LittleDiceSnake

28 year old Agender Goblin

[omulya]

old works of hashira/pillars with fox warding masks

kinda dont like them rn but obanailooks ok ig

[zegalba]

Grasshopper's Dream Cafe Located: Jeongseon, South Korea

[foreveriallyzombified]

BUG SEX HEADQUARTERS

[rae-conteur]

how DARE you try to leave this in the tags

[steampunkpirate131719]

Bill Nye for most of his career: Imma do science for kids. Science without politics. Nice, tame science for the kiddos.

Bill Nye now:

[kawaii-ash]

BILL, BILL, BILL!!!!

And let’s not forget

[cosmic-dust-poltergeist]

I’d never seen that last one, but my life is better for it

o m g

[bread-jesus420]

BILL NYE SAYS WOMENS RIGHTS, SCIENCE IS REAL, LGBTQ+ RIGHTS, AND HOMICIDE IS SOMETIMES OKAY

[chaos-theory-exhibit-a]

NOTHING but absolute RESPECT for the world’s substitute science teacher

NOTHING but absolute RESPECT for the world’s substitute science teacher

[notaplaceofhonour]

never forgetting that time he danced cha-cha-cha to Oingo Boingo on Dancing with the Stars

[oaluz]

[deramin2]

That bird is so excited to play the harp.

[a-mel0n]

[turniptitaness]

[tiktoksthataregood-ish]

[grimbuswimbus]

turn sound on for this one :3

splishy splashy

[brainshock-alpha]

FUCK YOU, LUMIOSE!!! If you're dumb enough to take out a loan this weekend, you're a big enough schmuck to come to RUST SYNDICATE! Bad deals! Threats that make you break down! Yakuza! If you think you're going to pay off your debt to Rust Syndicate, you can KISS MY ASS! It's our belief that you're such a stupid motherfucker, you'll fall for this bullshit, GUARANTEED! If you find a better deal, SHOVE IT UP YOUR UGLY ASS! You heard us right, SHOVE IT UP YOUR UGLY ASS! Bring your starters! Bring your Megas! Bring your legendaries! WE'LL POISON THEM! That's right, WE'LL POISON YOUR POKÉMON! Because at Rust Syndicate, you're fucked six ways from Sunday! Take a hike, to Rust Syndicate: home of CHALLENGE CLIMBING! That's right, CHALLENGE CLIMBING! How does it work? If you can climb a human ladder seven stories straight up and not fall off, you get to keep your kneecaps! Don't wait! Don't delay! DON'T FUCK WITH US, or we'll rip your Key Stones off! Only at Rust Syndicate, the only lender that tells you to FUCK OFF! HURRY UP, ASSHOLE! This event ends the minute after you sign the contract, and you better not go back on our terms or you're a dead motherfucker! GO TO HELL! Rust Syndicate! Lumiose City's filthiest and exclusive home of the meanest sons of bitches in the region of Kalos, GUARANTEED!!!

[lesbrarian]

@matchboxcat Paxton gets shitfaced, makes this ad, and sends it to Taunie like "THAT'S how you do it"

[industriallee]

forcing guzma to mature by making him hang out with petty kids

[seravph]

“what’s the worst fruit” i hope you fucking die im strangling you what the hell is wrong with you. ‘the worst fruit’… has god not made all of these fruits in the same light???? cunt

[rottenlittlefink]

Red Delicious Apples

[punk-rocking-nerd]

[parakeet]

5th from the bottom on applerankings.com

[voidsentprinces]

May I someday gain the same level of succinct cutting vitriol criticism as the applerankings.

[xreyyart]

It was too funny for me to not draw it

[sayitasyoucan]

My Valentine Cards

[beemovieerotica]

incredible video and also PSA: art competition for anyone interested

[scarlettcryptid]

LOV x Fortnite Emotes: Shigaraki – Savage

[one-time-i-dreamt]

WHAT

[ririazul]

[myleftpinkytoe]

Oh, i remember this! No truck fucking, but also hard to explain...?

Basically, a lot of truckers feel VERY attached to their trucks, to the point where it's common for truckers to refer to them as their "first baby".

So, knowing this, this trucker's wife organised a photoshoot where her husband's "first baby" got to meet his "second baby". Kind of like those pregnancy photoshoots with dogs?

He thought it was great, and they shared it on social media trucker groups. In a turn i would not expect, a lot of other truckers got really emotional about it. Like, grown men cooing over a stranger's pregnancy photoshoot, going to their wives and asking if they can do something similar 🥺🥺🥺. All in all, strangely wholesome???

[fruitcakebro]

Ohhhh, the truck is the big brother :)

[sergle]

btw a good portion of my tiktok feed is still old men

[scarlettcryptid]

LOV x Fortnite Emotes: Dabi – Over the Moon

[notaventura]