple-jumpsuit]

YO ON SOME ANIME SHIT THIS DOPE AF!!!!

[sweepsheep]

Some loser: Wrestling is fake Me: Explain THIS Loser: Holy shit

[herelieslill-deactivated2022041]

i’m so delighted that tumblr found out about this match, because lord have mercy, twitter was losing its shit over it

[aries-sama]

This majestic as hell

[sparrow-va]

How long did they have to choreograph that holy shit

[gasstationeggsalad]

I just want everyone to know that this bit is exactly what being 24 feels like

[heathens-and-kings]

“I want to speak to a manager,” the middle-aged woman said in her stern I-used-to-be-a-soccer-mom-ten-years-ago voice, looking down at me over the top of her Gucci reading glasses.

A wicked grin split across my face and the gates of Hell opened up behind me, releasing a gust of hot wind that whipped my apron around my body and forced the woman to shield her face. Demons came forth, dancing around in flames with songs of, “She wants to speak to a manager. Did you hear that? She wants to speak to a manager!” before erupting into earsplitting shrieks of laughter, none louder than my own cackling.

I took in the woman’s look of utter horror before my eyes rolled back into my head and I growled,

“I am the manager.”

[owawaaa]

a thing for one of my favorite posts on this site

[thehighestundergod]

this is tumblrs all time top 5 posts

[jamesmasinoart]

For my 3D production class I had to create a three shot short that was a remake of an existing movie scene- with muppets. I ran out of time to do the particle water effects, but this is basically Pacific Rim anyway.

[thebibliosphere]

We’re losing our collective shit laughing at this. Holy crap it’s so funny, please turn the sound on.

[adulthoodisokay]

this is amazing

[babyanimalgifs]

[littledicesnake]

@sunshine-tattoo

[sunshine-tattoo]

i love this so much you asshole 🤣

[vandorendra]

@elodieunderglass @gallusrostromegalus

[elodieunderglass]

I showed this to my small baby and they looked at me in deep concern, took the phone away from me, put it in the toy box and shut the lid

[its-only-the-rain]

Have you ever wondered how someone meets Santa? Well, you need to follow a very specific ritual to summon him.

[the-nwah-embassy]

Do you have any idea how long I’ve had this queued? Any idea? A year. A fucking year. I don’t even use my queue ever. Ever. This is the only thing I’ve EVER queued. I’ve had this queued for a year so I don’t forget it.

[catchymemes]

[rab-it-deactivated20231030]

What? HOLY SHIT.

[vaguim]

[mitsukimode-deactivated20221102]

WOAH

[ruinedchildhood]

[mayes-the-fox]

The delivery of these lines is better than anything else I’ve ever seen 

[illmaticraj]

Anybody else remember this commercial? It used to always be on Cartoon Network at night.

[keithsweatshop]

this is the content that i signed up for tumblr for

[legalmexican]

The Power of Love goes AWF

[ampervadasz]

[back-that-sass-up]

it took nine seconds for me to fully process what i was watching and then i started LAUHGHING

[docteryn]

I would be dead

[siquetumismo]

[turntoturnover-deactivated20250]

oh my fuckning

[iopele]

UNMUTE THIS

[luckiestcloverx]

I’m at a cafe and I started crying because I had to contain my laughter at how stupidly funny this is

[v30qtqnh9q3h59cnhiqctw9h3v9nvat]

[larvalhex]

this is the most heavily cursed animation I’ve ever seen, I feel like I just watched the tape from The Ring