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by Han SaKwang

Surprise! You’ve been Isekai’d into a D&D World… but it’s specifically a 3.5 Edition D&D world and due to a weird Glitch in the system you have been assigned not just a Base Class, but also one of that edition’s weird and wacky Prestige Class as well! Spin this wheel to see what you got!

(I added a short little summary for each Class explaining the basic gist of it. Although obviously you can also look them up to get more detailed info)

So…how are you feeling?

HELL YEAH THIS IS THE BEST THING THAT EVER HAPPENED TO ME

This class is perfect for me! (complimentary)

This is pretty cool!

Not bad but… could be better

Some parts of this sounds GREAT and some sound TERRIBLE

I’m pretty sure I’m gonna die but at least I’ll be cool as hell until then

Well, I’m gonna hate being this Class but at least I’m gonna survive

I feel utterly indifferent about my Class

This class is perfect for me… (derogatory)

This isn’t good for me, but… could be worse

Yeah, this sucks

OH MY GOD THIS IS HORRIBLE I AM GONNA BE MISERABLE AND THAN I’LL DIE

Voting ended onJan 11

drtanner

I won. Never coming back lmao

jwslw

Evangelist - A devout mortal who wanders the world trying to convert others to their religion or belief system, their evangelizing sermons have divine bardic-like abilities

#This isn't Good for me #but #could be worse

prokopetz

Twelve essential dungeon-crawling fantasy monsters:

Big and dumb

Small but there's lots of them

Tentacles don't go there

Evil horse

The author's been reading Wikipedia articles about mushrooms

Eye

Child you're allowed to punch

Dude that looks like another dude

Hostile architecture

Allegory for capitalism

Uncomfortable implications

Steve

the-big-mood

simon-newman

Why? Just because someone's attempting a real estate fraud by dressing as a ghost/monster?

eric-coldfire

The off chance it's one of the four instances where it's a real monster.

simon-newman

It's like a 1/300 chance if I don't count the 13 ghosts so I like my chances.

prokopetz

See, the trick is that "the GM exists for the players' amusement, whose job is to ruin their plans on purpose" and "the GM rules the group like a king, and the players exist to be their playthings" might seem like opposite (albeit equally maladaptive) approaches to play, but ultimately they both boil down to the GM doing all the work.

theimmortalthinktank

tyrantisterror

I don't like D&D's recent attempts to mainstream the idea that a sphinx is just a lion with wings. You give that lion a pretty lady's face like the perverts of Ancient Greece intended goddammit!

whitepeopletwitter

prokopetz

The thing about Lovecraft's work is that he did write about some genuinely fucked up critters, but he doesn't seem to have had a clear picture of which ones those are. "Dog that inhabits right angles" and "sapient colour" are treated as exactly as mind-bending as, like, "guy who looks like a fish" and "big penguin".

wevegotbackissues-blog

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