jyp-family-incorrect

stuff JYP family have probably said at least once in their lifetime~

[jyp-trash]

Felix : You know after you've read a dictionary, every other book is just a remix.

Chris : Its 3am Lix. Please go to sleep.

[jyp-trash]

Felix : I just want someone to take me out..

Jisung : Like on a date or with a gun?

Felix : Surprise me.

[jyp-trash]

jisung : you know...people treat me like god.

chan : how?

jisung : they ignore my existence unless they need something from me.

[jyp-trash]

Felix : If I punch myself and it hurts, am I weak or strong?

Jisung : weak

Hyunjin : strong

Seungmin : A fucking idiot.

[jyp-trash]

Yugyeom : You're pretty dumb.

Bambam : Thanks man~

Yugyeom : Why are you thanking me? I just insulted you.

Bambam : All I heard was "you're pretty"...I'm trying to focus on the positives in life.

[jyp-trash]

J.One created the group chat "Han Jisung Surprise Birthday Party"

J.One added Chicken4Life, CB97, TheRealLeeMinHo, VisualBin, CertifiedIGOT7, I_like_Memes, CertifiedMyDay and FoxyI.N.

J.One left the group chat

VisualBin : what the what?

I_like_Memes : idk if this is funny or sad

CertifiedMyDay : I'm feeling a lot of emotions rn, but mostly respect.

[jyp-trash]

Skz as The Office Michael Scott Quotes -

Chan : I knew exactly what to do. But in a much more real sense...I had no idea what to do.

Woojin : I like waking up to the smell of bacon (read-chicken). Sue me.

Minho : We're all homos...Homo sapiens.

Changbin : Would I rather be feared or loved? Umm...Easy, Both. I want people to be afraid of how much they love me.

Hyunjin : I am beyoncé, always.

Jisung : I love inside jokes...I'd love to be part of one some day.

Felix : I'm not superstitious. But...I'm..I'm a little stitious.

Seungmin : There is no such thing as an appropriate joke. That's why it's a joke.

Jeongin : Just seems awfully mean. But sometimes the ends justify the mean.

[jyp-trash]

Jeongin : Hyung I think you deserve an award for putting up with us...

Chan : No...this team is my award. I love being with you guys :,)

...

Yugyeom : Hyung I think you deserve an award for putting up with us...

Jaebum : dAMn fUcKiNg sTraiGht i dO.

[maabeuling-nim]

Bambam : Almond milk is a scam.

Yugyeom : Care to explain?

Bambam : Show me the tits on an almond!

Yugyeom : …

[maabeuling-nim]

Jaebum to Jinyoung (regarding Yugyeom) : You know its because we always see him with Bambam but he’s pretty weird too.

[maabeuling-nim]

Chan : Bro…I haven’t slept in the past 48 hours!!

Bambam : Weird flex but okay.

[jyp-trash]

Jackson : How's it going Jinyoung?

Jinyoung : I have this headache that comes and goes.

Yugyeom : [walks in] Hi, hyungs.

Jinyoung : There it is again.

[jyp-trash]

Bambam : Bro, I'd jump off a plane for you.

Chan : Stop bullsh*tting me, bro. You jumped off a plane for fun.

[jyp-trash]

Changbin : When I was small-

Skz : [laughs]

Minho : "was"?!

Changbin : I hate y'all.

[jyp-trash]

Felix : *from the passenger seat* Hey do you mind if I play some music?

Chan : *driving* Sure...go ahead, Lix.

Felix : *pulls out kazoo and starts playing the Avengers theme*

[jyp-trash]

Felix : If you're born in 2000 how old are you?

Bambam : I was born in 1997 and I'm 69...So you do the math.

Chan : What? I was born in 1997 and I'm 21.

Bambam : That's your personal problem~

[jyp-trash]

Changbin : Hey...I fell asleep waiting on you to make me a sandwich~

Seungmin : Go back to sleep. And starve.