Luke Skywalker Protectionist Blog

+Marcus | ♂ | UK | Born 1997 | I'm gay and love the 80's | Luke Skywalker enthusiast | Could give a TEDtalk about The Beatles

[kobonus]

Pokemon the anime Was just an extended horse movie metaphor

[kobonus]

If you replace pikachu with an unruly yet loving horse nothing changes

[kobonus]

“Well, I do have one left, the most unruly pokemon in my possession. He knows no master and can only kick things.”

And ash is just a horse girl with bad hair so he trains the horse even though it did rupture his spleen multiple times with its beautiful legs

[kobonus]

“Get me that pikachu with the beautiful legs, I need him for the Big Race.”

james voice: Yee  haw pardner

[huntmavs]

happiest birthday to tom cruise, who is always the biggest supporter of the movies, thank you for always entertaining us!

[jynersoandtonic]

I’ve spent the last four weekends watching all the mission impossible films and I gotta revive this dead blog to scream into the void about how tom cruise is a certified hottie.

tom cruise is also a certified cult member tho, so it’s complicated.

[from-mars-to-venus]

I love the Mission Impossible films. Tom Cruise’s self insert is a very polite Boy Scout who has never sinned and he can do flips and tricks and shoot cool guns. His best friends are Big Friendly Fella With Hat and Shrewish British Funnyman. Every woman ever wants to kiss him (NO premarital sex 🙅🏻‍♂️). Henry Cavill had to reload his fists in that one movie. Wolf Blitzer fakeout scene. We scale tha Burj Khalifa.

[bardof-avon]

it is so embarrassing to be losing my mind over a tv show and all of the stills look like this

and it WILL be the most thrilling piece of television you have ever watched

[moriemur]

[william-s-churros]

this is how i envision the dialogue in severance having never watched it and only seeing peoples incomprehensible posts about it

[strawburrychainsaw]

Tags are the gift that keeps on giving

[carolsturka]

macrodata department: man it's so hard being a teenager

gemma the whole time:

[lyraaorion]

Shoutout to my favorite behind the scenes pic

[bunbunpa]

A goat with a vision 🙏 praise kier

[snowlattes]

"everytime you find yourself here, it's because you chose to come back."

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> > > finally treat myself with a fanart‼️ i am excited for s3, crossfinger hard it concluded w best outcome it could be 🤲🙏

[jynersoandtonic]

honestly might come back to this website just to talk about our lord and saviour of television, Severance (Apple TV+)

i havent been into fandoms since like, rogue one in 2017, but i need to scream about this show and its hiatus more than BBC sherlock in 2012

[dearemma]

The Original Series / Strange New Worlds Star Trek

[hippodameia]

[jynersoandtonic]

Literally back on this hellsite after like, 4 years because I needed to find and reblog this specific gif set. Strange new worlds is getting me into fandoms again and I have not been this into a ship this much in literal years. I will die for laan kirk

[femsteverogers]

[darth-memes]

[shetra-onmy-falgar]

All the cute fan art of Luke and Din being cute dads made me forget what Disney did to Luke.

[jynersoandtonic]

Logging onto this hellsite for the first time in eons because I’m rewatching Mando before season 3 and I need to scream about how I love Luke skywalker with every fibre of my being