Yugyeom: bambam did you only stock beans? Bambam: did you come here to eat a fancy meal or to survive?
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Yugyeom: bambam did you only stock beans? Bambam: did you come here to eat a fancy meal or to survive?
Jackson: fact: I can jump higher than any tree.
Mark: how is that possible?
Jackson: trees can’t jump.
Mark: I’ll destroy you.
American interviewers: Is there a special someone in your life?
Every Kpop boy asked that:
Yugyeom: you remind me of my brother
Yugyeom: he’s a dickhead
Yugyeom: but he’s alright sometimes
Yugyeom: so, you remind me of him sometimes
Bambam:
Bambam: that’s the nicest thing anyone’s ever said to me
got7 incorrect
Jinyoung, shouting at Yugyeom: YOU DIE WHEN I KILL YOU!
Easiest to hardest Got7 members to beat in a fight
Inspired by other posts in this trend
First up is Yugyeom. Sure he’s big and all, but he’s also lanky as fuck. One kick to the kneecaps is all it would take to knock this boy off his balance. Plus, he seems to be pretty non-confrontational, which puts him at a disadvantage because I hold no remorse for my actions. 10/10 would kick his ass.
Next is Bambam simply because like Yugyeom, Bambam is lanky and easy to throw off balance. He does have a lot of energy though, and I have problems with cardio. He could easily outrun me, but does that count as him winning? I don’t think so.
Third easiest is Mark because he seems to lack the coordination it would take to beat me in a fight. That being said, he would be the dirtiest player ever. I don’t wanna be a part of that.
Dead centre I’m putting our fearless leader. He gives me decent fighter vibes, but contrary to his badass, piercing filled exterior, he’s non confrontational and would probably try and be mature in the situation. That’s a dumb move on his part because I am immature and petty as fuck. He would probably kick my ass if provoked though.
Now getting into the harder ones to beat is Jackson. I know what you guys are thinking,, Jackson is ripped as shit and he does gymnastics. That is true, however despite his many muscles, he’s a softie. He would be non-confrontational. I feel like he wouldn’t hesitate to put the smack down on me once I start with the trash talk though. He would send me to the ER with one kick to the side.
Second hardest member to beat would definitely be Youngjae. You may think that he is too soft and cute to fight, and you are completely right. I would take a bullet for this man. I would rather forfeit the win to him than cause him any sort of harm and that on is on me. That is my fault. You couldn’t pay me to hurt him.
And finally, the absolute hardest Got7 member to fight is Jinyoung. Sure he might look like the protagonist in a Disney cartoon, but this man does not fear God himself. He is the human embodiment of anger issues and I do not want to be his outlet. I have a 0/10 chance of beating him in a fight, and so do you all. He scares the shit out of me.
Mark: Send dudes.
Jackson: You mean nudes?
Mark: I’m in a fight. I need more men
I'm this close to tattooing "I AM BISEXUAL" on my forehead because the mullet, nose and cheek peircings wasn't enough
Jaebum, probably